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2014

10

Dec

Amanda Seyfried in the Most Boring Music Video Ever of the Day

I have always thought that Amanda Seyfried is one of the hottest actresses in the business. She’s skinny, blonde, and has big tits…that she’s willing to show off in some of the movies she does…

But she’s so fucking boring…it’s like a waste of a potentially hot pussy…

But what’s a bigger waste of a potentially hot pussy is Justin Long…inside said pussy…because they are dating…

I assume he took Apple stocks when he did their ad campaign and is now a billionaire from it…or maybe he has a massive penis girls get addicted to…or maybe, just maybe, Amanda Seyfried sucks, has no idea what’s up…despite the potential her exterior has…because it’s the insides that count…especially when they are dripping down her leg..

That said, here she is in a Music video I didn’t watch.

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2014

10

Dec

Pregnant and Naked Nicole Trunfio for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Nicole Trunfio is kind of amazing.

She’s some Australian trash, because everyone from Australia is trash, who moved to America to model and who never really made much more than a few topless photoshoots…taht were great because her tits are great…

She was a Sports Illustrated of Victoria’s Secret model who never was….but she positioned herself to get noticed enough to get work back home…

And now she’s knocked up with an American Black baby…with some rockstar…and the whole thing is tolerable because she still poses naked…even when ready to drop…a look I only get down with if I just meet the girl and know it is not mine, because I know if I fuck her, there’s little risk of AIDS, or another pregnancy…which works for me..

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio

2014

10

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in GIFS of the Day

I don’t hate a lot of things…ok maybe I hate everything..but I generally don’t get angry about things….ok maybe I get angry about everything…because I constantly have to ask myself whether I am an alien or not, because I can’t be the same species as all these idiots…

I mean we all had the same schooling. We all live in the same planet, watched the same movies, ate the same fast food, drank the same brand of booze…

How can we be so different…how can millions of white trash Christians in their trailer parks who believe that jesus put them there, as their son steals their TV every two months for more crack…watch and get excited by an informercial selling mall panties..

I get it…tall half naked chicks…right…

But I just see primetime QVC…

Here are a bunch of GIFs from the event…that I refused to watch because I was eating a stranger’s pussy.

Posted in:VS

2014

10

Dec

Disabled Brazilian Babe and Other Videos of the Day

Fire Breathing Trick Goes Wrong on TV

Super Mario Has a Subway Fight

Idiots and their Cars

Cop Catches a Girl Stealing – Decides to Buy Her What She Was Stealing

Barber Massage

The Bitch Slapping Fugitive

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I assume at least one of you watched the Victoria’s Secret pre-recorded infomercial last night, instead of just watching porn or going to the strippers like a normal person…

I was too busy getting drunk, eating burgers, then having sex 4 out of the last 10 hours…to bother with nonsense…

Here are some morning links…

20 People WHo Like the Cold Too Much
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Art Basel Protestors Getting Arrested is Amazing
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Dog VS Leaf Blower
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Dan Bilzarian is Arrested for Making His Own Explosives
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Kim Kardashian on Pregnancy Weight…
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Girls in Bikinis
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Insane Ski Line
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The Neighborhood in California Synced to Mariah Carey
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Jessica Hart in a Painted On Bikini
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See Through Bikini of the Day
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Avril Lavigne is Probably Dying
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The Youtube Year in Review
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Kids Losing their Shit on Xmas
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

