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2014

22

Dec

Denise Schaefer By Jeffrey Chan of the Day

I’ve never heard of Denise Schaefer but she sounds like chanukah 2014…if you know what I mean..but luckily I am not a nazi or an anti-semite and love all girls equally…in fact I historically love all Jewish girls because they have a good sense of humor, tits, and they suck dick as long as you’re not married to them…that said I guess Schaefer could also be German…and on the Nazi side of the coin…leaving us so torn while looking at these pics by Jeffrey Chan , a Canadian photographer, living the dream…because he gets to take pics of girls like Denise Schaefer …who are coincidentally girls I want to have sit on my face and smother me until I die my own Gas Chamber asphyxia….right? or is that just weird to say?

Posted in:Denise Schaefer

2014

22

Dec

Jessica Lowndes “Woke Up Like This” of the Day

Jessica Lowndes is some bottom feeding, aspiring actor and/or singer, you know how these girls are…it’s like “Make me the next Selena Gomez” or some shit…even when they don’t have the talent, and come out with shit like this:

Like they are on Glee, but in reality they were just on 90210 the next Generation, which I am sure everyone, including the garbage on the show, like AnnaLynn McCord can agree was a fucking fail, even though it’s all they will ever accomplish…but they keep trying…because what else are they supposed to do…crawl back to Canada with her tail between her legs? Like she didn’t make it, when she was cunt to everyone the day she got her US Work visa….

I’m not complaining, because trying to make it…invovles bed selfies she takes after getting her hair and make-up done…ya know…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2014

22

Dec

Arianny Celeste in a Music Video of the Day

Arianny Celeste is the token, plastic surgery ridden, yet very famous thanks to being in the right industry at the right time, which I can only assume was a Vegas stripper, when Dana White needed some pussy to make the UFC less homo erotic, because watching naked dudes beat each other gets testosterone up, and without a girl there to channel that testosterone to, they’d have nothing to justify the boner, other than homosexuality…

That said, her audience is pretty loyal, they dig her and all her stripper botox face surgeries, and she’s in some new music video you’ll probably like…because I can only assume I target you white trash, hick UFC fans, I’m low brow like that…

If you don’t like that, maybe you’re more into her social media pics…half naked surrounded by snow….because it’s fucking Christmas assholes…and she’s probably spending it with a rich dude…because #hooker.

Posted in:Arianny Celeste

2014

22

Dec

Nicki Minaj Does Ass of the Day

Nicki Minaj may be the most intolerable music to listen to on the radio. Her personal is a fucking fraud. There is nothing hood or hip hop about her, she was in acting school when she got cast to be Nicki Minaj, and in being Nicki Minaj, she’s even “reinvented” herself to go with where the trends were going, because it’s all about cashing the fuck in, and it is not about artistic integrity, or any of that nonsense, this is pop…but her new angle, that is all about her ass, like she was Kim Kardashian, is as obvious and bottom feeding, and her ass is as authentic as the rest of her, but I am all about staring at it…because big asses are fun to stare at, even when you know the are as fake as the trick they were injected in….after she waist trained her fat self into having the illusion of a body like a Kardashian…the worst…but I’m okay with it.

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

22

Dec

Rooftop Twerking Crackhead Stripper and Other Videos of the Day

Fed Ex Truck of the Day

Old Man Not Scared of Gun

Woman With 3 Breasts Walking Men….

Drunk Gets Fucked on the Sidewalk…

Woman Driver of the Day

Classy as Fuck Walmart Fight

Sharon Osbourne’s Tooth Falls Out on TV

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2014

22

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

This time of year always reminds me that there are perks to being a mall Santa, even if you’re not a pedophile, like the fact that if you can endure having shitty, stinky, ghetto kids on your lap for 12 hours a day, while pretending to be excited about their greedy, unworthy, shitty germ filled demands, you are bound to find at least one single mother, who has a Santa Claus fetish, who appreciates how nice you are to their kids, to suck you off in the Mall Bathroom while their shitty kids are at the toy store…

Here are some stepLINKS…

16 Awesome Family Christmas Card Pics
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Amy Pascal Wants a Black James Bond
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Dr Evil did Saturday Night Live Badly…
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Cassie Cardelle is the Water Slut of the Day
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Constance Jablonski in a See Through Dress
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How Amazon Receives Your Inventory
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Lingerie Model of the Day
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Martha Stewart Makes Gangster Gingerbread Houses
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Mind Blowing Coffee Art…
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209 Seconds That Will Make You Question Your Existence
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Terrorists Target Madonna
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Anonymous Targets Iggy Azalea
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Nick Offerman Reads Twas the Night Before Xmas
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Ktie Cassidy in a Thong Bikini
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Santa with Dogs over People
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25 Awesome Urinals…
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This is the List of the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Dec

steplINKS of the Day

The saddest part of the Christmas party season, is knowing there is only a week left of vulnerable, sad and lonely girls who don’t want to spend the holidays alone. It’s like we have to wait for Valentines Day for the next batch of drug, desperate women…so take it all in…get to the mall, the bars, the restaurants, makes a move…because you may find love in what is supposed to be the warmest and happiest, some may even say…the most wonderful time of year…to seduce…

And while I do that…Here are the stepLINKS…

The People Hit the Hardest in the Instagram Purge
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Here’s the complete top 100 instagram losses
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Creepy Fucking Christmas
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Cameron Diaz is Engaged
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Charli XCX Breasts
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Gwyneth Paltrow on Sex
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Grown Man Re-Enacts 4 Year Old’s Tantrum…
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Kate Upton is Not Sexy
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Jenga Master
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Nicki Minaj Freestyle Raps on Inside NBA
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Vicky Pattison Sexy Workout Photoshoot
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Dogs and Cats Eating With Human Hands
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Alyssa Barbara is the Future
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Kate Upton Sexiest Fat Girl Alive
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Bai Ling is Good
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Joanna Krupa is Slutty
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Emily Blunt Post Workout Body
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Slut of the Day
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Bella Thorne – Slutty Minor….
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Things That Bounce….
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The Colbert Report Finale
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Angelina Talks About Sex with Brad Pitt
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Water Slut of the Day
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Lana Del Rey for Grazia
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Brad Pitt is Too Distracting for Jury Duty
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Crazy Pics with 0 Context
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Today in Ugly Christmas Sweaters
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Josephine Skriver Lingerie….
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Diane Kruger for Elle Italy
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So You Think You Can Sumo
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Lion Eats a Car
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Rita Ora Performing
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Vans You Shouldn’t Trust
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Awesome Kama Sutra Lollipops…
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Maitland Ward is Some Bottom Feeding Garbage of the Day
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Crowd Surf Fails
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Memphis Players Buy Intern New Car…
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The Dog with the Prosthetic Legs
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11.5″ 2 x 3 Fingers Perculator Water BONGS
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Busty Girl of the Day
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Little Mix Panties
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Slutty Santa!
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Hairy Pussy of the Day
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Intense Sex Toy Play
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Octopus Butt Floss
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Candice Swanepoel Nipple….
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COCK AND BALL TORTURE
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Close Up Bait
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Sherilyn Fenn Throwback Nudity….
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Today in Crane Fails
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Dec

Reese Witherspoon Topless in some Movie of the Day

Reese Witherspoon busted out her mom of 4 tits for a movie she’s trying to win another Oscar in, all thanks to her agent husband who needs this win for another 100,000,000 dollar payday….because she’s a good Christian and realizes that it’s okay to make an idol out of yourself, it is okay to get naked for a big payday when you pretend your art is your god given talent, because you’re so full of your own bullshit, and your head is so far up your own fucking ass, because making millions and millions of dollars to live in really expensive houses and a life of Luxury is exactly what Jesus is all about…

Hollywood people are the fucking worst…full of shit lies…but at least she’s showing her tits for Jesus…

Posted in:Reese Witherspoon

2014

19

Dec

Amazing Models for Salt and Air by Nicholas Routzen of the Day

Photographer Nicholas Routzen, has shot a 14 month calendar (Nov 1, 2014 – Dec 31, 2015) on the Vieques, Puerto Rico for Salt + Air.

It features amazing models like Barbara Fialho, Abby Brothers, Hannah Ferguson, Kate Potter, and Yaya Kosikova.

I see nipples…and love nipples…especially when they are nipples for charity because it makes me feel good when all proceeds support a not for profits Surf For Life .

So get the Calendar for a good cause HERE …..because it will lead to future calendars with nipples and top level models…and we can never have too much of that…

Hannah Ferguson Teaser:

Abby Brothers and Barbara Fialho:

Get the Calendar HERE . It is for a good cause…with tits…

Posted in:Nicholas Routzen

2014

19

Dec

Jennifer Lopez Cleavage for the People Awards of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is clearly a fame sucking fame whore who does anything to get herself noticed by the media, because she knows she can easily make 100,000 million more dollars in the next 6 months, so why the fuck not. The hispanics are loyal and the white people who were once so amazed with her ass, are now amazed with how fit and young she looks at 50…

So…she attended some People Magazine awards, which sound dumb to me, but I guess magazines are dead and they are trying to stay relevant by using people who want to stay relevant, keeping the whole thing relevant…but People magazine nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash…..

But I am into Jennifer Lopez’s shirt. She’s done this before, when she was less mom tits…and she looked better than KATE UPTON, who won sexiest of the year, because People magazine nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash and she is their leader.

But the fact is that this event…was still nothing but bottom feeding masturbation fodder for middle aged obese trailer park trash…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FROM THE EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez