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Sara Malakul Teaches You How to Selfie of the Day

Sara Malakul is probably best known for a bunch of low budget, b-movies, available exclusively on Netflix, but that doesn’t mean she’s not the greatest thing to walk the earth, and I am not just saying that because of her great tits, it just means it’s a competitive world and you need to take what is yours when you can get it…and you never know, one may go viral…

That said, she’s based in LA, but out of Thailand and like any girl in Thailand I meet or see, I must ask myself whether I would still go through with it if I found out she she was a pre-opp tranny….and I probably would…because she’s just that hot…..

Enough of that – look at the pics.

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Taylor Swift and her Leather Skirt of the Day

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I feel like I am being brain washed by the Taylor Swift campaigns her team has been putting on for the last bunch of years, because for some reason I am actually look at her like she’s a sexual object, the way I am supposed to look at her, despite Diplo saying she has no ass, because she’s still got legs and a vagina and that’s good enough for me…

I don’t know if I like that she’s mind fucked the world…or if I just like her legs…or maybe I just like that she lets dudes plow through her…

I just know I like it and that’s all I need to know..

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Doutzen Kroes Does the Squat of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes is a Victoria’s Secret model from the Netherlands, with a black husband and two black babies, aka a broken vagina that I guess she tapes up so that she can still participate in the Victoria’s Secret brain washing informercials, that the whole world is watching because they think these girls are hot, which they are, important, which they aren’t, and not peddling garbage sweat shop gear, which they are….because it’s all she’s ever done that matters….and without them…she’s nothing but a mom of two with a good body…and I guess that’s good enough.

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Alyssa Barbara’s Amazing in Lingerie of the Day

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Her name is ALYSSA BARBARA …she is a Canadian model who proves to fellow Canadians, like me, that we have hope as a people, that maybe we aren’t too far off the motherland, you know the UK, where we came from, as part of the Commonwealth where we both have the Queen on our money….and can have Glamour Models of our own…or maybe that the best resource isn’t oil sands, or hydro electricity, or Beiber…but this busty and majestic creature, far greater than any moose, who would be a perfect candidate to be our national sport, our national flower, even our national anthem…because I would worship this so good with my mouth….I’m patriotic like that.

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Michelle Lewin’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Lewin is some big ass, possible fake ass, fitness immigrant who lives in Miami, when she’s not dominating instagram with her bullshit, where she’s rockin’ a bikini for the paprazzi, just like the other immigrant fame whores in bikinis on instagram, just working the beach everyday for the paparazzi, to give the agencies some shitty bikini pics of random nobodies pics to run, since tits get hits…and we like tits…and that’s why we are all looking at this…nonsense – but still worth staring.

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Kate Upton for Fire Age Campaign of the Day

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Game of War – Decisions from Jeguk Group on Vimeo.

Apparently this videogame is one of the biggest mobile videogames to ever exist. It is called This is War – Fire Age or something equally nerdy, virginal, and expected to be a huge hit game because what the fuck else are socially awkward kids doing with their free time, not a whole fucking lot…so they cast Kate Upton to distract them, lure them, excited them and make them think she is on their game too, and that one day they may meet her along the RPG way….and the whole thing is fucking weird, but not as weird as Kate Upton’s acting, or the fact they don’t shoot much of her tits down, because everyone knows that below the tits, she’s a fucking train wreck….to look at…and apprently this whole campaign cost 40 million dollars…waste of money….

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Zoe Cross Flashes her Ass for Some Campaign of the Day

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I don’t know anything about this ZOE CROSS model, other than that she’s singed to IMG, which is a pretty big agency that deals with actual models….so I guess she’s more than just an instagram whore doing it for likes and follows, but rather someone who gets paid…and the interesting thing in all this, that really isn’t interesting at all, because there are actually interesting things going on in the world, and this isn’t one of them, but we can pretend it is interesting, is that she’s 5 foot 5….I know crazy right…models are supposed to be 5 foot 7 and the shortest I mean how is this fucking possible…maybe it is because she shows her ass…I know that’s why I care about her.

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The Kim Kardashian Coffee VINE of the Day

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In case you weren’t online the last 2 days you would be lucky to have not experienced that Kim Kardashian Fully Naked for Paper…a publicity stunt that taught us a few things…the first being that porn chicks who have been fucked on camera back in their prime – can go mainstream enough that being naked “breaks the internet” and becomes news – when really it dosn’t matter. We have learned that all it takes is a nude photo to get the world talking….and that instagram doesn’t apply it’s decency rules to celebs…oh and that we are collectively retards that made this idiot exist…

Well – someone printed it up and made it look like it was shitting out coffee, and that someone made me laugh…even though this whole Kim Kardashian thing is fucking depressing..

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Ashley Tisdale – Grocery Shopper that is Probably Pregnant of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is on some get married, get pregnant, biological clock is ticking kick, and it probably stems from the fact that she’s actually in her mid 30s, and not 25 like her fake age would make you think, it was all part of getting on High School Musical. She’s the Luke Perry of her teen TV show generation…at least according to someone who used to love all the “Ashley Tisdale UGLY Watch” posts I used to do – when the world was tricked into thinking she was hot thanks to good PR, even though everyone with eyes should be able to see she’s pretty minging – even her most loyal creepy fans who are obsessed with her…

That said…she’s in an oversized shirt – and that to me is a 98 percent chance she’s knocked up like everyone else her age….especially after getting married, because they are traditional like that…even though everyone in Hollywood is a whore…

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