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2015

16

Jan

Kate Beckinsale’s Skinny Bra of the Day

Her name is Kate Beckinsale…and the people who love her…absolutely love her…it’s like they saw her in some low level movie called Underworld, and their virgin socially awkward loser instincts took over and decided she was a girl they would love until the end of time….

Since I am not a virgin loser, I am someone with a virgin loser job, I mean blogging about these idiots is fucking lame…more lame than being these idiots…but funny enough…I am more about hating everything obsessively, that obsessing over bullshit like videogames, nerd shit, sci/fi fantasy and the girls who market themselves to that…

But I do know who she is, because she’s a single mom, her daughter is probably 18 now, and she still looks like that…and for someone from the UK…that’s just a freak of fucking nature…

So here’s a shitty intentional see-through…that is hardly a see-through…


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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2015

16

Jan

Jodie Marsh is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Jodie Marsh, she was a UK Glamour model when UK Glamour models thought they mattered, and I assume they still think they matter, but clearly they don’t matter, but they do have big silly fake novelty tits…we call them clown tits…and cheesy fucking tattoos and horrible leathery tanned skins…that screams she either was a man, or a stripper, but was neither….but for some reason, I am all about this…I think it’s hilarious, like she obviously knows she’s not hot, and is just a caricature of something hot, and that in and of itself makes her amazing…


TO SEE HER PAPARAZZI BIKINI
CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jodie Marsh

2015

16

Jan

Jessica Lowndes Still in Selfie Bikini Shoots of the Day

Canadiana trying really hard to be famous because she got a Work Visa and even work in America, on a TV show, that may not have been a really successful TV show, but was still a fucking TV show, and that’s better than anything any other Canadian has done, except maybe Mike Myers, Pam Anderon, Jim Carey, Donald Sutherland, and The Rolling Stones…

She’s managed to figured out, or just not accept that she’s a one hit wonder, and that she may never end up on TV again, which is OK, since the younger kids don’t watch TV, they watch social media…and what people love on Social Media, because we are all exhibitionists…is bikini pics…self shot bikini photoshoots…

I mean she bought the tits with her 90210 money, she’s on that stripper level of attention seeking and she might as well use them….

That looks like John Lovitz…Go Canada.

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2015

16

Jan

Natasha Galinka is a Babe of the Day

Her name is Natasha Galinka and she’s a Russian goddess…but maybe I am just saying that because I have a Russian girl fetish…I like everything they represent….and every Russian girl I’ve met has been pretty straight up about and cold about our “relationship”…and what it represented to them….

I remember Natasha from America’s Next Top model, I had an 18 year old girl who used to make me watch it with her…then she’d give me blowjobs…while her dad was asleep in the other room…it was 2008…a simpler time…

Either way…Natasha was was robbed by some hispanic girl, because first generation hispanic girls are insane, their fan base insane and passionate about all things hispanic….and recently green carded Americans from Russia become a target…if they let her win, it would have been some gold war shit…but I guess she’s still around…and she’s doing hot pics….and in a lot of ways…I feel like the winner in all this is you….because you can jerk off to her.

Posted in:Natasha Galinka

2015

16

Jan

Kendall Jenner is a Columinst for the Wall Street Journal of the Day

When the Wall Street Journal hires Kendall Jenner as a correspondent, you know that the nail is finally in the coffin of media, and that we’ve all gone down the clickback, instagram celebrity, road of what is relevant…

The media has always been dictated by the advertisers, but when you have to hire a bootleg Kardashian, raised by the vapid whore family…as the voice of a generation…even though kids her generation hate her and what she represents…it’s almost as bad as putting her fat sister on the cover of Vogue, instead of some import car magazine she belongs on…

This is what Kendall and her hired Ghost writer had to say:


“I feel like I grew up too fast a long time ago. Having older siblings, you grow up around adults, so you mature more quickly. I saw my sisters and parents working every day, so I was pretty much brought up to be a workaholic. But I just turned 19 a couple weeks ago, and I’m scared to be 20—it’s the first step out of being a teenager.”

Here are her being the social influencer that WSJ wants as part of their team to get some level of relevance…..Instead of breaking important fucking stories..

Garbage..

Here are some old pics of her because why the fuck not…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2015

16

Jan

Iza Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Iza Goulart is the master of fitness porn…you know exhibitionist videos for her instagram showing off just how fit, ripped and amazing she is….almost giving me a boner, even though my boner is broken, because strong women excite me, especially when they are lingerie models…

I guess she does this to show the haters who call her too skinny, that she works out everyday to justify the millions she makes, while Brazilians around her are dying from poverty…you know to ease her guilty conscious…

Or maybe, it’s just a fetish she knows guys get off to…and she likes the views it gets…it makes her feel more than just a half naked model..she now has an actual purpose…

Either way, it’s good….makes me want to get arrested for jerking off at the gym…but girls at my gym…never look like this..

