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2014

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new response to people who ask me why I wear a mask is – “everyone wears a mask, I am just more literal” – it’s the hipster response…

I also like telling girls “I prefer whores to charge by the hour, or scene, or dance, than whores to whore while thinking they aren’t whores”…

I am full of great insight today…

Dude In England Dismembered his Father to Build a TV Stand
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Phoebe Price is Dreamy
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Girls Tugging at Their Clothes
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Tila Tequila Shat Out a Baby
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Husband Films Wife Singing Salt-N-Pepa
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Alexandra Eriksson is Hot in a Bikini
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Victoria Silvstedt Whore in a Bikini
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13 Lego Creations that are Crazy…
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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18 Bootleg Action Figures
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Fuel Tanker Avoids Crushing Idiot Driver
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Natalie Dormer Knows How She Wants to Die on Game of Thrones
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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2014

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

You have to be a real asshole to be a Weatherman….

My advice for you romantics tonight is that that if you want to nibble on the thigh of a stranger, or if you’ve ever had the urge to nibble on the thigh of a stranger, you have a window of opportunity to get away with it, all you need is the youtube video of Jennifer Lawrence being nibbled by Woody Harrelson as your out….if that doens’t work, you can always distract her by asking her what movie title best describes her vagina….and hope for something like “A River Runs Through it” and not “MUD”….

Here are the stepLINKS…


The Dude Who Photoshops Himself into Celebrity Photos…
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Big Silly Tits
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Beyonce’s Sister’s Wedding Was Weird
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Natalie Pinkham Pregnant Bikini
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Man Gets Caught Smuggling 1,000,000 Dollars of Meth
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Glow in the Dark Bike Path
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s GIft Guide…
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Today in Tara Reid
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Megan Fox in Tight Fucking Jeans
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Ariana Grande’s Slutty Performance
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Slut of the Day
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Kat Dennings Big Cleavage
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Diplo is a Joker
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Fuel Tanker Avoids Crushing Idiot Driver
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The Best Football GIFs of the Week
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Angelina Jolie at a Movie Premiere
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Jennifer Lawrence Leaves the Gym
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This is What South Park Characters Look Like in Real Life..
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Stella Maxwell Naked in Video
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Kendall Jenner Doesn’t Think Being a Kardashian Helped Her Career
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Accidental Photobombs
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Kate Upton Big at the Airport
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Lisa Rinna’s Hard Nipple
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Best Viral Videos of 2014
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Miconceptions About Technology
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The Best Celebrity Instagrams of the Week
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Floyd Mayweather Bought His Son Gold Golf Cart
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Pets on Roombas
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Kendall Jenner is the Face of Estee Lauder
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20 Pretty Girls Making Ugly Faces
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Today in Thigh Gaps..
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Girls with Hard Nipples
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Miley Cyrus Legs in Pantyhose
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Gigi Hadid Out and About
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Demi Lovato Reminds You She’s With Fez Still
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January Jones Naked and Pregnant
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Top 3 Model Instagrams
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Unnecessary Censorship – The Sesame Street Edition
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18 Bootleg Action Figures…
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37 Kitten Parodies
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Bai Ling Nipples
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Jesy Nelson’s Panty Flash of the Day
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Jose Canseco’s Finger Fell Off at a Poker Game…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Chinese Pop Group of the Day
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Frozen / Breaking Bad Mash-Up
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Trashy Car Decals…
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24 Mispelled T-Shirts
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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Lady Gaga Backstage Boobs!
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Girl Gets Naked at Pawn Shop to Raise Money
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Tessa Fowler – Forward Lean is Crazy
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Katherine Waterson Stripping for TV
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Lucie Wilde Has Huge TIts
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This Will Make Mom Proud
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This Chubby Girl is So Dainty
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Hidden Cam Stepmother Edition
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Greasy Nude Erica
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Naked Nicole Trunfio
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

17

Nov

Hailey Clauson for Terry Richardson of the Day

I’ve heard that Hailey Clauson is a massive, scary monster of a model, who is not hot in person, but large and scary, but she does take a good picture, which is probably why she got booked for an Urban Outfitters campaign when she was 16, and her and her dad extorted Urban Outfitters after they released the pics, that happened to be slutty….

