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2014

26

Dec

Farah Holt Naked for Sam Livm of the Day

I am love Farah Holt…not because I actually care who she is…or know who she is…or what she does or what inspires her…or what her dreams and aspirations are…but because she SHOWS HER NIPPLE IN ELLE but more importantly…gets totally naked for this magazine…but strategically totally naked…so that I can’t see her asshole…which is a fail shot by a photographer named Sam Livm…

This love is as real as love needs to be…you know soul mates that haven’t come together yet, but that I’ll try to cum to one day when bored, becasue naked for fashion pics…are porn to me…if I take enough viagra…

but then again…Tall, skinny, UK model body, getting naked…to advance careers…is my viagra…

Posted in:Farah Holt

2014

26

Dec

Top 100 Boxes on Boxing Day of the Day

I get called a horrible human being or a creep or a misogynist pretty much every single day. People think I expose and objectify women, when really I think I just expose and objectify women who have decided they want to be objects, and if anything I just call them out on their morally void, hooker-like morals and values, and think they are overpaid assholes when there are far more beautiful girls out there who deserve the same celebration….

The truth is that I am a lover of women. I think they are entertaining, fun, sexy, and good to have sex with…and I love celebrating them and their vaginas…while imagining them riding my face and cumming thanks to my mouth…

Some men are breast men, some ass men, I am a pussy man…I love all pussy…I love celebrating all pussy…I like the weird ones, I especially like the hairy ones, I like the meaty ones, and I like my face and fingers in all of them…as long as they don’t smell.

In a lot of ways, I am a feminist…expose your lips, celebrate your pussies, let me masturbate to it…and that is why today, on Boxing day,, the day we named after box, now that Christmas is over, baby Jesus and shopping deals aside, the real star of today, and really everyday…is the box…so here’s 100 of them…big and small…VIA GENITALSANXIETY.TUMBLR.COM because you don’t need to be nervous girl…all pussy are great pussy…don’t be insecure about it…instead just send me pics of it…so I can sext you and make you cum…I’m a hero like that.

Sure these are not necessarily the best in box, but as someone who loves all box, and truly believes they are all god’s box…created equally even if they look different…their own snowflake with it’s curves and lips…but still a snowflake…but they are still box…and box is something we love…especially on boxing day..it’s not all about the bass…but it is all about the labia…embrace the labia….with your mouth…

Posted in:Photos

2014

26

Dec

Irina Shayk Does Boxing Day of the Day

Irina Shayk….rockin’ some Boxing Day for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT the day after Advent is supposed to end, because these fashion types are so innovative, if you consider getting low level, yet hot, lingerie models from Russia, who are relevant because they get half naked….and fuck some homosexual soccer player, innovative…and I think she’s pretty fucking hot, otherwise she would be a cam girl who never escaped the oppressive Russian Regime…

Happy Boxing Day…for those of you who like box…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

26

Dec

Porn Stars Read Where the Wild Things Are of the Day

The people who brought you Porn Stars Read The Grinch Who Stole Christmas…have put together a boxing day video for you…the day after Christmas that speaks to your creepy issues…because you like being read kids books bedtime stories, even though you’re grown ass men…

I guess they get that you are either too shy, or too broke, but you are too shy to ask your hookers to read you bed time stories…because you know it’s a weird thing to masturbate to….

Starring: Samantha Rone, Karla Kush, Adriana Checkik, Sara Luvv, Cherie DeVille, AJ Applegate, Bree Daniels, Shyla Jennings, Carter Cruise, Jodi Taylor, Mercedes Carrera, Ashlyn Molloy, Ryder Skye, Dakota Skye, Ariana Grand, Riley Reid, Eva Long, Scarlet Red, Tiff Bannister, Chanel Preston Alaina Kristar

Posted in:Pornstars

2014

26

Dec

Some More Rihanna Christmas Bikini Pics of the Day

Rihanna is back in her home country, visiting her garbage man father, reliving her shanty youth, where she managed to break free thanks to some creepy pervert British song writing who felt she had something to offer the world…and that would in turn make her money…because historically…girls on islands, even when they are hookers or sex workers, never make 100,000,000 dollars a year…there’s a scam or story behind this girl…that we’ll never know…and here she is in a bikini…

Posted in:Rihanna

2014

26

Dec

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Christmas Video of the Day

Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne are attention seekers. They position themselves to be as relevant as possible by associating themselves with the right people, or working with the right people or even by doing any and all stunts they can for the media to talk about them….which is probably why they are together in this Christamas video for THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR ….that is actually Christmas themed…but that lacks sex appeal…unless of course having your headlights on these idiots is porn to you..knowing you could run them over and end them….something that probably should have happened in this video…but that didnt’…fascinating…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|Kendall Jenner

2014

26

Dec

Girls Boxing for Boxing Day of the Day

Models Boxing…

Girls Boxing…

Lingerie Boxing

TOpless Ukrainian Boxing

Bikini Boxing

Centerfolds Cage Fight

Scary Bikini Boxing

Tila Tequila Boxing…

Cute At Home Bikini Boxing

Posted in:Videos

2014

26

Dec

Girls in Boxes for Boxing Day of the Day

It’s boxing day..and what better way to celebrate boxing Day, than with some pictures of girls in boxes, or things that look like boxes, that aren’t coffins, because that would be dark…even though boxing day is the celebration of the death of Christmas…

Posted in:Photos

2014

26

Dec

Girls Do Box Jumps for Boxing Day of the Day

Here’s another one with a Cross Fit Girl

And One More….

Posted in:Videos

2014

26

Dec

Girl Goes Nuts a McDonalds and Other Videos of the day

Tire Explodes of the Day

Snake Ate Crocodile

Husband Shoots Wife’s Lover in Brazil

Kids Driving Had an Accident

Man Tries to Jump Off a Moving Train

When Drones Attack

Horse VS TAxi

Posted in:Video