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2014

02

Dec

Stella Maxwell Racy for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Today is the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. I don’t think it is airing on TV live, that would actually make them interesting, you know because we’d know there would be potential for nipple and vagina slips, instead of the edited smut they put together to sell product and get Victoria’s Secret in the mind of the nation thanks to national broadcasting…

I don’t really like celebrating evil corporations – and their total misuse of immigrant models who are willing to do anything for the opportunity, but that they just use the same catalog way time after time…

But I do like whatever they are doing with Stella Maxwell, their new hipster model star, for their new division, that seems to be a little more competitive…finally getting with the fucking times of topless panty shoots…that girls are doing on Instagram for no reason already…and it’s good…

If that’s not enough Victoria’s Secret fashion show coverage for now….they haven’t released the pics…Here’s Candice Swanepoel in Jeans…

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TO see all the models in jeans at the store opening to celebrate the Infomerical happening tonight – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2014

02

Dec

Madonna is Scary and Amazing of the Day

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These Madonna nude pics for Interview magazine came out yesterday and I was a little slow on the draw, not because I didn’t see them, or didn’t think they deserved being mocked for the sheer fact that she’s 100 fucking years old…I mean literally 100 fucking years old…and she looks it…in some weathered, Courtney Love on a binge kind of way….all leathery, scary and weird…but I was too busy masturbating to them…because for some weird reason, a reason called Madonna…I find them pretty fucking hot…maybe it is up on the whole “I’ve seen too many hot girls in my life, throw some used up shit at me, it’s better than falling into the Tranny porn movement”…or maybe it is the Tranny porn movement, considering she stopped getting her period over a decade ago…and may or may not have more testosterone than me, which isn’t saying much….but I am all about this….it’s probably just my love for never being too old to try to be hot, sexy and young…even when you clearly are…and the worst thing in all this…is I’d totally let her smother me with her well travelled, callused labia…but I am a sick man.

Posted in:Madonna

2014

02

Dec

Taylor Swift’s Aspiring Model Legs of the Day

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Taylor Swift may be the fucking worst, at least based on knowing the lyrics to her song without actively listening to her songs alone…but she’s also this girl who is so well marketed, that she can do no wrong, even when she has 12 boyfriends a month, we can assume she has sex with, before going lesbians and collecting Victoria’s Secret models by letting them move in with her, who comply because gold digging doesn’t just work on rich old men…just ask Ellen…

That said, in the past year of being “friends” with a Victoria’s Secret model, I guess she’s realized she’s achieved so much based on her bank account alone, that another hit album is fine, but easy, she just pulled it off again a week ago, but the one thing she hasn’t even been is an official model…she’s tall enough, has the legs…in fact has amazing legs that redeem all the weird awkwardness about her…but like every girl…what she really wants is to just be a Victoria’s Secret model, which is probably why she’ll be in Lingerie tonight for their infomerical filming while she sings her love songs to the girls she either fucks, or wants to fuck…but that we’ll never know about…because they have to work a PR spin on it…either way…legs…good…

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Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

02

Dec

Lindsay Lohan Spreads her Legs of the Day

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A photo posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Nov 11, 2014 at 3:59pm PST

Here is a picture that Lindsay Lohan posted to instagram, that we can all assume is a statement she is making to her fans…that every once in a while you just need to spread your legs, whether it is for money, for work, for fun, or to fill the void in your soul that comes from your parents selling you off at a young age, robbing you of your youth for their personal goals and dreams, pretty much turning you into an attention craving, empty girl that needs filling…like a donut with no jelly-fill…or a taco without meat…but instead a taco with meat that is probably rancid, so we have to thank her for wearing pants…even though I’d rather she wasn’t…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

02

Dec

Nude Models by Maciek Kobielski of the Day

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The photographer is Maciek Kobielski …

The models are:

Anais Pouliot, Hanne Gaby Odiele, Kel Markey, Marie Piovesan and Ros Georgiou

The overall concept is naked, the vibe is naked, the bush is visible, and for someone who loves bush and hates Jersey Shore and the Kardashians for making girls think that bush is a bad thing, even though it requires more work to maintain than a wax, and even though it hides things you want to hide, all while being decorative, like a lawn ornament…this is amazing…

I am glad the bush is back in town…and I am also glad that these models are naked.

Posted in:Models

2014

02

Dec

Lily Aldridge is Day 2 of Love Magazine’s Advent Calendar of the DAy

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Christmas is happening, right before our very eyes, like clockwork….and LOVE MAGAZINE does an advent calendar to celebrate that…I guess because they are Christian, or clever enough to realize that if they recruit all the hottest models to participate in something like Christmas, the most wonderful time of the year, in panties and dancing….like Day 2’s Lily Aldridge of being married to a rockstar fame that turned into Victoria’s Secret fame….in what I like to think is her best work, because I believe in the Christmas miracle, and the Christmas spirt, even when it is shat on by corporations, and the spirit is designed to sell merchandise to close out the year in strong sales numbers….because I know that with the holidays comes sad and lonely people looking for love I can take advantage of….here’s Day 2…

Posted in:Xmas

2014

02

Dec

Hipsters Flash Their Tits in Bikinis By the Pool of the Day

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I always like to say that Australian girls are sluts. Even the hottest of Australians girls is liberal when it comes to getting drunk and fucking people for fun. I always just assume it comes from their reckless criminal in exile roots, you know a people built on social misfits, or maybe they just realize that getting drunk and fucking is the best thing in the fucking world, because I have only met hot Australian girls…and those hot Australian girls have always been drunk…trying to fuck…everyone but me…because I guess no one is really that broken…unless I am paying them…but this isn’t about me, it’s about DAVID HAUSERMAN and his awesome Australian model shoot.

Posted in:Fashion Porn

2014

02

Dec

Kristin Cavallari Stays Fit of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is a useless person, from a useless reality show, that I am sure most people never think of and that never mattered, even though for a period of time, it is all that mattered and everyone was obsessed with it, giving these girls who don’t matter a sense of purpose, ego and obnoxiousness, that would make even the biggest fan of the show hate them as people, forcing them to fade off into the abyss if obscurity, where all other useless people eventually end up when people realize they suck…

At least her worthless until figuring out their niche…like this Kristin Cavallari is out showing us that she is good for something…and that’s post pregnancy body – proving to all the fat moms that they don’t need to be fat moms…we’re onto your lie…

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari

2014

02

Dec

Creepy for Creepstreet of the Day

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Our good friend at Creepstreet , who we normally have stepGIRL battles wit, sent us this recent shoot he did with a model…posing her ass to a skull light…because he’s creepy…and skulls are creepy….but hot asses in thongs aren’t…unless they are locked in a cage in your basement, which kinda makes you the creepy one and not the ass, not that we endorse that kind of behavior, we just know you do, because it’s the only way you get laid…

Here are the pics from his shoot…exclusive…