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2014

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Nov

Rita Ora Porn Shot of the Day

Rita Ora posted this picture on Instagram of her getting a facial, or having a facial, or whatever it is that is going on that looks like a facial, and not the tacky, celebrity, day spa kind of facial, the porn kind, because this is very amateur porn, and it’s cropped out her dumpy stomach and thighs, making her semi erotic enough for me to ignore her silly pop career that she’s succeeding at my doing a direct copy Rihanna…shit isn’t inspired by, it’s blatant plagarism…not that it matters, none of this matters, it is all so silly , but for some reason, I have a feeling you can masturbate to this slag…

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2014

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Izabel Goulart VS Fashion Show Fitness of the Day

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A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 8:38am PST

I am going to assume that they are filming the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in London this week, you know the biggest, dumbest, most hyped infomercial america collectively gets a boner for because the girls are hot, and the produce affordable, making Christmas a lazy fucking experience, one that allows your wife to be part of the lifestyle and movement….because you have no fucking taste, you white trash piece of shit..

That said, Izabel Goulart is already in London. It’s really her most important job of the year, and the only job that makes her relevant to America, so she needs to commit to it and perform…otherwise she won’t matter and won’t make money ever again…

And this is her showing off her workout routine, one that you could get your wife to do and I’ll assure you, even if she does it daily, she’ll never look like this…

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2014

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Jaime Murray Topless at the Beach in Mexico of the Day

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I don’t know who the fuck Jaime Murray, but according to google she’s in Defiance.

I don’t know what the fuck Defiance is, but according to me, who gives a fuck about Defiance when the girl with decent caliber tits, you know the size of tit I always endorse because they age better than big sloppy tits, you know that you are proud to show off to the world because you’re pushing 50 fucking years old, and you’re not disgusting, making it a win…

She’s from the UK, so you can imagine the kinds of trolls she’s beating out in this win….because it is a fucking win.

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2014

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Nov

Jessica Alba’s Shitty Cleavage of the Day

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Jessica Alba’s got some weirdo fucking cleavage going on…not that it matters to any Jessica Alba fans, those fuckers spent too many years obsessing over her pre-pregnancy, that they accepted her post pregnancy, and that they’d do anything to do with her as she pushes 40, because they look in the mirror, at their lives, and realize she’s a hell of a lot better, even now that she’s old and fat, and worth a billion dollars, than what they have going on….you know committed to a girl they’ve never met and who would never give them the time of day, because I guess she’s too busy wearing stupid dresses that make her tits look shitty…at some baby event…because she’s into that kind of scamming….good times.

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To See Pics of Kate Upton at the Same Shitty Event CLICK HERE

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2014

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Nov

AnnaSophia Robb Booty of the Day

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Homeschooled AnnaSophia Robb, who we can all assume has weirdo Jesus freak parents who didn’t want her to be tainted by their hedonistic ways, like weed and heroin and anal sex, because it would get in the way of their stage parenting, you know their whoring of their daughter for personal gain, back when they got her into Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, a movie your creepy ass probably jerked off to because candy seduces kids, and chocolate factories are way more legit than the bag of lollipops you have in your rape van – weirdo….

She’s gone onto such great things as playing a Young Sarah Jessica Parker…something that would upset me knowing what an Old Sarah Jessica Parker looks like…

All this to say, she’s dong some yoga and her ass looks round and huge and that’s a good thing.

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2014

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Nov

Top 10 Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande Hanging at the EMAs of the Day

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I know that at least one of you is a racist who thinks that Nicki Minaj is the devil’s work, making the devil music, while parading around stage with her big ass implants and thighs and tits, because they are the number one prop in her professional acting character roll of female rapper…when we all know she went to a casting call and this hard attitude is just a fucking lie…wishes her hanging on stage at the EMAS was more her hanging from a tree in your southern hometown…

Well you shouldn’t hate her as much as you do, because she’s making white girls everywhere grow fat asses and shake said asses, while giving the rest of us hope that we do will one day scam the world into thinking we have some level of value that should be rewarded, when really we are just low level clowns…

That said, the EMAS are dumb….here are some pics…

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Here’s some Ariana Grande…not that you care…or at least you shouldn’t care, and not because she fucks black dudes, but because she’s fucking boring pop garbage that should be taken out back and shot, but instead is celebrated, when even her pantsless shit is boring as fuck, but maybe because there’s no ass shots…and what is pantsless with no ass shots…right…

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2014

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Fat Belly Takes a Selfie of the Day

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I guess even models are caught up on the social media thing, you’d think that they’d have enough of cameras now that they’ve made millions, but I guess they feel the need to keep up their social media for those people who care about them, because an active social media, is another way to charge more money for a job that is totally redundant, if not useless, because I don’t think anyone really gives a fuck if Alessandro Ambrosio is endorsing a product, knowing she got paid a million dollars for said endorsement, it kind of takes any and all authenticity out of her promoting something, when you know she was just bought, but then again people are idiots….and they may fall for it, making this girl more money than she deserves…

All this to say, I like her belly, fatty with 2 kids needs to retire.

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2014

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Amanda Seyfried Has No Ass and Crooked Cameltoe of the Day

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I know I’ve seen her naked and think she’s great, but ever since I heard she was fucking Justin Long, the mac guy, no matter how many stocks he was given in their rebrand campaign, or how many millions of dollars he is worth because of said campaign, he is still Justin Long, and her vagina must be broken for that to happen, and is definitely broken now that it has happened, and gone on far too long, tainting her…ruining her….and I guess these gym pants jacked up her crooked vag give us all something to look at closely, all forensic, CSI on it, to see if in fact her vagina has turned diagonal, of if it is just a fold in her pants…

The sick thing in all this is that I still kinda like her…despite all the hate I have for her polluting herself…fascinating

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2014

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Nov

Rihanna’s Behind the Scenes for Esquire of the Day

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Rihanna was in the latest issue of Esquire. The pics are pretty porny, but I guess not that porny, because if they were they wouldn’t have corporate advertising funding the shit, and instead she’d be on the stripper tour to make extra money, because that’s how pornstars work, where as Rihanna just makes hundreds of millions of dollars and does this half naked shit for fun, because I guess it reminds her of her hooking youth – turning tricks for British tourists for money that ended up turning into become an empire, so don’t believe anyone when they tell you that whoring doesn’t lay a solid foundation for a bright future…because now when she whores, it is for fun…you know the puritan kind of whoring…and this video is a win.

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2014

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Nov