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2015

05

Jan

Lady Victoria Hervey Royal Period Bikini of the Day

This is amazing..not because I have a period fetish…because I don’t have a period fetish, like I don’t love going down on girls when they have their period, even when the tampon is in, and I don’t love to look like I’ve just left a crime scene after fucking a period, but I am not entirely disgusted by it….but I do have a period fetish when I’ve been fucking a bitch without a condom and she thinks she’s pregnant…even though I know it is impossible, since I am broken…

This is amazing…not because I love surprise periods at inopportune times, it is the classic tween fear that carries through a girl’s life…..I mean I’ve experienced periods hit white pants, white bikinis, all kinds of times to unsuspecting women…I’ve seen some period stains on girls so bad I thought they miscarried in the movie theater…

This is amazing…because it’ a whole new level of fame whoring….first there was the bikini pic, then the nip slip, then the pantyless upskirt, then more bikini pics, then more nip slips…where was she to go…sex tape or this….

You see Lady Victoria Hervey, despite sounding all Royal and Regal and elegant, is a fame whore…and this…is her bringing the fucking big guns…for the the paparazzi taking the bikini pics of her…

The paparazzi are so nice for putting this out there for her…because all of sudden she finally matters…

All this to say…at least she wasn’t eaten by a shark….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Victoria Hervey

2015

05

Jan

Kirsten Stewart is a Bitch and Other Videos of the Day

Skinny Girl of the Day

Whole Foods Beat Down

Drunk Bike Ride

Knife Thrower Fail

Camel in the Ocean

Police Shooting of the Day

Girl Punches a Dude and Dude Punches Girl….

Biker of the Day

Birthday Cake Fail

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2015

05

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I guess the holidays are over for a bunch of white collar, uppity motherfuckers in high paying office jobs, who don’t realize that they’ve got it made, because they are still chasing the fucking carrot held over their head that is their friend or co-worker who makes more than them, because that is the American Dream…buying shit you don’t need to have a strong social media illusion…and being forced to work 80 hours a week to try to afford it…instead of scaling back, lowering the quality hooker you fuck, moving on a beach in the third world, and sitting all fucking day, so that everyday can be a fucking holiday…idiots.

That said, follow me on instagram – @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and snapchat…because snapchat is the latest vehicle to send nudes and I’m all for it…even if it only lasts 5 seconds…because 5 sccond of pussy is better than zero…. @drunkenstepdad

Here’s a creepy thing the record player did – while listening to Johnny Cash…we call it DJ GHOST….

Here are some morning links…in the morning….

The Dude who Got Cursed Out trying to get a Kristen Stewart Autograph….
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Girls in Lingerier
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Sly Stallone will be in another Rambo
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12 Moments When Quick Reflexes Came in Handy
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Old People React to Kim Kardashian’s Nudes
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Heidi Klum Showers in a Bikini
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People who Summon Birds like a Disney Princess
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Boston Cop Arrested after Using Racial Slurs
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Real Models as Barbie Dolls
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Ana Braga in a Bikini
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This Disney Prince is a Viral Hero
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Summary of 2014
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20 Camouflaged Pets….
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Aaron Paul Addresses Han Solo Rumors…
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Brad Pitt Song of the Day
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7 Year Old Loses His Tooth with a Golf Ball
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8 People Who Walked in Front of the Camera by Accident
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Malia Obama Pro Era Shirt…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I have decided to offer myself as a sexual aid/coach, where I let girls I meet on TINDER use me in their sex lives with random dudes they meet on TINDER, by putting me on speakerphone while they are fucking the random dudes they meet off TINDER, so I can coach them….I make for better sex. It’s a fact.

I figure, I don’t fuck people from the internet, unless they are really worthy of polluting themselves with me/my mouth, I’m a married man…but I can direct them to be the best they can be.

I guess that’s my contribution to the world in 2015 So far…

Here are some stepLINKS…

10 Pictures that Aren’t Dirty – But That Are Dirty
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Bikini Thong of the Day
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Ant Man Teaser
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Heidi Klum Beach Porno
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Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence on a Date
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Taylor Swift Makes Her Fans Cry
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Mirror Selfies
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Stephanie Pratt Proves Jet Packs in Bikinis are Not Erotic
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Slut of the Day
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Alice Eve Got Married in a Bikini
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Awkward Ohio State Fan – Possibly Getting Caught in the Act
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Kat Dennings – Dating Josh Groban
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Bai Ling is a Topless Fame Whore You Love
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Kathleen Bangs EVERYONE
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Jim Carrey’s Inspiring Mesage
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Deadly Animals Not Taking Your Shit
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Page 3 Girl of the Day
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New Year’s Even Party at the Playboy Mansion
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Teresa Palmer in a Bikini
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Sophie Reade and Other Glamour Models Naked
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Tits in Gone Girl
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Perfectly Timed Photos in China
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Giada De Laurentiis in a Bikini
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Justin Bieber Skates – Doesn’t Die
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What Back to the Future Got Right / Wrong About 2015
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Claudia Jordan Fat Ass in a Bikini
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Kaley Cuoco is a Feminist – Redbook Lied
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Maitland Ward is Ridiculous
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Troian Bellisario Photoshoot for Schon Magazine
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12 Moments That Can’t End Well
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I Still Dig Heidi Klum’s Toplessness
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Booty in Leggings
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The Love magazine advent Calendar Round-Up
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Greek Actress See Through
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Iggy Azalea’s been Diagnosed with Lock Jaw
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Mark Schultz from Foxcatcher Doesn’t Like Foxcatcher
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Miranda Lambert’s Thick in Jeans
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Lookin’ Down Casey Batchelor’s Shirt
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Joanna Krupa Party Slut
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Raffaella Modugno in a Swimsuit
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Pam Anderson in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez Ankle Flash Causes Scandal
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Girls in a Bikini
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Iggy Azalea Cleavage
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Robotic Spider Dress
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The Girl Who Pranked her Brother for a Year with Snapchat
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FINGERS PERCOLATOR GLASS WATER BONGS
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Girl in Pink Tits
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Slow and Sexy Strip
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Sabine – Glamour Model Tits
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Strip Poker Picture of the Day
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Extreme Penetration
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Naked in Bed
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Brazilian Lesbians
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Crackhead Mom Breastfeeding or Katy Perry ?
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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See Through Lingerie
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2015

02

Jan

Rita Ora’s Tattoo of the Day

The other day, Rita Ora posted some picture of her tattoo…and as someone who hates tattoos almost as much as I hate bottom-feeding popstars who have hustled every angle to be relevant, who are finally relevant, because they have bad attitudes and think “I deserve this, I’ve worked hard for this, Finally the world bought into my shit”…I’m more into “please help me”…or “please post this song…I need the views…I’ll send you spread ass pics”….it’s more accessible, exciting and interesting that when these girls start getting paid…

I don’t mind what’s going with her side tit….

That said…here are some pics of her and Katy Perry thrown into the mix because why wouldn’t she be posting pics of herself with an actual star…

Posted in:Rita Ora

2015

02

Jan

Michelle Rodriguez in a White Bikini of the Day

I don’t really hate Michelle Rodriguez or her Monkey-Like ways. I think she looks like a lot of fun, always in a bikini, smoking weed, fucking models, partying…seems like a good life to me…

I mean sure she’s ape-like, and dyke-like, and not really something I have ever or will ever jerk off to….

But when she’s in her white bikini, in flippers, looking ridiculous, I can’t help but smile because I fucking love white bikinis, especially when they are wet…but because the picture is silly…and silly is magical for our souls…so here’s tank of a girl, keeping things light…right…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Michelle Rodriguez

2015

02

Jan

Kinga Kaza Intense Nipple for TUSH Magazine of the DAy

I don’t know Kinga Kaza, but I think she’s a fashion model, who borders on alternative model, but maybe I’m just assuming that these safety pin through nipple pics are real, when they are really probably just a photographic lie…but what isn’t a lie…is her nipples…something that no one really get excited about in this throat fucking porno fueled society….but that thanks to this throat fucking porno filled society…means so many girls are all about tit pics, because “whtatever, it’s just tits’….which has been an amazing revolution of man kind…for someone who has spent the better part of 2 decades trying to get girls to show me their tits by saying “whatever, it’s just tits”…I am a visionary…20 years ahead of our times…finally…the tits are catching up with my vision… I should have a religion…

Posted in:Kinga Kaza

2015

02

Jan

Gwyneth Paltrow Does Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

I know the big deal story is that someone caught Jennifer Lawrence, Coldplay Fan and nude selfie model who is also knows for her Oscars, on a date with Chris Martin, Gwyneth Paltrow’s recently freed father of her children, because I guess people are fascinated by what dicks get put in what celebrity pussy….

But I’m more into Gwyneth still being relevant, while usually being hated and teased, posing as sexy as she can be, even though she’s not sexy, despite what movies she was cast in, and despite all the cock that has fucked her ass may make you think…

This is her for Harper’s Bazaar UK…

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow

2015

02

Jan

Rhea Durham’s Nipples on the Beach of the Day


I can’t appreciate this model showing her nipples on the beach in Barbados, even though I love model nipples, even if I never really heard of this model so to me she’s not even a model, but rather just a girl showing tits, because she, who apparently a big deal as a model before I got started on this site a decade ago, and probably before she got married to what I assume is a rich guy, because that’s the model retirement plan….

Not that it matters…what matters is that I can’t appreciate this tit slip, even though tits aren’t a big deal and barely matter this generation, but still matter to me because I’m an old school pervert because her name rhymes with Lena Dunham…and that makes me hate her…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rhea Durham

2015

02

Jan

Margaux Brooke for Revs Digital of the Day

I don’t know much about Margaux Brooke, but I have seen her tits, which is my ideal relationship with a girl, you see because once you start getting to know them, their wants and needs, maybe even their story, or the time they got raped or had a bad relationship, things become less about cumming to them, on them or in them…and more about getting to know them on a personal level, which just brings guilt when you know you’re underpaying them for the sex you just hired them for…

Unless you’re like me and have no soul, in which case…guilt and empathy don’t exist, but getting annoyed by a hookers nonsense, still does…so stick to getting naked girls…

Posted in:Margaux Brooke