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2014

30

Dec

Lucy Mecklenburgh Ass of the Day

A few nights ago, I went to a gay bar because my wife wouldn’t give me any drinking money, and I figured if I was going to get free drinks anywhere, it would be there, cuz gays are fucking perverts and horny enough to fuck any straight guy, even homeless looking obese ones, so I figured I’d go strut around like a hot young girl does, only the total fucking opposite, knowing no dicks would be exposed..

Well it turns out, even the most depraved gay was too good for me, and didn’t think I was worth their time or a drink…affecting my self esteem negatively….But for some reason, I got into a conversation about T.O.W.I.E….with a bunch of gays which apparently every gay guy watches, that I’ve never heard of…but that stars this ass…named Lucy Mecklenburgh…and I would have rather got AIDS…you know was statistically all over the bathrooms of that club.. That said, here’s Lucy Mecklenburgh ass. It’s good enough that I’d fuck that even if it had a dick….

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2014

30

Dec

Kayslee Collins is Naked and Amazing for Fetishism Manifesto of the Day

My friend, who I consider one of the best erotic photographers of our generation, Jonathan Leder , and his team have put together a pretty amazing magazine that I’ve talked about a lot over the year, because I think it’s awesome, called FETISHISM MANIFESTOR /

He takes amazing models, some you’ve heard of, some you haven’t, all who are amazing, and he shoots them in what I like to think is a bit of a throwback to Playboy and Penthouse, when the porn and masturbation had some sort of vibe and concept and quality behind it, before the 80s when it became cheesy as fuck…

I find the whole thing hot and inspiring and exciting…it is fashion porn…it is girls I want to see naked, it is styled in interesting places…it is girls I want to see naked while naked being shot by a genius…naked….

This model is doing the rounds today. Her name is Kayslee Collins and I think she’s pretty fucking spectacular.

Apparently she makes music, but more interesting to the perverts, she may have been a child star on some kids show, before becoming fucking awesome….and naked…

And here are a bunch of pics of her from the book….GET THE BOOK ….

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2014

30

Dec

Elisabetta Canalis Tits for Instagram of the Day

If you were once the obscure Italian “tv personality” who seduced George Clooney, because either he liked you while at his home in Italy, or because she was open minded to his weirdo homo sex parties, because “he’s George Clooney”….who may or may not have had her contractually bound for a given period of time…do you still make a sound when George Clooney is long done with you, you’re back in Italy, and no one fucking cares?

The answer is no, so you post nipples on instagram, and some of us bottom feeders will pick up on it because we’re pretty basic as fuck…and love nipples…especially on girls who dated someone famous long enough to matter even if it was just for a minute….

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2014

30

Dec

Caroline Vreeland’s Tits Do Christmas Late of the Day

Caroline Vreeland is someone I’ve been following on instagram since I started MY FIRST INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT BEFORE HAVING IT DELETED 4 TIMES YEARS AGO

She’s an aspiring singer, possibly a fixtue in the LA thing, a girl with a rockin’ set of massive tits who once auditioned for American Idol but never made it, and who now runs around with boyfriend being silly, with her set of massive fucking tits, tits that even if you’re not a tit guy, you’ll love….and now she’s the “left of the cutting room floor”…for LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT , but who was restored when they decided to run the advent until New Years Eve….which is pretty much the biggest thing her and her big titties have done to date…so I wouldn’t say she’s made it…but she’s done something…and that’s sing Christmas Carols badly with her big tits a few days too late because LOVE MAGAZINE is so edgy and fashion that they do Christmas after Christmas…#art

Here are some of her instagram pics…because why not..slash #tits….I mean they are cartoon-like and amazing…at least clothed…because you know topless these can be a serious miss….but take it in now while she’s not 40….because at 40…this will be a fucking nightmare.

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2014

30

Dec

Twerking Falcons Fan and Other Videos of the Day

Ellen Dance Dare Gets Black Guy Thrown Down for Dancing by the Cops

Drone in Skid Row

Kid Destroys the Dollar Store

The Coffee Percolator that Sounds Like Women’s Tennis

The Dude Trying To Impress Strippers

Car Accident of the Day

ATM Robbery Fail

Man on the Plane Doesn’t Like Being Filmed

Posted in:Videos

2014

30

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It turns out if offer girls on tinder, even the ones who hate you, a flight to somewhere tropical they will all say yes…even if you tell them they have to have anal sex with you the whole time….and the funny thing in all of it…is that you don’t even have to take them to a 5 star hotel…we’re talking 2.5, 400 dollar all inclusive trips…

We call it bootleg jet setting…

Cheaper than a couple of dates or a hooker willing to have anal sex with you for 5 days….Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

12 Vintage New Years Cards
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Kaley Cuoco Got a Nose Job…Haters
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Cancer Ad of the Day
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Monika Jagaciak Topless…
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Richard Linklater’s Next Movie….will be Awesome.
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Marky Mark’s Wife’s Ass
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Sexiest Selfies of 2014
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Sofia Vergara is Engaged
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Today in Cat Logic…
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Air Asia Bodies and Debris have been Found
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Sports are Fun….even though they are stupid
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Pam Anderson Rockin’ The Beach
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The Son Who Paid Off His Parents Mortgage
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Mariah Carey Plastic Face…
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Guy Gets Slapped By His Girl on Kiss Cam….
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16 GIFS of some Smooth Saves
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2014

29

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I can’t believe I am going to have to read people writing “I can’t believe it is 2015″…which amazes me…since it’s really just fucking clockwork. Every year…made up of the exact same amount of hours you fucking idiots….except leap year…but who cares about leap year…

I can’t believe I am going to have to read people writing their New Years resolutions…and thanks to social media, even though I am anti social, I need to be exposed to it…

I can’t believe I haven’t figured out the best place to be to find single, sad girls who need to french on New Years to feel validated….

Life is so stressful…Here are some stepLINKS

14 Honest Signs
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Creepy as Fuck Pacers Fan
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30 Year Timeline of Songs About Booty
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HUGE HOLIDAY TITS
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Tulisa Contostavlos – Blow Job Queen – In a Bikini
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Best News Bloopers of 2014
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Christina Aguilera Called Mickey Mouse an Asshole
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Justin Bieber is Banging Stephen Baldwin’s Daughter Publicly Because She’s 18
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Jordan Carver Slut of the Day
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Jessica Alba on Vacation
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Slena Gomez Cleavage
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Shitty Christmas Attention Seeking Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Has Contracted Some Virus….
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Snapping Spaghetti in Slow Motion
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16 Smooth Saves
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Scary Spice’s Husband Says he Never Hit Her – But He Should
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Hannibal Lector Trying on Masks
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Mariah Carey Sitting on Santa’s Lap
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Selena Gomez – Fat Face
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Arrested Woman of the Day
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Playboy Slut of the Day
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Victoria Silvstedt Hooker in a Bikini
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Lizzie Cundy in a Bathing Suit
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2014 in Wardrobe Malfunctions
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Nicest Gas Station Toilet Ever
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Mariah Carey Plastic Face
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Cheerleaders of the Pro Bowl
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16 Sports are Fun GIFS
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Water Whore of the DAy
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Steph Seymour Not Making Out With her Gay Son’s Boner in a Bikini
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Rihanna See Through Throwback
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Ed Sheeran Thinks Taylor Swift Should Date Orlando Bloom
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32 of Alison Brie’s Best Pictures
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The Rock’s Christmas Card is a Win
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12 Kids that Learned the Hard Way
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Stephanie Seymour Pokies
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The Femen Protestors VS Baby Jesus
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How To Increase Your Wifi Signal
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Taylor Swift’s Intense Legs of the Day
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Girls in a Mesh Dress
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Hot Busty Bikini Babe
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Animals That Don’t Want to Be Touched
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Trends we are Retiring
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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College Babes Wash Cars Naked
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Huge Ethnically Ambiguous Tits
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Pussy Slapper
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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5 Hotties Stripping…
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Reese Witherspoon – Pussy Slapper
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Kayslee Collins is Naked
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Old Fashion Racist Porn
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Dude Gets Caught with Side Bitch
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This Looks Dangerous
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Girl VS Toy
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

29

Dec

Heidi Klum Topless of the Day

Heidi Klum may be old. She may be battered from having a dozen kids and thus a lot of sex, with SEAL a man with a voice of an angel, but the face of a monster, making me think he may have, or must have had a massive, baby arm sized penis that violated her, like the twisted german freak that she was…you know tickling her tall model cervix….before shitting on her as Germans do, at least according to their Scat porn.

But I guess with age, comes wisdom, and she’s smart enough to know, as a model who has been an exhibitionist forever, that it is important, and not scandalous to be in as little clothing as possible on the beach…so that you get an even tan…while getting as much attention as possible, because you like attention, that’s why you became a fucking model…

Either way, old as fuck, still skinny, maybe even a little too skinny, based on her ass…but still a Christmas Miracle…because girls I fuck don’t look this good…we can all thank German ethnic cleansing and early DNA testing to create the master race for this.


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Posted in:Heidi Klum

2014

29

Dec

Chelsea Handler Does Topless Attention Seeking of the Day

I like to think of this as Chelsea Handler being on some worldly expedition, like some kind of explorer, going to all corners of the world, now that she’s got all the time in the world…including but not limited to the the arctic…just hoping to find someone who cares.

She’s even taking off her shirt…to try to expedite the process…garbage.

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2014

29

Dec

Salma Hayek in a Bikini of the Day

Why is it that most Mexican women in their 40s look like little Mexican trolls, all full of corn tortillas and babies…living in some mud hut, when not trying to jump fences into the USA to work in California or Texas as cleaning ladies…and not like Salma Hayek, because I can assure you, that if they did look like Salma Hayek, I would revisit my half Mexican roots, and move there to hire a different one each night for 20 US dollars, like my friends do when they go to CUBA or South East asia…

I mean sure, Salma Hayek isn’t looking her best now that she’s old and tired, but she’s still pretty fucking fantastic and that’s coming from a self hating Mexican, because my Mexican mom was a hooker who neglected me…leading me to this horrible existence…where I take out all my issues on Mexican woman…except maybe for Salma Hayek …because I want to breast feed and call her mommy…she’s the right age for that…and her tits look perfectly suited for it…I guess this is the opposite of Daddy issues.


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