There is something magical about being in on the same plane as 2 pornstars and their porn manager….but there is something even more amazing about a taxi driver who recently moved to America and calls black people “ni**er” people…because I guess he was misinformed and I wasn’t about to be the one to teach him…..right…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Julia Roberts Whoring for Givenchy
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13 Awkward People
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Charlotte McKinney Being a Whore
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Girls TUgging On Clothes
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No Name Slut in a Bikini
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Sam Jackson Lost it on Twitter
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Slut in a Slut Bathing Suit of the Day
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Joe Biden Internet Meme
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Olivia WIlde is a Mom in a Bikini
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Elsa ROse is Amazing
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Victoria’s Secret Girls Lip Sync to Taylor Swift
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Girls Showing CLeavage
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Miranda Kerr is a Hooker
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Bad Lip Syncing of Catching Fire
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Crazy
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Top 10 Seinfeld Quotes
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Ariana Grande Slutting Out for Disney
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Vanessa Hudgens Shopping
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16 Surprises on Receipts
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Princess of the Day…
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Lea Michele in Leggings
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Kate Moss at an Event
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Snowwoman Walking her Dog – Weirdness
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Alyssa Milano is a Fucking Tank
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Whitney Port Looks Good
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Jennifer Lawrence is Boring as Fuck in Marie Clarie
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Beth Behrs is a Monster
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Kate Bock is Amazing in Maxim
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So Many Kate Hudson Bikini Pics
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Ashley Benson in West Hollywood
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Barbara Palvin Face
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13 Unintentional Sexy THings…
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Cuba Gooding JR is Playing OJ
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Lauren Stoner Bikini
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12 Store Displays that Nailed It
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Emily Blunt Showing Stomach
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Allergic Reaction Face
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GET CONDOMS DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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Panty Masturbation
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Butt Plug of the Day
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Some Christmas Slut
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Follow The Finger
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Boobs and 80s Music
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Teresa Moore Bikini Nipples
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Rita Ora On Stage Upskirt
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Hot Nipples for GQ
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Zoe Saldana Naked in a Magazine
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

09

Dec

Emily Ratajkowski in a Sheer Dress of the Day

I hate that I’ve been manipulated by Emily Ratajkowski into thinking she’s amazing…all she had to do was shake my hand…look me in the eyes…smile and not be a cunt…it’s like all these other models I’ve met have their guards up, are assholes or high maintenance bitches…but these amazing tits, probably fake…is actually sweet, she just has a good scam going that I am not sure she even knows is a scam…but that is just her rollin’ with everything coming her way because the internet loves her….maybe because of the see through pics…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

09

Dec

PantyByPost Presents Top 10 Instagram Booty Pics of the Day

My friends at PANTYBYPOST.COM run a cool little business that you should probably give to girls you stalk, love, fuck, or get coffee from every morning, provided you know their address….it is mail order panties, kind of like mail order brides, something I assume your lonely ass has researched aggressively, only more like a subscription model…to a magazine, or to a Jelly of the Month club, or to whatever the fuck innovated this “Get it at your door every month”….and as someone with a panty fetish…who loves girls in a fresh pair…and who is all about destroying a pair every chance I get…it makes sense to me to get on board…

What also makes sense to me….these top 10 instagram pics brought to you by PANTYBYPOST.COM …because hot ass in panties is awesome so show your support and SIGN-UP

Posted in:Feature

2014

09

Dec

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is my favorite…not because she dates bald asshole rich actors in great shape…to trick bald guys into thinking they have a chance…which they don’t….

I just like that she’s got this classic look, maybe even a little snobby look, like she wouldn’t give me the time of day, even if I was her client on a job, because she’s above that…I’m into girls who hate me…

I also like that she gets naked when she doesn’t have to…

I don’t like that Harper’s Bazaar Neglected that skill of hers…

Assholes.

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

2014

09

Dec

Tegan Desmond for Novembre Magazine of the Day

Her name is Tegan Desmond…which is a total fucking porn name…but is apparently an Australian model who gets topless name…which is actually porn to me…so it all makes sense my probably autistic mind….

You see Australians are all kind of on a porn kick. They get drunk, they scream at you with their trashy accents, they sound like some kind of pirate criminals trying to steal….but they are hot as fuck, at least until they turn 30, which is when the sun damage rapes their face, which is a year after I wish they raped my face…beach life baby…

Either way, here are her tits, by Nicolas Coulomb for some magazine..

Posted in:Tegan Desmond