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2014

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Myla Dalbesio is Calvin Klein’s New Plus Sized Model of the Day

MYLA DALBESIO is considered a Plus Sized Model and Calvin Klein is eating shit for casting her…because I guess the people who are giving his team shit, have never experienced small town obesity….or hate fat chicks who don’t even look fat, since from the belly button up to the chin, she’s pretty good…but I guess so are most fat chicks, if you mean good at eating…. even when they don’t look that fat..all this to say she’s barely fat, but more importnatly, if they want the big campaigns, they should be skinny – because they are being paid a lot of fucking money to look good – so look good…and this one looks good enough for me…I assume just a stunt to get noticed…Calvin’s got tricks up his sleeve….

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Hipster BFFs by Stefano Galli for C-Heads of the Day

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I like hipster girls when they come in two, even if their whole philosophy is to be the individual thinking hipster, who doesn’t realize that that statement alone is just them being all the fucking same.

They were shot by @ste_galli and they are lovely.

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Emma Ahlund Hot for GRAZIA of the Day

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I don’t know who Emma Ahlund is. I don’t care who Emma Ahlund is. You shouldn’t either…because she’s either paid too much to stand in front of a camera to showcase a product for a brand, in what we call the laziest part of the business of selling a product, any dancing monkey can handle that part of the business, some just are better to look at than others….or she aspires to be that dancing monkey.

Models are dumb, or at least their job is, but when they are in sheer panties, I approve of the nonsense scam they have running…like right here right now…

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass in Jeans Gets Coffee of the Day

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A multi million dollar a year model looks far less valuable or interesting when walking around in sloppy jeans – getting coffee…because she’s feeling warn out and on her period…because this Alessandra Ambrosio is not great to look at, it’s normal, how can that be, she’s a multi million dollar model…who is about to walk the biggest sham fashion show in the history of fashion….MEANING…this ass is going to be jerked off by many – and it’s not even that great…no wonder we are failing as a people, our standards are too low…

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2014

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LA Odyssey of the Day

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My friend Lily is putting on this photo exhibit of artistic nude art photography that is probably very expensive to buy, but that is more interesting than just photos for instagram, because there is a statement being made, even when I don’t understand that statement, because I am too busy trying to see labia…..in these awesome fucking pics.

They are doing an exhibit soon FIND OUT MORE HERE

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2014

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Khloe Kardashian See Through of the Day

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Apparently these are Khloe Kardashian’s nipples, which happen to be the same nipples I have zero fucking interest in ever seeing…ever…

I just don’t like the Kardashians, even if they are genius marketers, spinning sex toy into 100s of millions of dollars, because when it comes to America, money overpowers decency or shame all the fucking time…

I don’t like what they do, represent, look like, or they scam they hustle…Not that I care either way…because let’s face it – Khloe nipples aren’t really news and aren’t really hot – no matter how much surgery she gets…they are just kinda there…..but they sucked me in to post them again with their fame whoring….that’s why they win…

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2014

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Kate Hudson Crotch Shot of the Day

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This was Kate Hudson’s favorite move when she was trying to get Owen Wilson to commit suicide…you know she’d flash her pussy in this kicking stance, he’d get all worked up, then she’d go fuck half of hollywood to fill the void of being a hollywood rich kid brat…

This would be better naked and with insertion.

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Adriana Lima Dances of the Day

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I didn’t watch this Adriana Lima fashion video, maybe because I don’t want to be influenced by anything she does, so that I don’t go recreate this useless masterpiece with stepGIRLS, keeping my mind as pure as a pervert weirdo can be..

That said, I think she’s too old for this kind of behavior, becasue she’s too old for this kind of behavior..

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2014

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Kylie and Dannii Minogue Sister Porn of the Day

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Kylie and Dannii Minogue are Australian sisters you want to fuck, despite being old and in this scene far too long. I remember when Kylie was doing the Locomotion and it dropped in the 80s…it is the 2014s…that’s 30 years of this…and when Dannii was tired of being in her sisters shadow and started to start getting press for more than just being Kylie’s hot sister, like for doing such great things as – having good tits, even in the dark time Kylie was going through cancer of her tits…

It doesn’t matter, what matters is that they are rubbing each other like I always hoped they would, you know it’s not gay if we’re twins, it’s just masturbating, only we aren’t twins, so it’s just finger banging each other….whatever it is…it is good, despite them being 100 fucking years old…