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2014

25

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t date single moms…I make single moms….

I wish that was true…

The truths is I marry them because no one else would and I’m too impotent to make anything, not even a miscarriage…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning.

The Morning After in Ferguson
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Criminals in the Perfect Shirt for their Mug Shot
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People Who Are Winning at Snap Chat
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Michelle Lewin Stays Fit
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Top Pranks of the Year
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Black Friday – The Movie
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61 Arrested in Ferguson
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Reese Witherspoon Jogs…
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Katy Perry Working it On Stage
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12 Turkey’s That Aren’t Taking Shit
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Robin Thicke’s New Pussy for the Win
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Louis C.K. as Abe Lincoln in This Sketch
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Ed Sheeran Fan and Cancer Patient Gets Dying Wish to be a Youtube Star….From her Hospital bed
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Thigh Gaps!
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24 Cooking Attempts that “Totally Nailed It”
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Truck Jumps Over a Car
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This Dude will Help You Find the Best Porn
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2014

24

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The one thing I hate about trannies I meet on tinder, other than the fact that they are trannies, is that they always have bigger dicks than me…and that fucks with my self esteem…

Here are some links….

Thigh Gaps! Everywhere….
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12 Black Friday GIFs
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Brooklyn Parents Arrested After Daughter is Shot..
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Miss Teen World Amy Jackson in Bikinis…
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Robin Thicke’s New Pussy…
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Juggalo Marriage Ceremony….
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Odell Beckham One Handed Touchdown
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How to Cut Rope in an Emergency
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Michea Crawford in Lingerie….
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Slut of the Day….
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Kendall Jenner and the Sasquatch…
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Gigi Hadid’s Bra…
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Ariana Grande Dancing….
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Luci Ford is Amazing….
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Kimberly Garner Legs
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16 GIFs of Awesome Inventions
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Katrina Bowden in a Red Dress
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Where You Have Seen American Horror Story Actors
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Guess the Ass….
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Angelina Jolie of the Day….
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Oysters Filtering Dirty Water
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Ten Old Ladies Who Look Younger…
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5 Most Ridiculous Things Beyonce Does…
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This Dutch Sport Looks Dangerous
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Dog Obedience Competition
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The Luckiest People on the Planet
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Kelly Brook Big Tits
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Fans Meet Idols Reaction Pics
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Funniest Guard Dog Ever…
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John Oliver on Pardoning Turkeys
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Bleona Qerti – Nipple Tassels…
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13 Places Where You Shouldn’t Put Babies…
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Katy Pery in Bikini Pictures
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Kylie Minogue in Lingerie
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Diana Ross Slutty of the Day…
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Girls in Sports Bras….
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Hilary Duff Parking Ticket…
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15 People who Didn’t Try….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn
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2 Naked Girl Extreme Oil Wrestling….
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This is the Weirdest thing Ever…
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Interactive Porn: Adventures of a Gardener
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Cassidy Banks
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Tessa Fowler’s Lotion on Her Big Tits…
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Miley Cyrus Sells Pantyhose….
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Christina Milian Nipple….
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Ireland Baldwin Panties…
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Rose McGowan Topless in a Magazine….
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What is this Girl Looking For…
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Slutty Strethes….
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Teen Amateur
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

24

Nov

Sarah Hyland Titties Grabbed for her 24 Birthday of the Day

Sarah Hyland is 24, looks 12, and that’s creepy…especially now that she’s been using the Sofia Vergara tricks to getting noticed, and getting work, but using her perky little tits so hard to get attention it makes her boyfriends beat her up….and leads to restraining order…because that is the power of tits…on girls who are 24 but look 12…you fucking creeps….not that tits are ever really creepy….but area always amazing..

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2014

24

Nov

Kayden Kross by Andrew Kurykendall of the Day

One of my best friends in the porn industry is Kayden Kross. Who you may or may not have seen have sex over the years that she’s been in porn, but who along with her porn, is actually a genius, comedic, educated and a great writer. I met her early on in her career, probably her first season…..in 2007…and I am in love with her, but hate sharing her with her other men…..as porn girls do….

Now, she is working with fashion photographers…moving more into the mainstream…one I like to think is one of the best photographers around, my friend ANDREW KURYKENDALL …who shoots fucking hot models….

These are the pics….