That was before she was a NUDE MODEL …who is now an it girl model…doing shoots for LUI magazine by Terry Ricahrdson…and these are the pics…

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2014

17

Nov

Sara Sampaio Loves Skinny of the Day

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5 days ago Sara Sampaio defended herself against evil society that hates skinny girls and that try to shame her for all she represents being skinny, even though the real people who deserve to be bullied are fat girls, because it is for their own good, it beats diabetes….and skinny models should be celebrated, because they fit the clothes best, that’s why they are models…

So any skinny hot model bitch defending the evil that is fat chicks is a friend of mine, even if she probably hates me because I make fun of her on the internet, provided she knows I exist, which I can assure you she doesn’t, even though she should, since we are fighting the same fight, hating fat chicks…

I’m proud of my body and I’m not gonna let any of you bully me just because I’m skinny! Every body is different, and every metabolism is different! I eat a lot, so next time u decide to tell me to eat a burger remember I probably eat more burgers than you, I’ve always been skinnier, and probably will always be, I workout, I’m healthy and I’m happy! The amount of hate I see thrown at me and to other model friends that I know are naturally skinny it’s ridiculous! U don’t see us shaming other types of bodies so please don’t come and shame ours! Be happy with ur body and stop shaming others! Whether they are skinny, fat, fit, with big boobs, small boobs etc! Don’t share hate! Be happy

Happy jump ???? #stbarths

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2014

17

Nov

Kristen Stewart’s Nipple Slip At the Hollywood Film Awards of the Day

Kristen Stewart flashed her nipple….at some Hollywood Film Awards, which I guess is some masturbatory event that gives awards to people who have already won at life because they are in Hollywood, which despite being a horrible fucking place, pays well and feeds their stupid egos, and the award is just more affirmations their insecure, self involved asses need.

I like to think that this is her best work to date…even though you can barely even see nipple, but it is still nipple, which is more exciting than any of her acting roles.

Emily Ratajkowski’s tits were also at the event…because she’s a legit actor now

TO SEE A BUNCH OF PICS OF THE EVENT CLICK HERE

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2014

17

Nov

Amber Heard for GQ Russia of the Day

Homewrecker Amber Heard, who we discovered was a very weird sexter thanks to the Fappening, Amber Heard, who may only be a weird sexter thanks to Johnny Depp, who WHO WAS DRUNK AT THE HOLLYWOOD FILM AWARDS is half naked in GQ Russia, which I guess is as relevant as regular GQ, because there are a hell of a lot of Russians in the world, and they probably read magazines still, because broadband internet hasn’t really got through to their communism….you know now that they don’t have rationed bread and toilet paper, and the freedom to buy magazines, they eat this shit up, but then again, I have no idea what I am talking about, I just know panties in photoshoots and that’s pretty much what happened here.

Posted in:Amber Heard

2014

17

Nov

Melanie Ribbe by Bryce Thompson of the Day

I’ve never heard of Melanie Ribbe, but apparently she’s done all kinds of campaigns and cover shoots…

She was born in Germany, she was raised in Jamaica, making her all kinds of obscure in the fetish world…it’s like smoke week and listen to reggae with her before chaining her up in your sex dungeon and blasting hard techno while ripping lines of speed…before moving into SCAT….

Now she’s naked enough for my friends at Galore Magazine…and it is amazing.

VIA GALORE MAG

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2014

17

Nov

Holland Roden in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Holland Roden is from some TV show called TEEN WOLF…I’ve never heard of her, because I don’t watch MTV or really any TV, I find it dumb, but what I don’t find dumb is that she’s spreading her legs for some photoshoot – because every girl, even when well paid and on TV, is into playing half naked fashion model…because I guess fashion models are the stamp of approval short girls seek…otherwise why the fuck would everyone and their mother be playing fashion model every fucking day on instagram…not that I’m complaining, because I know one thing and that one thing is that fashion models show tits, and showing tits is better than some MTV Show you’d have to sit through to not see anything nearly as good as this…

Posted in:Holland Roden

2014

17

Nov

Solange Knowles’ Nipples at her Wedding of the Day


Solange Knowles got married and took the time to flash the guests her nipples, because that’s what a classy single mom who has spent her entire life in her sister’s shadow does to get noticed….and she was only noticed because Beyonce was probably attending the event…where single mom turned wife to a 51 year old music video director, because 51 year olds don’t care if a girl they are dating had kids, since girls their own age are fucking gross…

That said…TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Solange Knowles

2014

17

Nov

Hilary Duff for Health Magazine of the Day

Hilary Duff booked Health magazine, because I guess in her single mom scientologist billionaire celebrity from the past – she has found health and is a poster girl for health…now that she’s lost her baby weight and is built like a muscular tank…

I assume this is her doing some groundwork for her own brand of fitness products, like she was Jessica Alba, who personally is going to make over 300,000,000 dollars from her organic baby company…and she’s Jessica Alba, probably not quite as famous as Hilary Duff, meaning if Hilary Duff gets on it, she could make another billion…

Or maybe she’s just doing this for ego. Who knows. Here are the pics.

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