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2015

03

Feb

Pippa Middleton in a Bikini of the Day

Pippa Middleton bums me out…so here is her bum….in a bikini in some fancy as fuck place she gets to go to thanks to her sister being the baby momma of one of the next kings, meaning she’s pretty hooked up, pretty a-list….and pretty fucking rich…I mean these people own everything…they are the most powerful family, possibly in the modern world…

I had my money on Pippa getting jealous of her sister, as girls do, for obvious reasons, and that she’d break with a sex take or a “look at me scandal”…but instead she took the classy route…where all we get is her hot ass in the bikini…and I guess that’s good enough…considering I doubt anyone really cares either way..

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2015

03

Feb

Paris Hilton Big Cleavage of the Day

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I logged into instagram to see if this was a new picture of Paris Hilton flaunting her rich girl titties for the internet because she likes the attention…I feel like I’ve seen her whoring before…which I guess I have, since the sex tape happened…and it turns out she fucking blocked me on instagram…

Out of 3.7 million people, she blocks me….I don’t even think I’ve ever left any comments on her shit, not even mean spirited shit, which means that I’ve said some shit about her that she thinks is mean, or hurtful…and that is fucking amazing…

It’s like I don’t even have to instigate these idiots anymore, 10 years of making fun of them has finally got into their skin…

Because when I started this shit out, there weren’t many people doing this…and I’ve met Paris Hilton at least once…so I know she knows I exist…but I didn’t know I affected her social media that much…

It’s always funny when you come across random people who block me based on this site, rather than my behavior on social media, because I hardly use the shit…

It’s like this shit is a crossover of trolling…trolling so hard it penetrates different apps..

All this to say, Paris Hilton is a fucking joke, and I’d let her herpes ridden ass choke me out….for old times…but also because I love girls who hate me…what a joke….

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2015

03

Feb

Kelly Rohrbach is the New SI Rookie of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach is the new Sports Illustrated tits that I guess will become a big deal…thanks to strategic moves, the right friends, or an agency that really believe that can make a lot of fucking money with her….

I know nothing about her, but I did scrub her instagram for the first bunch of pics she posted that will make you a believer that she, like Kate Upton before her, will become the under paid Sports Illustrated model, who goes viral and books a bunch of campaigns, before spending a lot of that money on food, becoming fat as fuck from growing into her tits….but still rich enough to not give a fuck…and famous enough to still have fans that like husbands…stick out the weight gain as a thanks for the glory days..

Here’s her INSTAGRAM

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2015

03

Feb

Mila Kunis and Her Ashton Kutcher Tits of the Day

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Mila Kunis has a job, because Mila Kunis is a highly coveted actress, despite being the wife of a billionaire, who just shat out his kid…

I am not going to bother figuring out what this is for, I’ll just look at her mom tits…even though they are old, used, taken, boring…I still remember her as a sitcom teen….

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2015

03

Feb

Iggy Azalea’s Panty Flash is Traumatic of the Day

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I am sure you’ve already seen these pictures of Iggy Azalea, who for the record is the fucking worst piece of bullshit ever to hit the pop charts, but white people love her and black guys love her, and I think she is the future…when I have known about her forever, I’ve watched her scamming her way from nothing, despite blocking me on social media early on….fabricating the scam that is Iggy Azalea…and looking at this ass…reminds me of all the fucking lies….that encompass…

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2015

03

Feb

Kate Winslet for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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The biggest contribution Kate Winslet has had in my life is the ability to say to girls I am trying to fuck “come over and let me paint you like Jack painted Rose in Titanic”…because apparently girls, at least the old, sad, depressed their lives have no romance girls that I talk to…love Titanic as much as James Cameron because it made him stupid fucking rich…even though he was already stupid fucking rich…

So every time I see pics of her, even though she’s pushing 40….or is 40…it brings back all the girls I’ve roped in with her tits…magical fucking tits…

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2015

03

Feb

Behati Prinsloo Smells Like Adam Levine for Some Event of the Day

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I don’t know if this is gay or not, but every time I see Behati Prinsloo, I smell Adam Levine’s sperm…not that I know what sperm smells like, even though I theoretically have sperm, and probably always smell of sperm, making me desensitized to sperm smells, but not making the girls I sperm on desensitized because they always seem to throw up when they come in contact with it…

I think it is more of a figurative thing….where all I see is his annoying face any time I try to think she’s hot.

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2015

03

Feb

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely wearing jeans for a campaign because she is a model….and doing campaigns is her job, that is hardly a job….is almost a magical experience, but not as magical as spread ass sexts I get from regular girls, who don’t get paid millions for this kind of bullshit, but rather do it out of the kindness of their hearts…

All this to say Rosie Fucks Bald People.

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2015

03

Feb

Randy Quaid Fucks His Wife With a Rupert Murdoch Mask on and it is Amazing of the Day

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I don’t really have anything to say about this.

Apparently, Randy Quaid, is mad at some Hollywood Exec, because Hollywood execs are are evil, money grubbing pigs, that use anything they can to get ahead.

He seems pretty bitter with FOX, for paying him millions to be part of their billion dollar franchises…because he really carried all the movies he was in…if anything I think he was the main character in every movie he’s been into, and the fact that he ever got a job other than working the gas station is amazing..

But not as amazing as this retaliation….of him fucking his wife with a Rupert Murdoch mask….

I don’t know what the message is, but I do agree that the world is run by the media, and more importantly, that Randy Quaids wife looks like a trailer park menopausal single mom working at the strip club.

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2015

03

Feb