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2014

24

Nov

Shay Mitchell Laying in Bed of the Day

Shay Mitchell is some Pretty Little Liars star, who I guess is trying to break into the mainstream because she’s already pretty mainstream, at least to a specific group of people, because she’s got millions of fans, even though if I mentioned her to anyone, they would probably have no idea who she was, not that I would ever mention her to anyone, I don’t actually talk about this shit on my everyday life, if I did I would genuinely hate myself for it, because at my core, in my soul, I have zero fucking interest in these celebrities, they aren’t important, what they do isn’t important, and it’s all pretty fucking boring…even when they get half naked in badly lit shoots….we know she’s got an ego, is a pain in the ass, and thinks she’s super fucking relevant…but we also know that she really isn’t, so she might as well spread her ass and make this laying in bed more like what I want it to be…and less whatever this pixelated shit is…

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2014

24

Nov

Ashley Graham Plus Sized Lingerie of the Day

I would argue that the world doesn’t need more plus sized lingerie model pics. In fact I would argue that the world doesn’t need any plus sized lingierie pics. I guess this is just a testament of our times, where the world is obese, and I guess they can’t relate to the skinny models who are build to wear the baseline size 0 of clothing…you know the way clothing is meant to fit when it is designed….but rather make the clothing for the people, and have people the people can relate to model those clothes…

I don’t know who this brand is, but I do know that it should be Victoria’s Secret, but instead they use girls they pay 1,000,000 dollars a year to, who have totally disconnected bodies to the audience they sell to, and for some reason they get celebrated, instead of shat on for being evil for how they objectify women…

Where are the feminists protesting them? Probably wearing Victoria’s Secret…so that said, I am all for what this company is doing, even if I hate fat chicks, because fat is unhealthy and disgusting…

Posted in:Ashley Graham

2014

24

Nov

Beyonce’s Best Pic Ever of the Day

Beyonce did this shoot for Interview, I didn’t bother looking for the rest of them, even though I know they will be half naked, and her as sexy as she can be, because she’s up on some midlife crisis hustle, where she feels she can compete with these younger girls…and I guess she can…because people are loving her shit, despite her being a mom, at least rumored to be a mom, there’s no proof that pregnancy was actually real….it could have been movie make-up…when I think it is unchristian…but I guess her fame and career in and of itself is not Christian, and she’s a horrible person, but I bet she thanks GOD and Jesus when she wins awards….it’s what these people do…

All this to say, keep her fucking masked…it’s her best work.

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

24

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens in Leggings of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is really into wearing these leggings to the gym that she jacks up her ass, making it looked clenched and boxy, like she’s trying to hold in a shit, whenever the the paparazzi is around….because this is either a fetish, or her way of saying she doesn’t want the world masturbating to her round little ass, at least not for free, even if it’s bad for her image when she makes it look shitty….or maybe this is what her actual ass looks like…

I don’t know, maybe I’ll have to cross reference it with all her nude pics she has shot and released of herself…because she clearly is down with at least one person seeing her look hot and sedcutive…

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

24

Nov

Emily Wickersham’s in Esquire of the Day

I don’t know who this trick Emily Wickersham is…I just know she’s in her underwear for Esquire, because I guess Esquire is a porno magazine, that disguises itself as a men’s magazine, because porno magazines don’t make money, but men’s magazines do, thanks to being able to advertising cars, and booze, and all the good stuff that may watch porn all day in the office, and at home, when not fucking the secretary….but that don’t ever put their ads on porn, because that would be honest…and we live in a world of fucking lies…

That said, Emily Wickersham, she’s ok…even though I’ve never heard of her…which is probably why I think she’s ok, considering I hate these people the more I find out about them, so for now…she’s pure…in her panties…for a magazine….so naughty…

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2014

24

Nov

Jessica Alba Working Out of the Day

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This is what mom Jessica Alba looks like when she’s working out for instagram, something girls like to do on instagram, when they are not posting pics of silly photoshoots they’ve set up strictly for their instagram, because instagram modeling is real…especially when you have the billion dollar HONEST brand to promote, because it is going to make you over 400,000,000 dollars when you’re done with it – in the next few months…making her already hot, especially for a mom of 2 body, even hotter if you think you have any possible way of breaking up her already broken marriage, that she’ll never let die because it’s a very integral part of her marketing campaign behind her billion dollar company, it’s probably part of the contract the investors lined up for her when she signed onto this cash grab, and for 400,000,000 dollars, you’d probably lie to the world too..I mean hell, I lie to everyone for free….

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