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2015

04

Feb

Alicia Silverstone Hard Nipples of the Day

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Alicia Silverstone is pretty old now, but when she was “relevant”, she was one of those actresses that I didn’t understand all the hype around. She had a bit of a wonky face and I just couldn’t get down with it…if anything the only thing I liked that she’s ever done was a few years ago, when she fed her baby like a bird feeds its babies…pre-chewed…that shit was up on some porno fetish shit…

Well, apparently she’s got hard nipples, which in case you didn’t know, is all a girl really needs to be doing to seem like she’s keeping busy…to a pervert like me who doesn’t watch TV or really bother using google, I’m too busy sexting for that.

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2015

04

Feb

Emma Watson Sex Scene in Regression of the Day

Emma Watson was in a movie called Regression that I assume all of the Emma Watson fans, who are some of the creepiest of creepy dudes, very into the whole Harry Potter thing, watching her grow up before their eyes, while falling in absolute love with her, despite her being 14…

Well this is apparently her sex scene in the movie where she’s fucking her dad…not her real dad…but I could be wrong, I don’t care about these things..

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2015

04

Feb

Miceala Schaefer Naked With Bears of the DAy

So apparently, Micaela Schaefer, doesn’t miss any opportunity to have a German based publicity stunt, because I guess she’s a brand ambassador for Germany, and a lot better than their brand ambassador in the 40s..

I don’t know what this Bear event is, but it seems to have less HIV than Bear events I am used to…..

I like that she’s a naked, stripper looking girl with big dreams, big tits, and is taking it upon herself to make those dreams happen, even if I have no idea what those dreams are, other than being naked in public…it looks like she made it….

I just wonder how she made a business out of this, I assume hooking…because that’s how I function….and what it comes down to is that at least she does this…it may not take much…but at least it happened…she’s sent from heaven..a very basic, willing to get naked for attention heaven….that all girls should come from…

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2015

04

Feb

Luci Ford in a White Bikini of the Day

Luci Ford , is as far as I’m concerned, the next big thing….

She’s been doing all kinds of shoots, she’s awesome on snapchat, and she’s hot as fuck…or at least hot enough for me to post any pics I see of her, in hopes that she sees them and finds my love poems in the form of slanderous posts on people, is endearing and that she just can’t get enough of it, ending in a double wedding, a bunch of babies…and forever happiness…after we meet in Canada for a shoot, and end up getting stranded in a snowstorm ,forced to kill off my wife and use her fat as fuel for the fire…you know a traumatic experience that you can only fall in forever love with the person you experience it with…kind like cast members on Survivor, since no one else knows their struggle…

Either way, Luci Ford…

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2015

04

Feb

Candice Swanepoel in Catalog Lingerie of the DAy

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Candice Swanepoel posted a couple of hot pics to her social media, I like them because she’s hot, and it reminds me that if you have enough money you can own people, because this is probably mandated as part of her Victoria’s Secret contract, because they know how many girls would work for them for free, and that they made Candice the hot commodity that she is, and that she owes them, so much that they essentially take advantage of her….

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Here’s a Victoria’s Secret Gallery for Valentine’s Day….and this is their second busiest time of the year…where they hit up all the men who can’t put any real thought or creative into their gifts for their low expectation, mall shopping girls…who would rather they save their extra money for a trip to Vegas or Disney World…I mean they’ve been waiting their whole life for it, but could never muster up the 500 dollars it costs to fly and stay in Vegas for a weekend….even though I can come up with 500 dollars and I am a broken drunk…that’s just poor financial planning on your end…

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2015

04

Feb

Amanda Bynes Lives of the Day

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The highlight of my life was when I was tipped off that this obscure twitter account was Amanda Bynes after her breakdown. You know one of those anonymous accounts that people only find out about when she sends the press release and the paparazzi, but that I randomly connected with before it blew up…and we interacted…

The highlight of Amanda Bynes’ life was probably not interacting with me on twitter after all the arrests, rehab visits, nose dives into hell….it was probably back when she was at the top of her game…

But who cares about Amanda Bynes, I mean unless she’s in a scandal no one gives a fuck..I only care because she looks like a bloated Russian hooker I once got a handjob from….I think she ended up dying…but I’ll never forget that magic….especially not now that Amanda Bynes looks like her…and is bringing up all those memories of that firm grip…

All this to say, I’m a fan.

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2015

04

Feb

Hot Tits and Other Videos of the Day

Terrifying Footage of the Taiwan Airplane Crash

School Girl Gets Leg Caught in Elevator

Lucky teen putting on a psychotic play almost gets killed

Bird imitates couple arguing

Dog abuse ends with karma

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

04

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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Want to know what isn’t exciting – going to the hospital because you were found passed out drunk in a snowbank bleeding from your head. It’s like 2 am amongst sick people, dying people, when all you have a a head injury that you could very well Natasha Richardson with, but that you’re too drunk to really care and more importantly, not drunk enough to know this hangover will fucking suck.

At least I made friends with a 45 year old crackhead who looks 85, having some kind of convulsion….And by Friends I mean I was staring at her exposed nightmare of a vagina….real life sexting….and it is awful…..

The full moon happened last night!

Here are some morning links….

BikinI Bridge Boners
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Will You be My Instagram Girlfriend
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Randy Quaid’s AMazing Video
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Every 90s Commercial
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Topless Activists in Brazil
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Farrah Abraham Tits.
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People Drink Sewage!
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Italian Grandmother Gets a Strike
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Game of Thrones Actor Lifts Log
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Daredevil Has a Trailer
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Replay – Channing Tatum Checking Out Mom Tits
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Water Ho
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Hot Yoga Poses
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Multiple Car Accidents
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2015

03

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’m drunk…and I was rejected unprotected anal sex with a stranger at least once today…because people just aren’t trusting anymore. What happened to a neighborly sense of community…right…

Here’s a Rihanna singing with Paul McCartney and Kanye in some weirdness…that people are fucking loving..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Channing Tatum Checking Out Mila Kunis
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Big Titties!
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Val Kilmer Found God
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Megan Fox Still Promoting Nonsense
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Rihanna’s New Music Video
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Vanity Fair’s Hollywood Issue is White.
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Girls Tugging at their Clothes…
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Slut of the Day
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Farrah Abraham Tits….
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Mila Kunis Busty…
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Renata Moesia in a Bikini
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Rihanna Hustle of the Day…
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Dakota Johnson Hottest 50 Shades of Grey
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Jessica Davies Is a Babe
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Conrad Hilton Arrested!!!
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Kelly Brook Tits
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People Drink Sewage Water for the First Time
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The Doctor Who Refuses to Vaccinate His Kids….2 Minutes In…
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Tunneling is the Future….
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Maitland Ward Dumpy Football Erotica
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The Ass Prank
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Jeff Bridges in Some Hoax….
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Adriana Lima is a Babe….
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Chelsea Handler Tits!
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Vine Star Pranking People of the Day
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Jimmy Fallon Spoofs Fresh Prince Intro
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Short Shorts
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Jenna Dewan in a Tight Dress….
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Cara Delevingne Bags!
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Girl Motorbiking Riding Like a Gir
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Gigi Hadid Ass Peek
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Trick Cop Car
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Felicity Jone’s in New Star Wars Spin Off
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Michelle Lewin Muscles!
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Selfies!
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Lindsay Lohan is Suing Fox News for Saying She Does Coke With Her Mom
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girls Getting Ready to Go Out Fetish
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Sexy Snow Slut
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Masturbating Bitch Fucked POV
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Greek Ass
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Ali Michael Naked in Nature
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Lots of Naked People….
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Skinny Bitch of the Day
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Amateur Hairy Pussy
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Cam Sluts cuz We Love Sluts
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Dani Mathers Naked with Friends….
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

03

Feb

Gigi Hadid in a Bikini of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is the model of the year. Whether her family paid for it, or her connections made it happen, that doesn’t discount her hot little half muslim body, that you aryan white people don’t seem to mind, even though you fucking hate muslim people as a culture, but I assume it is because she’s the kind of muslim who throws in the towel, is rich as fuck and who says “stone me village, I dare you”….or some whit…

I just figure she’s as muslim as Kendall Jenner is born again Christian…that won’t happen until they develop drug addictions and break at the seams…

But for now, they are young babe and I’m staring.

Here she is for Seafolly….

A video posted by Gigi Hadid (@gigihadid) on

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