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2014

26

Nov

Irina Shayk’s Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

I’ve always joked around about Irina Shayk being a hooker, who was hired to beard some famous soccer player, because he couldn’t be Gay in Europe, they hate that shit…it would ruin him, so hire a babe to divert attention and pay her in fame, fortune and the modeling career she always wanted, I mean being a huge star soccer player getting her into Sports Illustrated is easy, it takes one call to his sports agent who probably reps hundreds of people Sports Illustrated works with, not to mention she’s hot enough to be doing it, so why the fuck not…

But maybe, her career happened out of pure love…and romance…either way, here are shitty bikini pics from a catalog that are as boring as bikini pics of a hot model can be.

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2014

26

Nov

April Love Geary is Robin Thicke’s New Girl of th Day

In LA, the sexual predators aren’t always the TV and Film and Music execs who everyone likes to target. I mean sure, they are all fucking creepers, they make a lot of money, they have their assistants do all their work, they are always on lunch meetings…but they are constantly being seduced by young, hot, girls who moved to LA to get famous, and who want to get famous, and who will do anything to get famous, or to associate with fame, or to get into that lifestyle to sit by the pool all day…

So “model” who I assume is an instagram model April Love Geary, has seduced, or been seduced by Robin Thicke, because that’s just how LA works.

She’s 19, she has sex with him, probably wants his baby, or at least leverage his name to get into the tabloids…I mean how else do you stand out from teh other instagram models..

Here are a bunch of her pics.

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

26

Nov

Homeless People in the Bank in Russia and Other Videos of the Day

Salsa Music Fight…

Moving a Car with a Forklift…

Mexican Cheerleading

Passengers Help Give Plane a Kick Start

Dude VS Horse…

Car VS Protestors who Loot Hair Weaves to Celebrate Racism

How To Climb a Tree Like a Boss

Criminal of the Day

Posted in:Video

2014

26

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I have a panty fetish, that’s why I sign up all the girls I sext to PANTYBYPOST ….mainly because the girls I talk to have some seriously janky panties, and it makes sexting them for panty pics pretty fucking gross, like the one girl who constantly replies to my requests to slide her panties to the left, with a picture of a shit stain on those panties…trolls are bad, but trolls I want to fuck are way worse…

Girls in Beanies…
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Some Topless Ho
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First Game of Thrones Teaser is Here
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That’s Not K-Fed’s Dick on the Interent
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31 Year Old Guy with 91 Year Old Girlfriend
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7 Ways to Compliment Boobs
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Twitter Exec Can’t Figure Out Twitter
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J.Lo Puts Her Booty TO Work
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14 Janky Dinosaurs not in Jurassic Park
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Rudy Giuliani Feels Like He’s Saved More Black People than Anyone
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Puppies Dressed like Disney Characters
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Today in Kendra Wilkinson
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Man Gets Charged With Coating Police in Fake Blood
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Black Friday Waffle Makers on Sale
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Bad British Hockey Commentary
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Self Riding Bike Prank
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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2014

25

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

How about an alleged K-Fed Dick pic to explain the Britney Spears relationship and crazy that happened post relationship – for anyone who thought K-Fed had a small dick and won the heart of the mouseketeer through his wit and charm….You know before becoming an adjective and verb to describe roping in a rich girl, knocking her up and spending her money, before getting on payroll for life… CLICK HERE

For anyone else not into dick pics here are some stepLINKS….

14 Sexy Fails…
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Hot Girls With Freckles
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Drunk Chevy Chase
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Laura Cremaschi Fame Whoring Ass
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Michael Lohan Didn’t Invite Lindsay to his Wedding
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Snow News Bloopers
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12 Turkeys that Aren’t Having It
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Lady Gaga Walking Around in Underwear
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Lady Gaga’s Concert Weirdness
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10 Greatest Final Seasons in Sports History
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Busty Slut of the Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Tight Pants for the Paprazzi
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Iris Kavka’s Lingerie
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Most Brutal Black Friday Attacks
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Elsa Rose Topless Paparazzi Pics
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Luci Ford is Amazing
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The Best NOM NOM NOM Gifs
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Naked Enough Girl and her Snake
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The 22 Hottest Photos of Kelly Brook on the Internet
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Selena Gomez – No Bra
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Ali Larter is Fucking Fat
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Spaghetti Eating Contest Between Dogs
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Joanna Krupa’s Pretty Hot
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Christina Hendricks Looks Weird…
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Katy Perry Makes Anal Sex Easy
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Nicole Kidman Bot Lives.
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Xenia Deli is Good
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Miranda Kerr at an Event
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“Like Your Boobs” Will you marry Me?
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You Will Want to Fuck Naya Rivera’s Little Sister
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Biggest Breakout Stars of 2014
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Bai Ling is Gaming
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Emma Stone is Pretty Boring
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The Funniest Porn Titles Nominated for AVNs this Year
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What Happens When You Eat Too Much
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Today in Rihanna
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Fergie Mom Legs Perform
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Katy Perry’s Big Tits And Nipples
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Halle Berry in Court Over Dying her Kids Hair
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NYPD Beats a Fare Beater
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Bette Midler Told Arianna Grande Not to Whore Herself
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Dude with the Best Name Arrested in Florida for Sex Assault
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The best Mugshot Shirts
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Jokes Written By Kids are Pretty Genius
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The New Jurassic Park Trailer
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Pam Anderson’s Vintage Playboy Pics
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Hot Tits Stripping…Shit
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She’s Got Floaters!
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Interactive Porn: You Direct the Show!
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4 Tittied Drug Dealer
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Girl APplying Lotion to her Huge Tits
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Bai Ling Crotch Shot!
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THe BEST GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples
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Slutty Greek Slags
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Live Octopus Soup…
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Ass Face!
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Tree Gets Revenge…
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Cam Girl of the Day
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

25

Nov

Miley Cyrus Mocks Mexicans of the Day

Every white person, not just trash from the deep South who hate everyone because they are hicks, but also the rich as fuck in LA, make fun of Mexicans…Miley is a bit of both….

As a half Mexican, even I make fun of Mexicans, because we are an easy target, and don’t actually care if you make fun of us, as long as you visit our country for all inclusive vacations, and do cocaine our cartels have died and made millions to deliver to you….

I figure calling her out for her taco and sombrero racism would be funny, but it is no different than every night a birthday party goes down in a Mexican restaurant…or even worse Cinco de Mayo…

What white people don’t realize, is that it isn’t culturally relevant, we’re just trolling you idiots, so keep eating them tacos and burritos…and we’ll keep laughing at you as it distracts you and we slowly take over the population of your country…it’s a silent attack…

Not that I know anything about being Mexican…I’ve been in Canada, which is the opposite of mexico, the last 30 years…but I can pretend I care…especially when it comes to Miley…and racism…up on some Ferguson shit…that has nothing to do with Ferguson…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

25

Nov

Beyonce’s New Lingerie Video of the Day

I guess Beyonce learned last year that releasing videos to her unreleased album was a genius marketing hook, because the internet is the future, no one’s got time to wait for the traditional one single, one video, record industry bullshit, instead hype her up, so that she can sell tickets to her motherfucking show, this is Beyonce and she does it different…or at least you know she thinks she does….

She also sexes herself up, despite being a mom with a lot of money, who doesn’t need money, because getting naked for attention, makes her feel young, relevant and competitive, even though it’s up on some Madonna…too old to be naked shit…

That said, she’s in her lingerie – at some point in the video…which on mute…is actually a dope video – just a shitty soundtrack to the video…

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

25

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Hiding That Face While Showing That Ass of the Day

This is day three of Vanessa Hudgens hiding her face in leggings, showing off her ass, rocking pants jacked up in her like they were Zac Effron, even though when that was going on for marketing of their show, the chances were she was the one up in him with her strap on….not that it matters, it was the past, and the fact that I know High School Musical gossip makes me very very very sad and lonely…

Point being, I think she likes that when she covers her face…for people to focus on her ass, because I guess going to the gym 3 days in a row is a good thing, especially when for a while her fat ass I want to chip a tooth on, or at least bury my face in, was just fat…and probably hairy…because on her nudes from when she was 17….hairy is kind of her thing…

All this to say, I’m a Vanessa Hudgens fan…I should start sending her love letters…to really secure those chances of restraining order….I mean her legal team already know I exist…we’re halfway there….and I blame her fitness for that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

25

Nov

Chelsea Handler Chillin’ With her Boombox of the Day

Here’s a little Chelsea Handler showing off her fake tits because it gets people talking about her in a time when she needs people talking about her…reverting back to her old tricks of trying to get people talking about her…back when she first started out…only to come across as old and desperate no matter what cause she’s attaching to herself….not that I ever complain when tits are brought out at any party….I encourage this behavior…and I guess I think this tit pic of Chelsea Handler is her best work, because she’s posing with an artifact from when showing her tits actually mattered…and when showing her tits was special…and people cared…you know straight 1989 motherfuckers…cuz this thing is OLD…even if her tits aren’t quite as old…

Either way, keep up the good comedy…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler

2014

25

Nov

Naked Models in the Rain of the Day

I don’t know who any of these models are….I don’t know who Remi Kozdra and Kasia Baczulis, the people who shot thes pictures are,, I just know their names are Irma, Klaudia, Magda, Marie, and Val….and they are naked, and half naked in the rain…for what I think is an awesome concept for a shoot…especially when you have half named, Eastern European sounding girls to deliver on it….

It’s like I always say, America is so fixated on this expensive, celebrity girls, who you can never fuck, under any circumstance…you know that aren’t even that hot…when Eastern Europe and Russia have hundreds of thousands of girls who are amazing, that will marry you for a green card, and you’d have to be an idiot to not go where you can actually cash out…..

All this to say, you’re lusting after the wrong people…..Go Communist…and win…..

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