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2015

09

Jan

Heidi Klum for Macy’s Of the Day

So Heidi Klum is old and boring…and so am I….

But SHE GETS NAKED ON VACATION WITH HER NEW SEAL

SO that makes her less boring…because when a girl throws in the towel about giving a fuck…especially when they still have a body that is amazing to look….german human engineering…you know…that I wonder if it withstood the hard weather conditions of Seal’s dick ravaging her….but it looked like it did…thanks to models being tall as fuck monsters…who are just proportionate in pictures…who can take massive black dicks…because even small girls can…vaginas are malleable…

Fascinating..

TO SEE THE PICS OF HER NAKED WITH HER NAKED BOYFRIEND THAT MAKE ME LAUGH
CLICK HERE

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2015

09

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret put out this swim video that I didn’t watch it but I think it is an improvement from their older shit…that is played out as fuck…and needed improvement…that you would think would use their billions of dollars the same way they use the immigrant girls they own and handle….because they are immigrants and will do anything for the exposure and work visa…and I guess that’s what they are doing…but I can’t be too sure because I didn’t watch it…

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2015

09

Jan

Dani Seitz by Tane Coffin of the Day

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Her name is Dani Seitz and apparently she’s a model, in an era where everyone is a model, I couldn’t tell you how important she is in the modeling world, because I think every model is important in the modeling world, even the BBW fat models on porn sites, because they are the benchmark to whether other models are considered skinny, all while giving fat girls hope that they too can become feeder fetish stars, leading to some pretty hysterical content produced with their confidence they would never have….similar to the confidence Dani Seitz exudes while fully nude for TANE COFFIN …but without being Dani Seitz, making her a real fucking joker…

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2015

09

Jan

Nicki Minaj Posts a New Thong Pic of the Day

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Nicki Minaj may be the most intolerable music to listen to on the radio. Her persona is a fucking fraud. There is nothing hood or hip hop about her, she was in acting school when she got cast to be Nicki Minaj, and in being Nicki Minaj, she’s decided to “reinvent” herself to follow the trends were going, so she copied Lil Kim, because it’s all about cashing the fuck in, and it is not about artistic integrity, or authenticity…especially when it is Nicki Minaj…but what is Authentic is her whoring out her ass with a skimpy thong…even if her ass isn’t authentic…

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2015

09

Jan

Bella Thorne Does Cosmo of the Day

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Bella Thorne is 17. People are going nuts for her. The blogs are written about her. People care, or maybe her family and management are just good at positioning her, because stage parents have a way with exploiting their golden child as aggressively as possible…making her a hot commodity.

Here she is in Cosmo and this is her time, because historically, American based perverts always give girls who are on the cusp of 18 extra attention because of the whole illegal to have sex with, even though she’ll look exactly the same in 9 months when she turns 18, it’s a matter of principal that now is the time to sexualize her, because after 18, it’s just boring ike this pics in Comsmo…

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2015

09

Jan

Louise by Cece Young of the Day

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Her name is Louise. I don’t think she really matters, in the grand scheme of thing, but so important right here, right now….because all women matter…not just because she is shot with a wet white t-shirt….or maybe because she is shot with a wet white t-shirt…because it brings back as many memories of wet t-shirt events at shitty college parties where people like you were seeing the only set of tits you’d see all week…pre-internet porn…while the jocks were prepping a gang rape….the good old days….

These are shot by Cece Young and they are awesome….

Posted in:Cece Young

2015

09

Jan

Melanie Ribbe for Galore of the Day

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I don’t know who Melanie Ribbe is, and I can’t really be bothered to look her up. It is Friday and I am getting motion sickness looking at my computer due to this hangover that I guess has been building up the last 20 years and just fucking hit…or maybe I just drank too much…but I’ll argue that you can never drink too much…you just gotta keep drinking…but that has nothing to do with this Melanie Ribbe, who I guess matters enough for people to take pics of her, which isn’t saying much since it is the me-generation with Instagram and everyone has pics taken of themselves like they matter, but her ass in a skimpy white bikini bottom is enough for me to stare…it always is!!

Via GALORE

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2015

09

Jan

Jessica Alba is in a Bikini of the Day

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In the event that you are living in the past, and you probably are, because you have nothing going on in the present, and no prospects for the future, and the only thing that was good was the glimmer of hope your life wouldn’t be like this 10 years ago, which at the time wasn’t the glory days, but in these times is…

Then you’ll appreciate your crush, Jessica Alba, who has gone on to make hundreds of millions of dollars, with this ass, thanks to shitting out a couple of babies, destroying her vagina, a small price to pay for the benjamins….in a bikini…posing with Cocktail shrimp.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS SHOT BY THE PAPARAZZI
CLICK HERE

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2015

09

Jan

How to Make a Girl Stop Crying and Other Videos of the DAy

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The Woman Who Pretends the 100 Dollars Was Hers

Surfing Dog

Sledgehammer!

Unhappy Cat

Brazilian Upskirt Cat Fith

Airplane Landing of the DAy

Drunk Driver of the Day

Swimming in Wine in Japan

Backflip Fail of the DAy

Hotel Lobby Peeing…

Slaugherhouse Fun of the DAy

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

09

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just spent the better part of the morning trying to convince a girl to take a picture of her vagina on public transit…

I lost…But in a small way I feel like I’ve won…because even having that conversation is more magical than not…

I guess what I am saying is that I love sluts…

Here are some morning links…

Before and After Bieber for Calvin Klein
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World’s Best Trampoline Tricks
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Girls With Dark Hair and Light Eyes
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Sia Apologizes for Shia LeBoeuf Rape Dance….
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Cara Santana LEaving the Gym
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Lena Dunham Does Pictionary – Unfortunately – Doesn’t Kill Herself
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73 Questions with Victoria Beckham
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Gigi Hadid is the New Kate Upton
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Ellie Goulding Hits the Gym
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The Guy COmbined 6 Hit Songs
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Kelly Brook is Fat
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Car Selfies are Better than Carl Selfies
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Emily Blunt in a Tight Dress
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How to Hack Spray Bottles to Work Upside Down
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