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2014

11

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Apparently, people don’t like veteran’s day jokes. Always so uptight about remembering the people who fought for our freedom / government initiatives…

But the good news is…people like tits and ass…because that is something I can deliver…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning..

Nicki Minaj Glorifies Nazis
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Best Military Uniforms From Around the World.
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Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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Americas Oldest Veteran is a Badass
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Kate Beckinsale in a White Dress…
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Hot Air Balloon Ride…
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Kelly Osbourne’s Close Call with Being Interesting…
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Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip…
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Robert Plant Didn’t Rip Up an 8 Million Dollar Led Zeppelin Deal…
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Abigail Ratchford Bikini Action…
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Jennifer Aniston is a Slut
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Rocket Powered Bicycle Breaks Speed Record
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15 Billboard of True Genius
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Bradley Cooper Topless in a Tub
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17 Hilarious Infographics on the Frustration of Life..
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Liquid Mercury vs Salt
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the last hour driving around a tranny prostitute hangout – hoping to bet whether the 10 dollar blowjob was from a girl or a guy dressed like a girl…with myself…my trick is to guess based on the shoes…and I have a 40 % success rate…

Here are some stepLINKS..

12 People WHo Said Fuck It..
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Top 10 Nicki Minaj is Glorifying Nazis.
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Topless Pornstars in New Jersey
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Public Sex Gets Couple Six Months in Jail
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Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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10 Times You Didn’t Notice the Killer in Too Many Cooks
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Nick Jonas Sex Scene
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The French Kim Kardashian Tried to Kill Her Boyfriend…
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Reese Witherspoon Pink Dress…
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Anastasia Ashley Hot for Esquire
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You Didn’t See This Coming….
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Slut of the Day
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Pregnant Blake Lively
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Jessica Lowndes Naked Enough for Attention
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The Science of Interstellar
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Sofia Vergara’s Ass in JEans
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Jena Malone Panty Flash
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Balance Artist in Dubai
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Jennifer Aniston in a White Dress
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Generally Approves of Intersteallar
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Some Pretty Girls
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12 Facebook Fails of World Traveling Idiots
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Arianny Celeste Big Tits
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Why Do We Like the Smells of Our Own Farts
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Kelly Brook’s Big Fucking Belly
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Khloe Kardashian See THrough
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Kids React to Old Cameras
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Ashley Benson Big Cleavage…
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Nicole Kidman Nipple
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Amanda Bynes is Good
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Margot Robbie is Harley Quinn / Jared Leto is The Joker
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Sara Malakul Lane Topless
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15 Ridiculous Dumb Local New Stories…
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You Can Now Say Pussy on Comedy Central…
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Pregnant Girl of the Day
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Big Naked Kinky Boobs
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Babe Strips After Yoga
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Dad Fights Son and Fails
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Titty Tap
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Nov

Beyonce makes Tumblr Porn of the Day

I don’t know if I really need to see the damage Blue Ivy did to a middle aged Beyonce’s vagina, but I do know that Beyonce wants you see the damage Blue Ivy did to a middle aged Beyonce, who don’t really realize she’s too big, old, fat and a fucking mom to be dressed like this, yet for some reason, a reason I call her trying to be as hot and controversial as Rihanna, I don’t really mind it…I guess I’ll look at any girl’s vagina definition, pretty much always…I’m predictable like that.

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

10

Nov

Taylor Swift’s New Music Video Sponsored by American Express of the Day

I think there is a lingerie shot of Taylor Swift in this video, but I can’t be too sure because I don’t give a fuck about Taylor Swift, I just saw the corporate funding, and that American Express paid for her music video, like serious product placement, even though she made 100,000,000 dollars the last month. She just whores herself out with multiple men, as well as brands and companies, and is making serious fucking bank – and the whole world just accepts it….buys into it…listens to her whore music…

I guess make money when you can, but there comes a point where it is just fucking ridiculous…she is at that point. Whoever is behind her empire is a genius when it comes to monetizing, marketing, and rallying the world on her side….

She’s the fucking worst…now watch her throw a tantrum…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

10

Nov

Alyssa Milano Breast Feeds of the Day

I would say that no one remembers Alyssa Milano, because she barely mattered at her peak and she sure as hell doesn’t matter now, but the reality is that people are fucking weird and she’s one of those celebrities that will always have a core fan base of perverts who are really fucking into her, no matter how hairy her arms may be…and those people must be fucking dying now that she’s taken a stance to promote showing her tits in public like an exhibitionist, disguised as a breast feeding in public endorser, because it’s a basic animalistic thing to do, like fucking, which we don’t do in public as we’ve civilized as a people, yet that people should take a stance to do in public, because it’s only natural….and I like watching…

All this to say, I am all for this progressive women who pull out their tits in public because I like tits….sucking them milk filled, or not…on a hairy animal looking woman or not…who is too old to be a new mom or not…

Keep showing them tits for a cause…I’ll keep watching…which is more than I can say for anything she’s ever done…in fact this is pretty much her best work.

Posted in:Alyssa Milano

2014

10

Nov

Selena Gomez Evil Dictator Cleavage of the Day

Selena Gomez was out wearing some evil dictator uniform…which I felt was appropriate because I am convinced she’s all kinds of evil….and a lot like a dictator because of her huge ego and arrogance she has in shoving her nonsense down all of our throats all of the time thanks to radio…

At least she’s showing off what could be implants, or just puberty, now that the Peter Pan pills at the offices of Disney that created her are finally wearing off, while she does it all evil and manipulative..plotting her next million….or billion…

For some reason, a reason I call perversion, I am ok with this behavior and I encourage more acting up and tantrums…rebellions and scenes, because everything is fucking boring and we always need some spice…or some Mexican to clean our house….

Here’s the video with possible nipple for the people into that kind of thing..you perverts


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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

10

Nov

Jennifer Akerman for Galore of the Day

Jennifer Akerman is Malin Akerman’s sister…

I don’t think she really matters because Malin Akerman doesn’t even matter and she’s been in a lot of movies…movies that she’s been hot and funny in….whereas this version of her hasn’t really done shit but THESE NUDE PICS …which I guess in a lot of ways, but mainly not financial ways, that nakedness is good enough….especially when the sister threw in the towel by making babies…

Well now she’s topless for my friends over at Galore Magazine, a magazine that’s been doing some serious things lately, things far more important than these pics of Jennifer Akerman nude, you know like shoots with all kind of hotter people, but when it comes to nudity, they are all equally important enough to stare at…

Here are the pics.

VIA GALORE

Posted in:Jennifer Akerman

2014

10

Nov

Eva Longoria’s in a Bikini of the Day


People in Ireland fucking love Eva Longoria. She is like their god. I can’t figure it out, because I think she’s the fucking worst, but then again I can’t specifically pinpoint why she’s the worst, it’s just something I know…

That said, I guess her TV show was a hit there, or they feel Mexicans should be celebrated as middle aged goddesses, as they are far better than the pasty, white, chalky, girls of their own…while Americans want Mexicans gardening….so she’s a little exotic for the otherwise grey land of potatoes….

Well, praised in the international market or not, I feel like she’s obsolete, or should be obselete here, that even when pulling off her top on the beach like she doesn’t know the rules, unless of course she is working the paparazzi for press, as I assume she is….she annoys me….but maybe I just have a good judge of what’s the fucking worst..and feel that she is.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Eva Longoria

2014

10

Nov

River by Darren Ankenman for Purple of the Day

I don’t know who River, but I am going to go out on a limb here and say she is not River Phoenix, however she is probably young enough to be his incarnate, and really who cares, she’s naked for Purple magazine for photographer Darren Ankenman, and even though pictures bore the fuck out of me, I’ll still look at them, because it’s either that or the wall, or I guess my fat wife stuffing her fucking face watching some X-Factor bullshit, and River, running through it, is far more appealing…in fact, I may be in love…now I just have to figure out how to trap her into a forever marriage…and while I do that, you stare at her tits, because she’s an exhibitionist whore and we like that…admit you like when I refer to us as we…it’s like we’re in this together, even though I hate you.

Posted in:River

2014

10

Nov

Trying to Look Up Jennifer Lawrence’s Skirt of the Day

We’ve already seen your vag, bro.

Covering up is just fucking tacky, even trashy, rude, disrespectful to her new found fans who fucking hated her before her leaked nude pic scandal she probably staged happened….

There comes a point in every slag’s career that crossing your legs, or wearing panties, just doesn’t fucking matter at all…but she is acting like it does, because she’s an actor, now throw another Oscar her over achieving, scheming scamming, way….maybe she can insert it in her ass like the kind of girl we know she really is…an awesome one – not a coy one playing shy like on this german show…right..

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Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence