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2015

02

Feb

David Hauserman Flashdance Shoot of the Day

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This photoshoot by David Hauserman , is probably one of my favorite photoshoots I’ve seen in recent months, because there are just so many girls, rocking their 80s retro fitness gear…all jacked up their hot dancing asses, recreating the Call on Me Video, which was recreating my 80s masturbation, because aerobics were the only thing on TV everyday you could jerk off to…the leotards jacked up inside pussies, hard nipples and tight bodies for fitness…it was almost enough for me to join at least one or two fitness classes..only to be asked to leave for the boners…even though the whole point of fitness and outfits like this is the fucking boners…fascists.

Posted in:David Hauserman

2015

02

Feb

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Implied Lesbianism of the Day

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Cara Delevingne knows exactly what she’s doing, and I guess so do the Kardashians, and most importantly, so does Love Magazine, who was there to attach their name to this using of each other for the sake of being media whores and publicity seeking “it” girls, their stupid over paid lives rely on it…

So Love had a cover of Kendall and Cara Delevingne grinding….something they already did a few months ago…

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And last week…they did it with Kim and Cara….even though Kim prefers CHICKEN AND WAFFLES CUZ SHE’S A BASIC RATCHET

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It’s just one big circle jerk of “Look at me, Look at me”…self involved and celebrated by the world…strength in numbers….let’s do this together because it is good for a career…bullshit…so here are some pics of some Kendall Booty…because why the fuck not…she’s the future of the Kardashians, and at least she’s not fat and disgusting…

I think what really matters in all this is the Kanye Superbowl Selfie in the VIP area with some fans…

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Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Kendall Jenner

2015

02

Feb

Jessica Biel’s Pregnancy Reveal of the Day

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In the event you were like me and just assumed that Jessica Biel was a man, who dressed like a woman, for the sake of her career and to beard the man she threw her career away from, because he was her N Sync crush….I mean at least that’s what her muscular back was saying…well apparently she’s pregnant…and actually has a vagina…if you take a picture of Timberlake kissing a faceless stomach that might as well be her surrogate, and that any picture you see of her with a baby bump could just be movie magic…because they do live in LA you know…

Either way…the baby is on the way…and I heard it is already owned by Disney, it was in the contract Timberlake’s family signed when they sold him to the cult many fucking years ago.

Posted in:Jessica Biel

2015

02

Feb

Izabel Goulart’s Work Out of the Day

This is just insane…

I mean Izabel Goulart has been producing consistent workout erotica on social media for a awhile now, but her body is just fucking ripped to fuck, and I guess the hard work and starvation is paying the fuck off.

I mean if you got paid millions to look amazing, you would probably do this too, but that shouldn’t take away from how fucking hot this is.

Now I don’t think she’s posting this for her female fans to get inspired, if anything those catty bitches hate her for it….

But I do think at least one person has jerked off to this…because it’s just next fucking level…

Izabel Goulart Workout Amazing

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2015

02

Feb

Drunk Guy Beating Wife Loses and Other Videos of the Day

Naked Man Walking Down Freeway in a Blizzard

Sore Loser at the Beauty Pageant

Biker Gets Airborne

Australian Toddler and her Spider

Man Tries to Kick a Dog But Fails

Russian Woman’s Road Rage

Bus Driver VS Unwanted Passenger

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

02

Feb

The Super Bowl Happened For Katy Perry of the Day

I don’t watch sports. I find the whole thing insane. The idea of a laziness that involves spending your day sitting on a couch looking at a bunch of dudes trying to throw a ball over a line, based on stupid rules for no functional purpose, other than just a game….is insane enough of a concept…but then turn it into a billion dollar business and my brain just can’t process it. I mean, it’d be more interesting to spend your day jerking off to girls you sext at least there is some level of activity involved.

What really amazes me, is that people think that they have to watch the Super Bowl, like it is the event of the fucking year, and more importantly, non football fans get in on this bullshit too, and not just because they like free snacks and beer at a friend’s house, but because they get to see Katy Perry Perform:

She even got a tattoo to mark this moment in her career like a tween she pretends to be, despite what her cankles are telling us.

Here’s the highlight of the performance – The Creeper:

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And they get to see the fucking ads, which is even more fucking crazy. How owned are we by these evil billion dollar corporations, we don’t just make them rich as fuck, we also anxiously await their marketing messages in their big budget ads, that they can only afford because we’re fucking idiots.

To see the rest of the Super Bowl CLICK HERE

CLICK MORE TO SEE THE ADS:

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Posted in:Katy Perry|Superbowl

2015

02

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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While you were watching the Super Bowl, getting excited over commercials, like a fucking weirdo who doesn’t realize you’ve given shitty brands your money all your life and now you’re celebrating their propaganda like they are fucking Hilter…and you are the Nazi party instilling their racist aryan ideologies…

The power ranger was killing his roomate and I was talking to a girl with a cold sore in her profile pic on tinder..

Magic happens…

Here are some stepLINKS

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Pictures of Katy Perry’s Half Time Show
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Patriots Fans Being Slutty
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New Surf Slut on the Block
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Bieber’s 60,000 Dollar a Month House
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The Super Bowl ADs
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Kim Kardashian, Kanye, John Legend and His Hooker Get Waffles
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Laziest Dog You’ll Ever See
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Will Ferrell an Kevin Hart Lip Sync Battle
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Cop Pulls Gun in a Snowball Fight
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Best Fails of the Month
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The Groundhog Day Results
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Convenience Store Clerk Follows Black Customer
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Drunk Mom on a Skateboard
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2015

31

Jan

Luci Ford Does the Super Bowl of the Day

Get into the Super Bowl spirit with the always amazing…hot as fuck LUCI FORD in these Super Bowl inspired, covered in dirt, wearing football pants, carrying a football that hopefully reminds you less of high school locker room initiation where the team gang raped you – and more of Debbie Does Dallas in the 70s when porn went mainstream…and I learned what jerking off to bush really meant…

That said, I hate sports, I find them stupid as fuck, I mean let’s watch a bunch of dudes running back and forth like a bunch of fags who like watching dudes….before showering together….but I do like the girls who participate in promoting sports like this…or the models who fuck athletes because athletes are rich…and most importantly…you fucking love sports…and the Super Bowl…this is your weekend you basic, typical American fuck….

Here are some pics…and follow her on instagram for more…

Pics by Danny Steezy

Posted in:Luci Ford

2015

31

Jan

Miley Cyrus Topless with her Friend of the Day

It isn’t the weekend, unless Miley does something topless, because topless is edgy and making some kind of social justice stance that doesn’t matter, about freeing your tits because they are just tits, even though she censored those tits to comply with instagram’s no tit policy….

I guess their are worse things she could be fighting for, even though girls have been getting topless forever, it’s really not a big deal to be topless, and seeing tits isn’t all that crazy in this internet porn filled world, but seeing tits is still better than not seeing tits…

Anyway, she’s with her groupie, weirdo, star of her own friend who used to hit me on in the internet before she got famous…making her lame as fuck…but still topless too…

So much topless….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2015

30

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

If everyday is the weekend, does that mean the weekend always happens for you…or does it never happen..where is the break for the guy always on break..

That’s some philosophical shit to think about between sexting…Here’s a pic of a chick in New Jersey:

The mantra of the month of February….on this Superbowl Weekend…is Click, Bait and Die….


Saturday Update: Bobbi Kristina Brown found Unresponsive
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Here are some stepLINKS….Click, Bait and Die….

Pornstars Predict the Super Bowl
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Racial Profiling in Alabama
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Nick Carter Grabbing Gold Digger Ass
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Jessie J in a Bikini Bottom on Stage
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Mirror Seflies
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Hummingbird Taking a Nap
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Petra Nemcova is Amazing
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Rose McGowan Big Tits
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Sneaker Pudding Fetish is Fucked
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Charlotte McKinney Talks About her Tits
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Slut of the Day
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Kelly Brook’s Got a Hot Friend…
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Selena Gomez’s Fat Ass in Jeans
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Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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Suge Night Killed Motherfucker like he was Biggie…
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Some Tinder Pick-Up Lines
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Amber Heard of the Day….
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The Hottest NFL Wives
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Getting Married
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Renee Zellweger Lookin’ Good…
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Pumping Gas
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Game of Thrones Trailer!
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Rihanna Showing Off her Legs
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34 Smartass Kids
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Katy Perry Press Conference
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Katy Perry on her Tits
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Sneaker Pudding Fetish
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Katy Perry Will Not Let Taylor Swift Bring Her Down
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Nadja Bender for Twin Magazine
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Motorcycle Accident of the Day
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Lizzy Cundy Cameltoe
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Welcome Back Page 3 Girls
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Disney Latina Princess
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Florence Henderson is 80 and Sleeping with a Chiropractor from FLorida
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Fast Food Confessions…
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LeAnn Rimes – Weird Shirt
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Bricks of Marijuana Went Undiscovered in Car for 13 Years
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Nina Agdal Beach Bunny
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Nicola Peltz at the Airport…
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Random Girl Who Was in a Sex Tape in a Bikini with a White Guy
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Kelly Brook Big Booty….
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If the Kardashian Tits Go Somewhere Do They Really Happen…
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Tiger Woods’ Marshawn Lynch Impression
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Rosie Hungtington-Whitely in Leather Pants
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Squishy Girls
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Helmet Cam Crushing Cans With her Tits
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Saturday Update: Bobbi Kristina Brown found Unresponsive
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#SaveYourBush
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Sex Scene from Shameless
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Naked Girls on the best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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This is What Big Tits ARe Supposed to LOok LIke
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Don’t Pee on her
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Is it In Yet?
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Flip Brough to You By Vodka
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Czech Girls are Naugthy as Fuck as they Fuck….
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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