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2015

06

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I guess I should update the site…even though it’s the Grammys and everyone knows that the world ends when the Grammy’s happen…everything stops…at least that’s my excuse for doing blow with crackheads with fat asses, which is an unusual thing, usually crackheads are emaciated, until 6 in the morning….

That said, earlier today some little kid just said “daddy that man is following us” I was like “don’t compliment yourself – even if I was into that you’re not that cute sweetheart. ”

Here are some links…

Victoria’s Secret Give Valentine’s Day Advice
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The First SI Plus Sized Model isn’t the First SI Plus Sized Model
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Britney Spears Lingerie Looks Legit
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Tinder Whore of the Day
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Polar Bear Roams the Streets of London
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Girls Who Bend at the Waist are Pretty Magical…even though All Girls Technically Bend at the Waist…
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Charlotte McKinney Looks Like Broken Down Florida Trash
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Mila Kunis Likes Her Tits
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The Dirt Bike Dog
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Celebrities as Little People is Some Weirdness
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2015

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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There’s something really depressing about being in the suburbs and really experiencing what white “people of the church”…normals are like…especially when they are in the form of a hot as fuck 25 year old pushing around three annoyed under 3 year olds…walking into Walmart or some other shitty store..to save a few bucks from their husbands shitty pay check…so that they can go on the missionary retreat to africa or central america with their church…it’s such a fucking waste…so I always try to look at them or say inappropriate things to them or next to them…like today I faked a phone call where I discussed rimming a strange girl’s asshole on our first encounter…while high on coke….turns out Jesus freaks don’t like this Jesus and give dirty fucking looks and even ask you to shut up…that’s not very Godly…

But these stepLINKS are…

50 Shades of Grey is Too Porny for Malaysia
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Are These Fake Titties Too Big
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Rihanna’s Eaten By a Shark Shoot
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Just a Couple of Fame Whores and Their Wet Nipples
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Dane Cook Flexing His Muscles
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The New Magic Mike Trailer
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Jessica Alba in a Sweater
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Football Players Dance…
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Slut of the Day
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X-Rays of Things Stuck Up Butts
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Fame Whores in a Bikini
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Charlotte McKinney’s Big Trashy Tits Attend Some Event
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Referee Lays Down the Law
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Paul Blart 2 Exists…
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Fame Whores in a Bikini
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Mila Kunis Promoting Her Tits
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Jennifer Lopez Nipples…
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The Greatest Pro Wrestlers of All Time
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Magic Golden Retriefer
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Eva Longoria and Melanie Griffith Hug it Out
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Double Ended Dildo
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Radio Shack is Broke
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Poltergeist Remake No One Asked For
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Hover Board Prank…
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Kelly Brook in a Sports Bra….
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Seahawks Fan Obituary is Hilarious
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Octopus Camouflage
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Lindsay Lohan Lives
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Bouncing GIFs
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Playboy Germany Calendar Hotness
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Madonna Premiered Her New Video on Snapchat
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Underwater Nudity
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Vagina Infection of the DAy
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Webcam Teen and her 14 Inch Dildo
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Don’t Let an Anal Prolapse Stop You
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THrowback Penthouse Dominatrix Issue
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Extreme Booty
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Hot Ass Fingers
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Cam Sluts cuz We Love Sluts
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

05

Feb

Kim Kardashian Naked for Love Magazine of the Day

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It amazes me that Kim Kardashian’s new found talent is selling magazines by getting naked.

More importantly, it amazes me that the general public is interested or buying into Kim Kardasahian getting naked in magazines to go viral, even though she is a fucking virus, one so bad it’s killing off our youth…

It’s like they don’t remember that when she was 25 she filmed a sex tape / porn, and you can see her getting railed by black dude…you can google that shit and see her actually naked…when she was younger and prettier…less damaged and fat….with a different kind of desperation that was appealing not just greedy and disgusting…

I mean she’s old as fuck now, sure I approve of everyone getting naked in pictures….it’s not a big deal…but I don’t understand why this one. is one people care about…based on everything she’s done to get to this level…She’s the fucking worst.

I’ve already mentioned this issue of Love MAgazine they are milking…at least once in reference to her diaper looking ass HERE ….make it stop.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2015

05

Feb

Pornstar Julia Ann Sings the Diarrhea Song of the Day

Her name is Julia Ann. Apparently, she’s a pornstar, I know very little about porn stars, because I don’t watch porn. I don’t find it erotic or sexy and I don’t find the girls all that hot or exciting, most importantly, because I get get everyday girls, who are actually hot, and not as broken or as eager to be seen by men everywhere, jerked off to by men everywhere, but still into men jerking off to them….who talk to me to send me shit all the time…

I mean thanks to porn, the younger generation is fucked and that’s a good thing, I just rather focus on that fucked generation than the pornstars…

That said, this Pornstar, Julia Ann sings the Diarrhea song, something she does on set…is pretty funny.

