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2014

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stepLINKS of the Day

Today I learned that when you are with someone who points out where their loved one died in a horrible car accident – you shouldn’t say – “it’s too bad they didn’t have the car accident up the street, it’s much more scenic”…that’s the wrong thing to say.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Nicki Minaj is Sorry for the Nazi Video
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Jena Malone Freakish Panty Flash
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Top 10 Green Text Stories on 4Chan
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7 Emojis for Sociopaths
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Pat Sajak Walked Off Wheel of Fortune Stage
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Barbara Palvin Topless for Madame Figaro
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Simpson’s Futurama Couch Gag….
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Pregnant WOman Begging for Money is So Fuckign Hot
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Girls Taking Selfies…
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Aubrey O’Day is Braless
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Megan Fox Covered in a Sexy Robe
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Slut of the Day
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Keri Russell in Leather
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Lea Michele at the Nail Salon
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Miley Cyrus Hates Jennifer Lawrence
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Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples
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12 Specific “Not Allowed” Signs
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Top 3 Model Instagrams
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Top Military Movies
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Lupita Nyongo in Some Formal Bike Shorts
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Rocket Powered Bike Breaks Speed Record
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Karlie Kloss Cleavage Show
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Chick-Fil-A’s Listof Words Employees Can’t Use
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A Whole Bunch of Paparazzi Pics
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Fat Kelly Brook – Fat Tits on Instagram
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Craziest Coach Meltdowns
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Taylor Swift Slutty in her New Video
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Nina Agdal Poses in Lingerie
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Thigh Gaps
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Chrissy Teigen in Shorts
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17 Ways to Know You Came to the Wrong Neighborhood
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Madonna Topless Outtakes
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Maitland Ward is a Pile of Trash
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News Reporter of the Day
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Anastasia Ashley Ass for Esquire
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Zooey Deschanel Sucks
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Cara Delevinge at Topshop
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Gurls Tugging at Clothes
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Zoe Kravitz is Scary
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Arianny Celeste Busting Out
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People Who Took MultiTasking to the NExt Level
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Weed May be Legal in NYC
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Camera Inside a Bubble of Water
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Throwback to Lucy Lawless Naked
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Babe in a See Through Bikini
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Babe in Lingerie..
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Poop Diving
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Dildo Play!
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Wardrobe Malfunction of the Day
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Ass in Motion
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Naked Lone Ranger
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Strip By the Piano
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Inny Vagina of the Day
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Spread Ass of the Day
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Hello Kitty Panties
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

11

Nov

Doutzen Kroes for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Doutzen Kroes has black babies, I wonder what the racists think of that, because you know the only people jerking off to Victoria’s Secret Catalogs are white trash hicks, who still get catalogs in their trailer parks, because them computer things are confusing…

That said, she’s boring, these pics are boring, models are boring and overpriced mall underwear made in sweatshops for middle of the road people is boring.

But they have an infomercial coming out, and I guess putting Doutzen, their Dutch star in mainstream advertorial, to seem like people care about these models, and they do, when they shouldn’t…is all part of the hustle..

TO SEE HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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2014

11

Nov

Jennifer Aniston for Harper’s Bazaar December of the Day

I guess when you get old and your sex appeal dies with your fertility – you try to do creative things when it comes to photoshoots to distract people from the botox her millions of dollars buys herself…

Now I’m not a Jennifer Aniston hater, I just think she’s old, had a TV hit and should leave some room for the younger and fresher girls.

You know, do like she did in her marriage to Brad Pitt and take the sidelines for hotter pussy.

It just makes sense…unlike her posing with balls…which is kinda like the idea of her having sex appeal..

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2014

11

Nov

Gwyneth Paltrow as Marilyn Monroe Weirdness of the Day

Well this is offensive on pretty much all levels….but that’s probably because I don’t really give a fuck about Gwyneth Paltrow and I’m not some weirdo die hard Marilyn Monroe fan, who gets off to strippers who dress like her…it’s not really a relevant fantasy, and hollywood hookers from the glory days of hollywood who have drug overdoses aren’t that interesting in a world where hookers die everyday…

I just think seeing Paltrow agree to this is just fucking odd…like some kind of delusional behavior we can blame being born rich and in Hollywood before having a career in Hollywood does to a girl…

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow

2014

11

Nov

Candice and Behati do Victoria’s Secret Photoshoots of the Day

Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo are on the beach, because they are doing the VS Fashion show and it is prime time to get the girls in the paparazzi they pay, wearing bikinis, when they are at their fittest because they’ve been on a program to get as fit as possible pre-VS show…as no one, especially VS likes fat girls posing in their bikinis, despite the fact that 98 percent of their clients are fat girls wearing bikinis to be as sexy as the skinny girls they hire to pose in said bikinis…and I guess bikinis is good enough for me to post, even knowing one of the bikinis smells of Adam Levine’s seed..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel

2014

11

Nov

Kelly Brook’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Kelly Brook is one of the funnier UK Glamour models – who ran away from the UK to America, where she probably thought she would do a lot more than Sharknado or Piranha, or maybe she did it for her love for fast food.

I’ve heard a lot of funny stories about her, all involving her not being fit, while being low level, a product of great photoshop and laziness, with typical fat girl “Show off my tits and people will ignore the rest of me”…I’ve also heard she was fucked by a whole bunch of various European athletes and I guess that come just comes with the Glamour Model territory…

Either way, she’s in LA in very tight jeans, we call this not being willing to size up, and there’s something I like about that, I don’t know what…but it’s definitely something.

TO SEE THE REST OF THESE PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE SOME OF HER FAKING FITNESS PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

11

Nov

Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence is playing with us, at least now that she’s got naked under control….we’ve all seen her publicity stunt fappening that she fake cried about and spin to be the victim of her whoring…and now she can go out with her tits, so all of us who have seen those tits, can see them again without much recourse,

It’s really not a big deal, since we’ve already seem them in a person, which is far better better, posed light….

All this to say, she looks better in selfie nudes…and boring everywhere else…but I’ll look at tit slips for old times….because I like tits, even if I find her the fucking worst…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2014

11

Nov

Lindsay Lohan’s Instagram Porn of the DAy

I am not all that shocked that Lindsay Lohan is posting selfies, since no one cares about her anymore, so she has to take pics of herself.

I am however shocked that she is still alive and not finished off due to heroin…

These are some slutty pics she posted to instagram…because instagram cares..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

11

Nov

Taylor Swift on the Cover of Wonderland of the Day

Taylor Swift is whoring proper. A perfectly sculpted strategy in terms of media, release dates, publicity stunts…all those boyfriends or fake boyfriends helped her become an absolute star with how her dad spun it for the press…and now she’s the biggest fucking thing in entertainment…and this is her on a magazine cover….weird…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

11

Nov

Katy Perry Ass in Leggings of the Day

Katy Perry has a pretty dumpy ass…a dumpy ass that is totally overrated – over celebrated – but a dumpy ass just the fucking same….and here she is doing fitness with an entourage in thick spandex you think would spanx her into place, but for some reason, she’s rocking serious kanles..

Good times.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katy Perry