2014
02
Dec
No means no…except in my basement…
Here are some morning links….
Lil Wayne’s Daughter Got a Ridiculous Car for her Birthday
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Netflix Announces Season 3 of House of Cards
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16 Winter Proof Bunkers
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The Muppets do Hip Hop Hooray
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Anus Zanotti Does Yoga
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Hot Star Wars Fans – They are Crazy
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Slutty Girl in a Bikini Eating Hot Dogs
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Maitland Ward is Desperate
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10 Awesome Smoke Tricks
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Car Selfies…Everywhere
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
02
Dec
I’ve been drinking the last 12 hours, it is how I celebrate Thanksgiving being over, holiday cheer polluting my life, and fingering girls in my car…after meeting them in stripclubs….because I’m charming…
But I haven’t been drinking too much to remember…post them fucking links…
Here are the links…
Nina Agdal Takes a Beer Load on her Face for Attention
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16 People Who Don’t Give a Fuck About the Cold
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Girls in Bed…
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Mickey Rourke’s Boxing Match is Funny
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Jean Claude Van Damme in a New Movie
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Topless Swedish Babe
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Abigail Ratchford is Perfectly Trashy and by Trashy I Mean Busty
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60 Images You Will Look Twice At
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All the Victoria’s Secret Models in One Room
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Alexandra Daddario’s in GQ
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Naked French Actress
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Victoria Beckham for AIDS
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Julia Pereira Tiny Bikini
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Ana Braga’s Got Tits
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Rihanna is Braless in NYC
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Scary Spice Has Huge Tits
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19 People Happy to Have a Cast
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SLUT OF THE DAY
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Victoria Justice is Boring in Cosmo
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Chrissy Teigen Sloppy Tits
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The Hottest ZOE KRAVITZ PHOTOS
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Jennifer Lopez in Harper’s Bazaar
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Artist Turns Dolls into Celebs
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The Best Football GIFs from Thanksgiving
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Bai Ling Boob Slip
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Abigail Ratchford is so Classy
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Breakdancing Champion of the World
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Girls in SPorts Bras
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Bai Ling Showing Off her Boobs
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Madonna’s Nipples
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18 GIFs of Sports Fans Dancing
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Scary Spice was a Lesbian
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Close Up Masturbation
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Great Tits on Cam
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Body Show
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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Daisy Lowe Throwback Big tits
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Lisa Ann Loses Swimsuit
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Corncob Dildo
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Hot Czech Tits
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Tickle Dominatrix
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Sluts Showing Their Asses
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Some Pageant girl is now a Titty Model
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Amazing Cam Girls Better than Love – The Perfect Relationship
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
01
Dec
The Love Magazine Advent Calendar that comes out every year HERE has officially started….and their first instalment was Miranda Kerr, who I guess they were giving a gift to, by putting her in something that at this point is relevant, that stars all the hottest models, and despite being old, useless, over and done and no longer part of an evil empire thanks to bad behavior, Miranda Kerr’s been given this olive branch, you know to make her feel like she’s still got it, still matters, and I like to think it’s all because of her breast implants…either way…it’s the Christmas Season…get ready for lonely girls looking for sex because they have no family…I know I am….they won’t look like Miranda Kerr, but they may have vaginas and that is usually all it takes to be good enough..right…
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2014
01
Dec
Jessica Alba has what I call a mock marriage, even though two kids came out of it, and at one point she was all about her dude, to the level in which she trapped him with her uterus, something that worked out for him, at least business-wise, because he’s managed to help her brand herself, and even set up this massive empire she has called HONEST, which as you know, when someone goes out of their way to tell you it is Honest, it is usually a fucking lie…but in this case, it is a lie that will make her a billion dollars, which is a lie that created the American dream, and is a lie that she works on daily, when not in bikinis in other countries, on vacation from all the stress of being a figure head to a lie….not that I care…I think Jessica Alba is boring, but the rest of the world doesn’t, and I get it, I mean she’s still got a rockin’ body, which is more than I can say for most Mexicans…
Here she is working out….
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2014
01
Dec
Chelsea Handler has been flashing her ass and tits and all that other good stuff on social media…because she’s terribly desperate now that her show has been cancelled and she doesn’t know what to do with herself…because they changed execs and studio heads from the guys she used to fuck, to guys who want nothing to do with her old, weathered ass, so she’s doing it in a public forum, pretending there’s a reason for it, and luckily not too old for me to look, not that they are ever too old for me to look, even if sometimes they should be too old for me to look….like in this Chelsea Handler situation, but desperation turns me on…more than anything this slag has ever done…making it a good look to me..
Posted in:Chelsea Handler
2014
01
Dec
Barbara Palvin is a big Hungarian girl….brought up from communist regime, where the weak either died off or were killed off, thanks to rationed food and no patience for bullshit, leaving only the strong genetics…that are now either cam girls or models…and I guess Barbara Palvin snuck her way into Victoria’s Secret at 18, because Victoria’s Secret are creepy fucking perverts, and they like them young, especially when they are foreign and need work permits…who I’ve heard they used to protect Miranda Kerr’s name, and really the Victoria’s Secret name, from when she banged Bieber…because it made more sense for the new girl, who was Bieber’s age to fuck Bieber and not the old weathered mom who is married to the guy from Pirates, to fuck Beiber, even though the world is full of sluts of both gender, especially at this level, because well…people like to fuck…
All this to say, here she is in Officiel, and she’s looking pretty fun…
Posted in:Barbara Palvin
2014
01
Dec
Kendall Jenner did some Parody for some magazine based on Mean Girls, a movie I never saw, but that I assume either killed Lindsay Lohan, or reminds the world that Lindsay Lohan still exists, despite being killed off in society and is no longer relevant….being replaced by the likes of Kendall Jenner, who are basically social media whores, famous for being on a show as the sister of the girl who only has a show because they spun her sex tape into reality tv, and in America, if you are on TV you matter…and in Kendall’s case, she matters so much that she’s booking Victoria’s Secret:
She’s the face of a make-up brand…and she is in a Love Magazine Christmas Pic
Because everyone wants to work with the people who have the most followers…and not the most talent or business being models or whatever the fuck Kendall Jenner, new age bullshit is…and I don’t care, I mean breed girls to be whores, it helps make the world go round….we need whores to get by…at least I do….
Posted in:Kendall Jenner
2014
01
Dec
Emily Ratajkowski is one of my best friends. I mean we used to message each other on facebook sweet nothings about how her tits and lips are real, which I don’t really believe for a second, since I’ve heard stories from people who either know her, or who have plowed through her on her journey to fucking Ben Afleck to get into the Gone Girl Movie…a pivotal moment in her life…
I even have a pet name for her, RAT COW, but only because of her birdlike face and horrible personality…that comes with a quest to climb her way to the top….as a too short to model, who made it as a model, because the internet likes tits..and here she is in lingerie, doing a throwback to her tits, that made her become a hit…fascinating…
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski
2014
01
Dec
Her name is Sarah Hyland. She was stalked and beaten by her boyfriend..which I guess means someone really likes her, increasing her value on the market, because if if she’s good enough for someone to stalk and beat her, she must be pretty good…..probably even too good….which isn’t saying much to you, seeing as a pile of dog shit is too good for you, but I guess that means she’s good enough for you to want to have sex with, even though it is a little weird, considering she’s in her 20s and looks 10…but a mature 10…with a set of tits…that she’s showing off on social media in a bikini…like a good social media whore…
Posted in:Sarah Hyland
2014
01
Dec
Jessica Hart is some model who I think did Victoria’s Secret for 4 minutes, before getting on the model billionaire program, which is what all the clever models do, knowing that the billionaires are weirdos, possibly gay and need a model to show off to their friends to feel like they’ve officially made it or have it going on or whatever, even though they probably never see each other or fuck each other, it’s just some hooker shit that pays better than being a model…and that allows them the hope of marriage and babies, because billionaires don’t ever marry non-models…
That said, she’s Australian, and thus trash to begin with, so it is no surprised to her countrymen and here she is in Porter Magazine…fascinating.
Posted in:Jessica Hart
