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2015

28

Jan

Rosie Huntington Whitely in Lingerie for Perfume of the Day

Rosie Hungtington is one of these high fashion, probably cunty and snobby, models who I assume laughs at all the American models, with their fatness, while sipping her pompous, pretentious, royal cup of tea back home in England…because English people are either fancy, classy and elegant, even when raging and snorting tons of cocaine…or they are gutter as fuck…toothless and impossible to understand….

She’s probably some perfume line, because she’s obviously into promoting all kinds of nonsense all the fucking time, and she’s doing it just in time for Valentines day, I’m sure by coincidence, wearing pink lingerie showing enough side tit to notice….and I am all for it, because I am a fan of her, and her ability to make bald men have hope….that they too can get a hot model…if they work out, get in movies and make millions.

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2015

28

Jan

Manon LeLoup Topless Model of the Day

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I don’t know who the Manon LeLoup is, or who the fuck she thinks she is, I just know she’s naked for some shit called SCANDINAVIA and that’s good enough for me, you see I like tits, I like naked, I like it all….but what I like the fact that girls are always willing to get naked if you position it propoerly, or ofer enough money…meaning if a girl tells me “you’ll never see me naked you are a sick and creepy fuck”…all you have to do is hire a fashion photographer to email them saying he is working on a book, and that girl will get naked for him, hired by you, so essentially getting naked for you…then you can email her the pics and say “you just did”…so remember…if you want to get a girl naked, any girl, you can…now here’s Manon LeLoup nipple…because it is art…

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2015

28

Jan

Jessica Simpson’s Mom Tongue and Titties of the Day

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Jessica Simpson was showing her friend just what it takes to get your dad to love you enough to quit the church, build her career, make millions than come out of the closet as a homosexual….a long and strong tongue that while pressed against an asshole while giving a handjob feels amazing…Incest is the Best when you’re a country bumpkin and your daughter is the only thing in town that doesn’t have webbed does…

Not that Jessica Simpson used to lick her dad’s asshole, but I’m sure she’s licked at least one dudes asshole, everyone has, even the most normal of people, like the cashier at the grocery store…it’s just something people do these days…so assuming that a celebrity, who has probably seen some shit, despite being Christian, even though she is a divorcee with kids out of wedlock who flaunts her tits for record sales, being anti-christian…

Or maybe, it’s just something I want her to do to me….now that she’s taken her tongue out of the BBQ sauce and cake batter long enough to get a tight fit body….that we know probably has the soul of a fat girl, because skinny or fit doesn’t take away the underlying oral fixation that fills the emptiness in her soul, at least not forever…trust me, I prey on fat girls, I know how they work.

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2015

28

Jan

Ali Michael Nipple Pasties for Marc Jacobs of the Day

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Ali Michael is one of these 24 year old, American Made, Texan born, fashion models who has been modeling since she was 15, and who probably lives in New York now….

When she was 18, she had a scandal because she was too fat to model, weighting 106 pounds at 5 foot 9…you know a real Kate Upton….

Anyway, she’s pretty much an it-girl, she’s done a bunch of campaigns, most importantly – SHOWING PIERCED NIPPLES IN GLAMOUR FRANCE ….and SHOWING NON PIERCED NIPPLES FOR TERRY ….and now this Marc Jacobs, 50 Shades of Grey Inspired accessory line, because Bondage existed before 50 Shades of Grey, and everyone has a boner for the up and coming 50 Shades of Grey movie, and by everyone I mean bored housewives, making sex and S&M more mainstream, making people at the fetish clubs wishful that good looking women will actual show up at their events….because fashion is about jumping on trends, raping them, while raping the sweatshops that make them, the wallets that buy them, and the small town girls with a dream who model for them….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2015

28

Jan

Helena Christensen for Marie Claire of the Day

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Helena Christensen is probably the best thing to ever be exported from Denmark…she’s 46 years old, and I hate when these tabloids put focus on a girl’s age, like “Lindsay Lohan, 27, still alive”….or “Goldie Hawn, 90, still alive”….or “Kate Upton 350 pounds, still considered a model”…because as an old dried up pile of obese impacted shit, I don’t think age really has anything to do with anything, and when you’re a model in the 80s, you have a certain level of genetic disposition of tall and skinny, that carries you nicely into your 50s, as long as you don’t do too much cock, tanning, botox….but I guess as 46, an age I normally consider “better off dead”…at least based on the moms I see at Walmart…she’s pretty fucking substantial…and it’s probably largely in part to her tits….

So, I guess, Victoria’s Secret picked out a good one yet again….but if you’ve seen Wicked Games music video, because you’re 40 also, you already know that.

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2015

28

Jan

Oregon State University Library Porn Star of the Day

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There is a story going around on the blogs about an Oregon State University webcam model with massive tits, who may or may not be trying to pay for her education, a lie most drug addicted strippers tell, but who is definitely putting on a public show…in the Library…whether she’s a student at OSU or not…people are fucking loving it…and probably because she’s got massive tits…

That said, I had no choice but to find the video of her finger banging herself, because this is the kind of scandal, or publicity stunt I endorse…

It’s like these aspiring pornstars realize they are interchangeable, that every girl does porn in some capacity, and that no one gives a fuck about who the girl is, so they better come with a scandal…whether it is being on Wall Street, a Feminist in an Ivy League, Muslim or a teen mom…it’s the only way to exist in porn…and I guess that is kind of sad…because all porn girls, even the most low level with no marketing hook or publicity stunt should be loved equally…

Anyway….watch the clip.

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2015

28

Jan

Models for La Perla of the Day

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Ming Xi, Izabel Goulart, Sigrid Agren as the faces and bodies of the recent La Perla campaign. They are all big models so you can assume that they each got paid over 100,000 dollars for this, and you can also assume that the photographer they used was one of those 50,000 dollar a day motherfuckers, so that they probably pumped 750,000 dollars into this….which may be nothing compared to their 100s of millions of dollars of sales they make each year…but that is still an absurd amount of money for shitty quality photos, that are boring as fuck, or product that no one really fucking needs, but that is just created to give people a reason to make more money to fill their empty lives with nothing….and from an outsider perspective, how many underwear companies does the world really need, it’s just fucking underwear…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart|Ming Xi|Sigrid Agren

2015

28

Jan

Georgia May Jagger for Mulberry of the Day

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Georgia May Jagger is the celebrity daughter, who is going to inherit over 100 million dollars, thanks to her dad being a multi billionaire, with songs that will live on for years past his death, meaning royalties for every motherfucker…and generations of socialite brats who don’t need to work, but who will do stuff like model because it keeps them busy, I mean what else could they do…start a charity, or build a village in central america…and still have billions of dollars…why would they do that….when they can do campaigns for Mulberry, they probably get overpaid for…all because of their name…

That said, I find her pretty hot, and that’s not just because I like the Rolling Stones, or anything with Mick Jagger’s dick sucking lips…that David Bowie can probably give us some insight on how they feel…

Not that it matters….here’s her silly campgaign..that lacks nipples…

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2015

28

Jan

Morning Road Rage and Other Videos of the Day

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Robber Plays Dead!

Yesterday’s Weather from Canada’s Own Dogs and Wolves’ Frankie McDonald…

No, I can’t find the uncenspred Miss Beverly Hills Intentional Titty FLash

Man Trying to Shoot a Dog….WTF….

The Bronzed Asshole Video that Went Viral is Insane

Father VS Street Thugs…

Naked Female Band Playing Their Hit Song

Up Close Lion Roar

Handcuffed Woman Steal Cop Car…

Abused Baby Orangutan Budi Gets Saved….Yay!!

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

28

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on Jan 21, 2015 at 3:00pm PST

The problem with snapchat is that I am given a 10 second window, sometimes less, to see a girl’s vagina, and assuming snapchat is the new porn vehicle, you know the way to make the normals stick things in their pussy comfortably, you have to be a high school or one of those Cum on Command type motherfuckers who can cum in those 10 seconds…

You cannot be a desensitized old fuck with low testosterone who has seen it all and who likes making sweet love to himself…

Otherwise….there is no end….

Meaning, just send a fucking video you exhibitionist….but you can also add me on snapchat – drunkenstepdad

The problem with Facebook is….everything….watch this video.

Here are some links…

The All Female Ghostbuster Cast is Pretty Horrible
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Wear a Helmet Cam While Crushing Cans With Your Boobs…
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Jimmy Fallon Sings Grease Singalong in an NYC Bar
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Underboob….
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Charli XCX in a Bikini Top
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Aaron Hernandez Jail Memorabilia on Ebay
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Claudia Romani’s Fame Whoring in a Bikini
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The Mom’s Sexy Dance….
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Creepy Patrick Schwarnegger Tattoo
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Local News Segment in Doggy Yoga
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Greasy Johnny Depp…
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John Steward on the Blizzard
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Song of the Day
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