Posted in:RatedXLife

2015

05

Feb

Elsa Hosk’s See Through of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Swedish Victoria’s Secret model…who is posing for a Victoria’s Secret brand…showing her nipples…because I guess the creative directors at Victoria’s Secret finally figured out that they are in the lingerie business and that lingerie is sheer and that edited out nipples in their lingerie is false advertising, that also gets negative press, because feminists hate when you erase a girl being objectified for a lot of money, at her free will, to pose half naked for a man’s company…to sell lingerie that implies women need to please their man….right…

So instead of appeasing the middle of the road, scared of nipple, jesus freaks….they said “just roll with this sheer one”…and that god for that..it’s these baby steps that lead to spread asshole campaigns on buses and billboards everywhere…not just in my dreams…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2015

05

Feb

Rihanna for i-D of the DAy

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Rihanna is in the new issue of i-D magazine. I feel like I’ve seen these pictures of her being tribal or whatever the fuck is going on…in her oversized jeans…that are exciting to me, only because I haven’t seen my wife fit into anything she’s ever owned like that since the hot years, after her bout with cancer made her lose 100 lbs…

It’s like an artistic version of a weight loss commerical, with more bone through noses and dreadlocks like a plantation worker on the island she’s from….and the whole thing has no nipples…which amazes me, since she leaves her house on the daily showing nipples…I wonder where it all went wrong.

Posted in:Rihanna

2015

05

Feb

Hannah Davis SI Cover of the Day

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This isn’t news….but the PR Machine wants you to think it is..

I make fun of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit all the time, but only because I find it pedestrian, basic, low concept, repetitive, boring…interchangeable…and one of these things that is not progressive, you know they tell you they are 40 years deep, but they haven’t done anything controversial in the last 10 of those 40 years….I distinctly remember jerking off to Elle Mcpherson’s nipples in 1989…..but since then…it’s been just a bunch of girls in bikinis…usually free models…basically instagram…

But today, my friend I’ve never met, but may have tweeted at once about being Naomi Watt’s brother, Benn Watts, who has done this kind of shoot forever…got the cover…with Hannah Davis….and they are showing her bald pubic mount…because I guess Sports Illustrated girls aren’t like fashion hipster models…and wax that mound….I mean to anyone with any vision…a bush sneaking out would have made this the best ever…but thanks to porn and the Kardashians and marketing..hair is bad…for now..

Either way, Texas’ own…going strong. All American….babes in bikinis…can’t hate that…unless your family was killed by a babe in a bikini…in which case you can.

Posted in:Hannah Davis|Sports Illustrated

2015

05

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Looking Old Playing with Kim Kardashian of the Day

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I’m just joking. Kim Kardashian isn’t this cute. If this was a pic of Hayden Panettiere rolling around in a pile of human feces…that’d be a little more representative of her playing with Kim Kardashian….but I figure since everyone is so obsessed with Kim Kardashian…everything I look at is Kim Kardashian…I can’t avoid her…they are brain washing me…and I don’t like it…luckily I have the ability to stab the fuck out of my eyes..if it gets much worse….

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2015

05

Feb

Nina Agdal Swimsuit Catalog Pics of the Day

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Nina Agdal is pretty old, played out, has a shitty attitude, probably doesn’t make very much money a year doing what she does, but has access to rich dudes who finance her, and most impportantly, a shitty fucking attitude….

So the good news is that she will be replaced. She and her retard looking wonky face don’t offer any real talent, sure she’s got a hot butt, so many girls have hot butts, who gives a fuck about this hot butt, when there are 1000s of other hot butts that are younger, fresher, have a better attitude and pretty much are perfect to replace her….

TO SEE ALL THE CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2015

05

Feb

Emmy Rossum Naked on TV of the Day

I don’t like Emmy Rossum, but I do like what she represents.

You see she blocked me on social media for making fun of her, and I encourage that kind of behavior, as a feminist who likes to empower women by making fun of cunts like this who get naked to get ahead in their careers, like a slab of fucking meat….because all they want is fame and fortune and global acceptance…I figure it’s important to call them out for the bullshit that they are….and I do like seeing girls get naked, I just like when they do it because they want me to jerk off to them, instead of for trying to advance an acting career…ya know…a whlole lot of authenticity is missing from her strategy, but that can be said about all these fame whoress.

Posted in:Emmy Rossum|HBOobs