Posted in:Iza Goulart

2015

16

Jan

Critics Choice Awards of the Day

I think it is safe to say that there are not enough awards celebrating people who have already won.

You know the majority of these actors work 20 weeks a year…and the rest of the time, they’ve got very little to do…

So why not dress up, get your hair and make-up done, and pretend you’re important…or whatever…because thanks to whatever scam you’ve pulled off…the general public thinks that you are…and with nonsense like this…they just keep fucking encouraging you and telling yo you that you’ve done right, you’ve done good, that your role in some bullshit made up movie inspired some kid to beat cancer…you useless fucking distraction from the real problems…because everyone wants to be famous…except me..

Here’s a round up of the pics featuring Leslie Mann, Jen Aniston, Genesis Rodriguez and Angelina Jolie…

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Posted in:Events

2015

16

Jan

Pornstar Tells a Joke and Other Videos of the Day

Topless Femen Protestors Protesting Saudi Blogger Being Arrested

Weird Shootout in Turkey

Man VS Muslim Over a Parking Fight

Car Rolls Through Light and Hits Pedestrian

Weird Dude Being Interrogated About His Erection

Dog Who Pushes the Legless 86 Year Old

Robber Loses Pants


Protestors Against Charlie Hebdo in Pakistan

WTF Video of the Day

Pissing on the Bus

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

16

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My #ootd is @hifiza

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

People ask me why I post selfies of half naked girls – you know girls who send me half naked pics….instead of pics of myself…because tits get hits…and I have no interest in being on the internet….and because tits get hits…stop asking questions…

Here are some morning links…


British Man Date Rapes a Mail Box
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The Audition….
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Dog in the Barber Chair
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Wet Girls of the Day
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Miss Universe Swimsuit..
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Inside a Hamsters Cheeks
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Serene Williams Flashing a Big Scary Bra
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Wall Street Girl Turned Pornstar is an Idiot
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ESPN Analysts Have an Awkward Conversation About Young Jeezy
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Behind the Scenes of Blockbusters
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John Travolta is Trolling at the Gym
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Marion Cotillard in a White Dress
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Here’s a City Without Water Drying Up Like All the Pussy I Fuck
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes, I ask girls to show me their panties…They usually agree to do it…because panties isn’t spread assholes…but sometimes…I ask girls to show me spread assholes…an they usually do it….I would say that my life is pathetic, and it is…but that part of it…isn’t that bad…

Here are some stepLINKS

Bieber Posted a dick Pic
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Girls who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Joanna Krupa has a Smelly Pussy
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Champagne Facial
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Topless Candice Swanepoel
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Jessica is the Slut of the Day
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Girl with a Crazy Name in her Underwear
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Olivia Munn See Through
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Gwyneth in a Weird Cameltoe suit
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Singing Gwyneth
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30 Sexiest Pics of Kelly Kelly
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Kate Upton Fat and Eating
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No Pants Commute
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Mariah Carey’s Tits are Doing a Vegas Residency
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Kelly Brook is Too Fat for the Gym
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Kristen Stewart is a Dude
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Phoebe Price Words of Wisdom..
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Florida Cops Use Pics of Black Kids for Target Practice
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Kate Bosworth Skinny and Amazing
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Pornstars Who Play Videogames
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Christina Hendricks is a monster
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Emma Stone is Really Excited to be Nominated for an Oscar
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Cintia Dicker’s Bikini Modeling Again
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J.Lo Talk Show Pokies
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Random Cleavage at an Event
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Eva Longoria Ass in Leggings
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So Many Redheads
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Bouncing Titty GIF
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Claudia Romani’s Gold Digging Ass
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Chris Brown’s Hooker Outs Him….
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Farting Horse
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Miss Universe Bikini Pics
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QVC Astronomy Lesson from Isaac Mizrahi
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Wall Street Intern Turns to Porn
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some of the Hottest Girls You’ll Ever See Naked for Free….
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Balloon Hump
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Miley Cyrus Hard Nipples
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Masturbating at the Office
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Michelle Williams Shows her Pussy
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Cam Li’s Big Stupid Tits
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The best cam site you haven’t heard of…
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Aida Yespica Naked in Manic Magazines
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Skinny Dip
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Girlk Shows Off her Guns…Naked…
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Shay Mitchell Half Naked
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Hot Babes You’d Never Expect Fucking…Fucking…Because they are Czech….
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRLS in a Hotel Party
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS