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2015

20

Jan

Katy Perry for ESPN Magazine of the Day

Katy Perry’s getting ready for some Football in this ESPN magazine…

I am more into Katy Perry playing with the deflated basketballs that are her breasts…because they are pretty substantial…like her career that anyone with ears would question how it happened…but that still happened…and the only thing we can handle it is the tits…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2015

20

Jan

Hijabi Girls Twerking of the Day

I saw this YOUTUBE CHANNEL and figured it was controversial, yet harmless enough to get a kick out of and share with the world.

It’s like this guy plays up the whole Muslim Girl Gone Wild, which in the event you don’t know, happens in every College town they are sent to go to college, where they spend their oil money on cocaine, raging at clubs and unprotected sex with non muslim people, before graduating, moving back home to go back under the veil. It happens all the time…

The close-minded, fundamentalists may not like that, or like this…but luckily for me, I’m not the one who produced these videos, I’m just the one who found them on Youtube…

Here’s another one….

And another one….

To make this not racist…and so that I don’t get targeted here’s a White Girl Twerking of the Day…because we are all god’s people…and all asses can twerk through life

To Make this post really not racist…here’s a girl in a thong twerking to the Tetris Theme song…because the tetris theme song is for weirdo virgin nerds….and they come in all races…colors and levels of socially awkward.

Posted in:Videos

2015

20

Jan

Esther Cronin Tits for Fashion of the Day

I love that a lot of these instagram photographers and instagram models…who aren’t actual photographers, we can all buy a 3,000 dollar camera bro, it’s not like it’s a complicated fucking process to do, I mean even dudes who work minimum wage can save 3,000 dollars in 4 months time, you’re not a fucking hero…call DrunkenStepfather out as a site that objectifies women, or that is misogynist…

The reality of it is, I just call out girls who objectify themselves, for being the whores resorting to getting naked for attention or to advance their careers, while crying for feminist rights and gender equality, when they are just being narcissistic hookers…going against everything the feminist movement represents…

I guess people don’t like being called out on their bullshit…but the reality is, I am a fucking feminist…who likes looking at the girls who pretend to be feminists…exploiting themselves for instagram followers…

Then there’s these instagram photographers, who aren’t real photographers, but who have instagram following thanks to one big circle jerk of exploiting each other to get followers, who are really just creeps who want to get girls naked for their own egos and sexual perversions that they pretend is just art…fuck yourself.

Well out of the noise, and there is authenticity…there are real models who get naked because it is empowering…there are real photographers…who take amazing pictures that can evoke emotion and make a motherfucker feel inspired….

I am not saying that ESTHER CRONIN is one of those models…or that Stephen Tilley is one of those photographers…but I will say…I can see her tits…and sometimes that’s all that matters…

Fuck the haters, and fuck yourself to these pics…because we can all agree on one thing and that one thing is that Esther’s not comin for you…ever….

Posted in:Esther Cronin

2015

20

Jan

Brazilian Beach Party and Other Videos of the Day

Fuel Station Idiot…

Dog Catchers Attacked with Chainsaws

Man Saves Cat from Subway

Porn Star Erik Everhard’s Interview

Worst Liquor Store Thief

95 Year Old Superman

Guy Asking Cop to Shoot Him

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

20

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Keeping things basic with @sarahlikesthis and her shitty selfies

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

I have decided that I have mastered the art of seduction. Anyone who I guide through their sexting, has managed to close. I think I should write a book to help all you helpless fucks get pussy pics, or even pussy, but I would rather stare at the girls I sex with, than help your sorry ass….this is why I am not a millionaire…or even dot com billionaire…

Here are some morning links…

Jesus in a Dog’s Ear
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Old Man Kicks Snake
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Billy Crystal Hates Gay People
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No Wait He Hates All Sex on TV
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Iggy Azalea’s Booty in Shorts
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Truck Slips on Ice
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Jennifer Lopez Whoring on the Tonight Show
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Random No Name Girl in a Bikini
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Sex Trophy You’ll Never Have
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Bat Mobile Baby Stroller
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Sports Troll of the Day
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The Guy Who Shaved Kim Kardashian’s Face into His Head
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Rat Hates Broccoli
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

19

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

So Facebook has shut me down from my FACEBOOK ….for the next 7 days, because of the above picture….because Facebook are an oppressive regime that police their website like they were communist police, dictating what is right and wrong, and what the world should see and not see, and that’s a horrible state of affairs, but people are too dumb to do anything about it…instead they just keep inflating their value by using their stupid platform…

Snapchat – Drunkenstepdad is more interesting because I can at least broadcast what I want without being regulated…which makes for a good time…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Big Fucking Tits
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The Fake Baby in American Sniper is Hilarious
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TV Nudity Round-Up
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Christina Milian Gets her Nipples Pierced
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Sports Fan Fight of the Day
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Nikki Leigh Slut of the Day
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Amber Rose and Blac Chyna are Bikini Hookers Together
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Sophia Bush Big Tits
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The Execution Interview is Amazing
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Kendall Jenner’s Tight JEans
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Selena Gomez is Making Justin Beiber Jealous With her New Boyfriend
GO

Girl is Better in Glasses
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Paris Hilton DJing is Pretty Fucking Funny
GO

Don’t Tailgate a Cop
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Cocaine Thrown on Cop Idiots
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Redneck VS Aircompressor
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Bai Ling in a Bikini
GO

J.Lo is on a Whore Run…Promoting Herself Hard
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Anja Rubik is in a Parking Lot
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Naomi Watts Panty Flash
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50 Shades of Grey in Leggings
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Emily Sears is Pretty Amazing
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Octopus Through a Tiny Hole
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Dakota Johnson on the Cover of Vogue
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Fireworks On Frozen Lake
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Amber Rose in a See Through Bikini
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Ariana Celeste Looks Good in See Through Bikini
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Epic Jump over Two Motorbikes
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Candice Swanepoel’s Sideboob
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Kelly Brook is Pretty Fat
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Strip Club Injury of the Day
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Random Ho in an Orange Bikini
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TLC Started a Kickstarter
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Pornstar Erik Everhard’s Interview About How He Got His Name
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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WTF Asian Video of the Day
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Creepiest Start to a Porno
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Some Chick’s Underboob
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Model TIts
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Drunk and Fat VS Cops
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Czech Girls Fucking….
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

19

Jan

Hilary Swank Naked for Interview of the Day

If you’ve ever seen Boys Don’t Cry, it was Hilary Swank’s Oscar winning performance, where she played a female trans, with a prosthetic dick who fucked Becky from Roseanne, without Becky from Roseanne realizing it, because she was replaced by another Becky on Roseanne confusing everything, including whether Hilary Swank’s dick was actual prosthetic, or just made to look prosthetic, and the whole Oscar performance started after the movie, when she had to go through life pretending to be a woman…because there is no way, this face, came stock with a pussy…and if it did, I guess that would explain why she was cast for that movie, and even she didn’t have any lines she would have still won, because she was made to play the girl who thought she was a dude…she was born for it…natural talent…

Anyway, she’s naked in Interview magazine..who cares…man or not…she’s too old for this..

Posted in:Hilary Swank

2015

19

Jan

Selena Gomez Has a White Substance on her Face of the Day

Selena Gomez is apparently dating an EDM DJ, named ZEDD because EDM DJs, as ridiculous as it may be, are the celebrities or rockstars to this younger generation, because they are cheaper to tour than rock bands, their shows are theoretically more fun, because people like doing MDMA and dancing in furry pants and half naked grinding up against each other, it’s like club kids have won…and I would assume that it has to do with the dumbing down of society and the ability to brainwash them with videogame like sounds….they probably produce in a couple of hours….and that get them paid 50,000 to 100,000 dollars a day, playing out 6 days a week…insanity…

I was more intersted in her picture with cake on her face, that I know she’s posting to imply her sleazy behavior in a wholesome way…thank her caption about the dude:


missing la and this punk, just a little tonight emoji? shooting starts soon!! Eeeeekkkk –Fundamentals of Caregiving!!

But that’s because I am a pervert.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2015

19

Jan

Shay Mitchell’s in a Bikini for Attention of the Day

Shay Mitchell is an Ethnically ambiguous actress from Canada, who has clearly won at life so far, because she’s in bikinis for her social media attention, while I’m locked in a fucking ice box of hell, not that I’d ever compare anyone to me to demonstrate winning, because even the homeless man down the street who throws his feces at people, is better off than me…but I guess what I am saying is…at least she’s not in Canada..and it is all thanks to being on a very popular tween show…with millions of followers…putting her theoretically at the top of her game…and the good news is that it can all come crashing down, real fucking fast, because fans aren’t loyal anymore, they are too self involved and trying to be the next Shay Mitchell to bother with the actual Shay Mitchell and that moment of fame, when it all crashes, and desperation sets in makes me laugh, even knowing she’ll be fine and have many billionaire boyfriends willing to scoop her up and impregnate her.

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2015

19

Jan

Julia Pereira is the Babe of the Day

If you know anything about models and modelling you will know one very simple thing…and that is that Brazilian women are amazing…

Sure some of the over celebrated, over paid, undeserving Victoria’s Secret girls who all came up in the early 2000s, like Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart and a bunch of others were pretty good…and sure I’ve called Gisele an Tranny that Tom Brady fucks like she was a football team initiation in the post winning game shower because it helps him get his team into the Superbowl without being ousted for being a homo and there is nothing New Englanders hate more the a Feg…

But they are still amazing, and the newest Brazilian model that you probably have never heard of, but should is Julia Pereira…and I would argue based on these pics alone…is better than all those overhyped Victoria’s Secret model..because Victoria’s Secret is shit, and Julia Pereira is the fucking future…

Posted in:Julia Pereira