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Britney Spears in a Creepy Dance Video of the Day
Britney Spears in a Creepy Dance Video of the Day
Dani Torres is the Instagram Of The Day
Dani Torres is the Instagram Of The Day
Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day
Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day
Salma Hayek’s Old Lady Bikini of the Day
Salma Hayek’s Old Lady Bikini of the Day
Olivia Rodrigo is a Tennis Whore of the Day
Olivia Rodrigo is a Tennis Whore of the Day

2014

26

Nov

Gigi Hadid for Rolling Stone of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is a massive supermodel now that her father has used some of his billions of dollars and some of his billionaire friends….to hook up his little baby that feeds his ego……He is already a reality TV whore with his wife…making me think they wish they were the Kardashians, and I guess this is their mechanism to whore out their daughter….to have the same level of fame as their other rich LA neighbors…it’s a little classier…but it’s a vapid waste of resources that could easily be applied to something that changes the world…but I guess in ways topless in Rolling Stone changes lives…I just don’t know what those ways are…

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2014

26

Nov

Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift Have Horrible Parties of the Day

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This was what happened when Lena and I found out that there is a rap song called 'Lena Dunham'. @lenadunham

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

There is no rhyme or reason to celebrities, or how the operate, or how their secret, obnoxious, society works. I just think they are all a bunch of suck up idiots who hang out with each other, feed each others egos, and validate each other by hanging out together, while probably secretly hating each other, talking shit about each other, because ultimately, they are egos of their own, and in being egos of their own, they are conditioned to only love themselves…which in Lena Dunham’s case is too bad, because I’d rather see her kill herself instead…you know since she’s a fucking monster…

If you’re not into that, here is some Taylor Swift performing on the VOICE since she hasn’t polluted your life enough yet…

Taylor Swift – Blank Space live on The Voice from Oscar Cheah on Vimeo.

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2014

26

Nov

Miranda Kerr Poses With Herself for Glamour Spain of the Day

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Miranda Kerr is some home-wrecker, ex-Victoria’s Model who once was with a famous actor making babies, because it was marketable, but boring, so she then fucked Bieber, and got fired from Victoria’s Secret, who has since been forced to figure out this cold scary world all alone, if you consider dating billionaire boyfriends who probably pay her lots of money, thanks to having some level of success, fame, money and child support, of her own, making her essentially a prostitute….I think she’ll be ok…at least looking at her ass in Glamour Spain…

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2014

26

Nov

Topless Girl on Skype on Live TV of the Day

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I didn’t bother googling this to see what it was all about, but it seems like it some Who Wants to Be a Millionaire style show, where you call a friend, skyped into a girl to talk about whatever it is, and her roommate, mom or sister was in the background walking around topless, in what could have been a staged prank, and what probably was a staged prank, but it got on TV, and is amazing…at least that’s what I think, because I am all about the troll..

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2014

26

Nov

Outtakes from Fetishism Manifesto of the Day

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My friends do this quarterly skin magazine project called Fetishism Manifesto, that is put out by their company IMPERIAL PUBLISHING , that features pages upon pages of amazing models, shot with a throwback to pin-up, and early pornography that was softcore, but highly stylized and even romantic and sexy, giving you the ability to really get off to it on a fantasy level, rather than throat fuck porn…that is all the rage now for you mindless idiots who just need graphic shit that is in your face…and I find all the do fucking amazing…

So here are some pics…from the latest issue….because it’s nice to see quality photos happen in this instagram era of hell…

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2014

26

Nov

Chinese Girls Dance of the Day

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I don’t know what this Chinese Girls Dance video is, but I know that I liked it, because Asia is fucking weird, and amazing, and the future and Asian girls can be fucking hot, since they aren’t fat, except the ones that eat too much McDonalds, and I want to eat their little egg rolls whenever I try to seduce them and fail because they are actually alien robots sent to steal manufacturing from AMERICA in order to become the world leader and richest country….that I can’t relate to….but thanks to communism controlling the masses the creepy drone takeover will happen…and I hope these two are the ones who kill me.

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2014

26

Nov

Ashley GREENE on the Beach of the Day

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I know at least three people who have met Ashley Greene in various capacities and they all say she’s the fucking worst. I mean I’ve always thought she was overrated Florida trash that just positioned herself properly and got herself into the right shows with the right boyfrineds, making her enough money to no longer be Florida Trash, but to remain trash….so I never really gave a fuck about her, or even thought she was hot…but according to the people I know, she thinks she’s fucking hot, and she’s a bitch about it, to pretty much everyone, and apparently…she was never a virgin when she pretended to be when dating the Jonas Brother…something I was amazed people fell for, when you could see in her eyes that she probably lost her virginity at the trailer park to a relative…

All this to say, she’s on the beach grabbing some dudes ass…and not in a bikini…because she looks dumpy and I guess realizes that bikinis aren’t good on your fat days…when you have an image of sexy to bullshit the world with. Not that anyone actually cares.

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2014

26

Nov

Lady Gaga Gets Her Ass Sniffed for Ferguson in Paris of the Day

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My one Lady Gaga story is actually a lot like these pictures of her in some club in France, wearing a thong and panties….

It was back when she was using Perez Hilton to get famous, and it was right before she fully broke into the mainstream, but she was still famous enough to roll into clubs with her own security…where they sanctioned off a booth for her…and where my drunk as fuck ass moved in and kept grabbing her thong and fishnet ass…which at the time was still thick as fuck, but firm and amazing, despite possibly being pre-op and very near to testicles…she didn’t feel anything, so I kept going, and I guess I was close to fingering her asshole, and I guess 5 years hasn’t really changed her much…except now she’s on the collapse of her empire, not building the foundation of the empire, like when I grabbed her ass…

I’ve told this story before, but I don’t leave my house much, so deal with it.Here she is ridiculous…just because….

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2014

26

Nov

Thania Peck’s BTS from a Swimsuit Shoot of the DAy

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Her name is Thania Peck. She runs a fashion site called CATCHERINTHESTYLE…I have done at least one exclusive post on her where she was topless enough







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2014

26

Nov

Sophia Bush Braless of the Day

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Sophia Bush was one of those actresses in the early 2000s that all the virgin losers loved. She was on one of those Dawson Greek type shows, where the dialog was painful to listen to, and that any straight man who actually got laid couldn’t actually watch, where she played the Katie Holmes of that show and these idiots, who weren’t getting laid, just fell for her…getting her a couple of movie gigs…that fizzled out…and now she’s walking around with a hard nipple and no bra…because ultimately…bra’s are useless, and girls who wear bras are just oppressing themselves, constricting themselves, imprisoning themselves in the shackles brought on by the Church’s influence in our society….to sexualize and repress the tit….

And I guess what it comes down to is that I’d rather see her old lady bush…not that she has a bush…no one does…even though her name would make you think she does…

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