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2023

09

Mar

Josie Canseco Maybe Nip Slip of the Day

Josie Canseco is the half Cuban Athlete who despite being communist, lived out that American dream and is rich as shit all thanks to some baseball skills, even with doping scandals, he’s a 90s legend…..

AND half Hooters Waitress who the Cuban Athlete fancied over some WINGS after a game in some obscure part of the country before importing her to his mansion, or knocking her up and doing the right thing….

Either way, they built a babe, who may be a little doughy in the muppet sense of her face, it could be filter, fillers, who knows, hot chicks destory themselves every day…but she’s a trust funder, who gets to live the good life, thanks to the DADDY financier and in being a rich kid, she gets to influence like an influencer tits out for clout, not money, just clout and that strategy works fo rme, since she’s fit and hot despite the whole hot chicks making themselves uglier every fucking day thanks to the corruptoion and propaganda of the internet.

You may be able to see her nipple.

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2023

09

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Are you a glass half full, overly enthusiastic, positive, exctied like a dumb fucking puppy playing with a woman’s dirty panties after period spillage motherfucker…

Or are you a glass half empty, negative thinking, catastrophic thinking, everything sucks, we’re all going to die, what’s the point of anything motherfucker…..

Because to some, a thong not covering the asshole may be offensive, a sign of a flaw, a fail on the part of the thong….But to others, I CAN SEE YOUR ASSHOLE AN THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME…You know, since we love asshole…..even if they are shitty assholes…

I think it’s safe to say….we’re all on the same team with this one….

TEAM ASSHOLE.

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2023

09

Mar

Sophie Mudd Lingeire Ass of the Day

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I am not a titty obsessed pervert, I am a more well rounded pervert, who like the rest of the world, appreciates titty….we are wired that way as babies for survival, so next time a bitch says “My eyes are up here” you be sure to put her in her fucking place and let her know how you feel about her ANTI HUMAN statement, totally disrespecting the way you are ACTUALLY wired which is even more annoying, because you know in this inclusivity era, they accept other people and their crazy ideas, from gender dysmorphia to sexuality as fact…but they don’t like perverts looking at their tits so they try to discount actual physiological FACT.

The point of the story is girls with tits know their tits are awesome, good for business, and even when they tell you “my eyes are up here”, they’re just being cheeky, or they are genuinely creeped out by you since you’re not their target market who can offer them that good life they want because you smell like old dusty stale semen and feces.

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2023

09

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I just did a post about Sydney Sweeney’s tits, how they try to package her as more than just tits, how they try to shame us for reducing her to being just tits, like there’s something bad about having awesome tits, or being paid or liked or succeeding because of said tits….as if tits don’t run the world, which we all know they do, but they are trying to make us pretend that they don’t….

Which is why these titty drops are so important, to focus on the tit, to let the titties shine the way we want them to…because TITS.

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2023

09

Mar

Sydney Sweeney Slutty Lingerie of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney’s in a lingerie shoot for a bikini brand that I guess is doing lingerie now. I posted some of the pictures the other day because they are awesome thanks to Sydney Sweeney having some rockin’ tits…

They say you can’t reduce a girl to her tits, or refer to her as a host body for her tits, like they did with Pam Anderson before she looked like some kind of mutant fetal farm animal, all covered in afterbirth with its bloated face…

But the truth is, you can totally reduce a girl to her tits, especially when they are famous and rich thanks to their tits, because I understand how internet marketing works, I also followed Sweeney EARLY on when she had under 100k followers and no one gave a fuck about her, only to hit big with Euphoria…BECAUSE OF THE TITS….

People love tits, what’s the harm in stating the obvious…it makes them all so mad, “She’s a talent” barely, maybe because of the tits, but her acting is average at best…”she’s a business lady with a production company that has book rights and is making movies”….ok, with money she made from her tits.

I just think people need to take more of a stripper approach to life, successes and accomplishments….the stripper knows the condos they own are from lap dances and tits…and they don’t really try to pretend it’s not….a more honest approach to life, isn’t it.

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2023

09

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Here are some tanlines to celebrate my International Women’s Day hangover….

Because like you, I take international women’s day very seriously, far more seriously than everyone else, since I have devoted the last 18 or 19 years of my fucking life to daily updating women, their tits, and hyping them up, even when they are flawed, imperfect, garbage human beings, with a commitment and willingness to let each and everyone of them suck my dick.

I like to think I am a leader and innovator in the Women’s Movement, at least in the internet version of said Women’s Movement, since I was early to have a website, right before the internet became REAL mainstream, not that anyone cares, not that I get invited to Women Events, or Conferences, or seminars where I discuss how I’d let them all suck my dick, but if I did, I’d have a great presentation on the subject, thanks to all these years of experience in the field….

The point of the story is that I did not fuck a trans who cut his dick off to call himself a woman or to enter the women’s changing room last night…and when other people celebrate trans as women, despite science and facts…..I celebrate tits….or tanlines…or TITS and TANLINEs….or really any body part on a woman….since I’d be more than willing to drop a wad that’s more of a dusty sprinkle…I’m old, it happens..

Here are tanline reveals on women….for men…for International Women’s Day hangover…

BEACH BEACH BITCHES!

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2023

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if I’ll ever have anything important, meaningful, relevant, funny, insightful, inspiring to say…

You know, something someone digs up on WAYBACKMACHINE many years after I am dead and the site goes offline…

You know some brilliant prose, that will be quoted for generations to come….you know my legacy…

Then I remember, fuck naw, that’s not what this is about, what I need or want….I got nothing to say…..save that for the nerds, the try hards, the losers who went to school to be “Writers”….

I just want to fuck bitches, or stare at bitches I want to fuck….

Irrelevance and forever forgotten is WHAT I seek….

Purpose, meaning, impact, a voice….FUCK THAT…

Unless my voice is “SIT ON THIS DICK, YES THAT IS A DICK, FIND, SIT ON MY FACE INSTEAD”….at some street hooker, a dying artform that I’d like to see come back because it involves some stamina, some drive, some effort….unlike new generation LAZY whoredom….

Or if my voice is stepLINKS….Here are some stepLINKS…CLICK THEM….it’s my calling and yours….dear FOLLOWER I know isn’t there.

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Hailee Steinfeld on Vacation
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Rita Ora Tries Golf
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Caroline Vreeland Brings the Nude Pregnant Momma Shoot for Women’s Day
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Olivia Jade Bikinis
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Noah Cyrus Pokies
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Rhian Sugden in Lingerie
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Balcony Booty
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10 Favorite Villains
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Ukrainian Tennis Babe Wins with some Bikini Pics
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Maitland Ward for Valentines Day in Lingerie
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Ireland Baldwin Celebrates her Baby Bump
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Tiger Woods’ Ex Wants her NDA Cancelled
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Angry Elephant Offered Food
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Man Built a Secret Home Inside a Mall
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Cats in a Cat Cafe React to Earthquake
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Big Rig Road Race
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Hockey Player Throws Bottle at the Ref
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Daredevil Motorcycle Riding
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Diver Escapes Croc
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Cop Discovers Woman’s Brain Tumor
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Confronted by a DoorDash Employee over a Tip
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New Movie About Homelessness Starring Billy Baldwin!
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Ben and Jen’s 64 Million Dollar Love Shack
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From the Forum

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Sydney Sweeney in a Bikini
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Chrissy Miller Weird Face
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Madelaine Petsch Posing
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Keira Knightley in a Photoshoot
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Tallia Storm in a Big Cleavage Dress
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Fishnet Dildo Time
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Instagram Babe of the Day
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VAGINA SHOW
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In Store Flasher
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Solo Masturbating
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Fucking the Pelvis Sex Toy
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LEMON FLAVORED ANIME PUSSY
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Big Tits Dildo
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Gogo Fuckme Drops Yellow Dress
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Short Removal
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Tits Out for the dildo ride
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Titty Tuesday
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Pussy Grind Time
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Naked Georgina
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Reddit Girls Unite
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25 People Having a Shit Day
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Gripping Pusys
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Kira Clark Naked Big Tits
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Hot Amateur
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Mirror Selfie
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Fucked in a Hotel
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6 Public Acts That Make You a Whore
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2023

08

Mar

Bella Hadid Almost Upskirt of the Day

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The saddest thing about the Bella Hadid near upskirt is that she’s tucked her balls up into her ass…assuming she’s got a dick, which I do.

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2023

08

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit bitches…

I see these reports that fitness correlates to racism, to misogyny, to all these other terrible things…

It’s almost like they want you all to be weak, fat, lazy, sloth, chronically ill, disgusting, medicated, passive, hormonally fucked up….jacked up on fast food, chemicals in the food, sugar….

It’s almost like they don’t want you to live your best life, be your strongest, fittest, most confident, accomplished, healthy version…

It’s almost as if the system is designed to keep you down, to hate yourself, because those motherfuckers hate you, or just don’t really give a fuck about you, that’s why they brainwash you, tempt you, distract you, fuck with you….

They can’t let you catch on and move in on their own wins….

Point of the story, fit bitches, defy the odds, are fighting the system, with their MISOGYNY and white supremacy….or at least with their fit tits.

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2023

08

Mar

Alyssa Milano Nude in the Tub of the Day

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Memories of the time Alyssa Milano blocked me on twitter before she went totally fucking woke and annoying in her entitled celebrity who is a totally delusion idiot who lives a life of hypocrisy as they live their lies that they believe…you know all part of the entitled celebrity who can’t just shut the fuck up…because some asshole she sucked off as a teen gave her that first TV job at a young age…so she thinks she matters, her opinion matters, her voice matters and to offset being a shitty fucking person, she tries to do what she thinks is good, by spreading messages of what she thinks is doing good, from her rich person castle that I am sure smells like old pussy…

She blocked me because I made fun of her hairy arms, I am petty in my cyber bullying….but here she is naked in the bath, the weirdest thing to snap a picture of for social media, like what’s the purpose, what’s the point, isn’t she 50….is this how baths are supposed to unfold, I get it if you’re a whore on onlyfans, but when you’re Tony Danza’s daughter from a 90s hit show turned social media annoying pig, I guess you post that kind of pervert shit too..

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