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2014

07

Nov

Julia By Chris Steinbach of the Day

I don’t know anything about this model or this photographer, I just know that she’s in a lacy bra and I can see her nipples, and that may be all I need to know…

You see I don’t care about the artistic process by CHRIS STEINBACH or what camera and equipment he used…and I don’t care about model JUIA …or what she does for fun, or what she likes, or if she’s a real model and not just doing this for fun, or instagram..

I just care about nipples…I am a simple man.

[galley]

via C-Head

Posted in:Photos

2014

07

Nov

Girl Gets Naked and Calls Herself a Slut and Other Videos of the Day

Sea Lion of the Day

Cyber Cafe Throwdown

The Man with 40 Year Old Dreads

The man who buys a car with 19,000 dollars in Coins

Thug Life Moment on an Old Game show

The Goat Climbs the Pig for Food

At Home with devil Worshippers

A Man and his Hipster Animal

Dance of the day

Posted in:Videos

2014

07

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I made friends with Sugar Babies last night, not because they were trying to get my internet money that I spend every month on a case of beer, because when you set low expectations for yourself you usually reach them…

Anyway, it was interesting to see that these Sugar babies are really not that much different than hookers, but they think they are. They have the hooker look, walk, hustle and level of class that comes with openly admitting they fuck for money, rather than models who just think they deserve to fuck for money…

That said, they didn’t accept my 10 dollars for a blow job at the end of the night and I was the biggest loser in all this, yet I’m still fat…confusing..

Polar Bear Getting Arrested
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Big Squishy Tits!
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Vintage Toys That Look Like Torture Devices
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Interstellar with 2001 Space Odyssey Mash Up
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Coco Bikini Body
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Kalli Thorne in Panties
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Drunk Spice
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Adult Swim’s 11 Minute Show made of Opening Credits
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Night Skiing is Crazy
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Dog VS Baby’s First Crawl
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

@minastefan does her own #stepGIRLS #selfie shoot because we asked her to…

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

Follow me on instagram INSTAGRAM and you probably won’t see me drunk with Irish women talking about how inconvenient pants are – and how unnecessary they are in public – and if it wasn’t for these social pressures and norms we live by…we would live in a far less oppressive policed state…but you will see random selfies girls send me…

Here are some steplinks…

15 Signs that Are Offensive….
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GIrls in Bras
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Duggar’s Kissing
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Genevieve Morton in a Bikini
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Dany is the Slut of the Day
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Urban Snowboarding
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It’s Easy to Sneak Contraband into Rikers Island
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Britains Actor of the Year is Some Chick in an Awful Dress
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Chrissy Teigen is a Lunatic
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Caitlin O’Connor Daisy Dukes
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Kelly Brook Lingerie Model..
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Selena Gomez Outtakes from Some Music Video
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Krysten Ritter Takes Public Transit
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Fat Ass in Leggings
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Christina Milian in Jeans
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“Fight Me” Prank
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Cute Baby Sea Otter
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Britney Spears Pokies
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Britney Spears is Terrifying
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Paris Hilton Cleavage
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Paris Hilton Has Sold 2 Billion in Perfume
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Star Wars “The Force Awakens”
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Ashley Tisdale Legs
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Stacy Keibler Post Baby Tits…
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Stacy Keibler Post Pregnancy Body
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Margot Robbie Tit Slip
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Nicki Minaj Big Cleavage
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How to Make a Michael Bay Film
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Nicole Kidman is a Robot
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Drunk Scary Spice
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Rachel Bilson Shat Out a Baby…
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Lisa Opie Yoga Pose
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10 Accidentally Perverted Sculpture…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Lesbians of the Day
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Weird Girl of the Day
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Naked Amateur Dressed Like Santa
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Busty Chick of the Day
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3 Naked Girls with 3 Hula Hoops…
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Some Playboy Chick
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Cara Buono from Waterland…
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Ass in Motion..
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Bad Pregnant Girl…
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Chinese Couple of the Day
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Wardrobe Malfunction
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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Selfie Bait
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Nov

YARA by Ted Emmons of the Day

Her name is Yara – and here she is topless for my friend and photographer TED EMMONS …and the pictures are pretty fucking lovely, but I could just be blinded by the tits, it happens to the best of us, and it’s the reason for 98 percent of the sex I’ve had with obese chicks…not that Yara is Obese, she is a delicate flower sent from topless heaven to make your day better.

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:YARA

2014

06

Nov

Eva Green for Campari Calendar of the Day

These are some pretty big production pics of Eva Green for Compari, and despite not being one of my advertisers, or paying me for this, I feel compelled to post them, because they are big, bright, red and interesting – and I guess being the half retard that I am, that’s enough for me – or maybe I still like Eva Green thanks to having big hot french tits from that Movie Dreamers where she fucked her brother – and incest, even when not real, is the best….

Posted in:Eva Green

2014

06

Nov

Miley Cyrus is Crazy on Instagram of the Day

Miley Cyrus in her bathrobe pushing out her tits – is one of the highlights of my day – because I guess I’ve been won over and sucked into Miley Cyrus and her weird as fuck creative team’s movement…

They do their weird as fuck instagram pictures that you know don’t come from a talented place, but from a try hard trying hard place, but I guess that’s what art is about these days, being weird for the sake of being weird…and the people, too dumb to really look at it, just eat it up, cuz it is Miley Cyrus..and she’s famous…

The reality is she could have taken any angle – and chose hipster topless chick – instead of prude country girl – and I guess that’s a good thing..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

06

Nov

Cara Delevingne for Top Shop Holiday of the Day

Cara Delevingne reminds me of the annoying handicapped girl with social skills, who was awkward as fuck and made you feel uncomfortable whenever she was around, but that put herself out there and the popular kids hung out with her – because she was fun and entertaining, and not overly embarrassing…there is just something off about her – and I am not talking about her heroin addiction, or poor little rich girl winning at life with celebrity stamp of approval, because she’s the it-girl…despite being ugly…or maybe I am…

Here’s a campaign she booked for Top Shop – the video is jokes…

TO SEE HER HOT IN A BLACK DRESS AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

06

Nov

Shay Mitchell Demonstrates What She Should be Doing of the Day

I am too lazy to do background research on Shay Mitchell…but figure she’s a stripper or was a stripper prior to booking Pretty Little Liars a show that made her extremely fucking famous, at least to a core audience of tweens, that I am sure she will leverage to make better career choices so that she doesn’t need to go back to this life of poll dance…

All I know is that if she was on stage at my strip club dressed like this, doing this, I wouldn’t put the dollar in my mouth to have her pick up with her vagina…if anything I would think she was mocking sex workers…and maybe she is…

Posted in:Shay Mitchell

2014

06

Nov

Mariah Carey in a Wet Suit Erotica of the Day

Mariah Carey must be a squirter in her old age, retirement, divorce, cuz she’s in a wet suit and there’s no logical explanation for this…I mean this is Mariah Carey, horribly high maintenance, who wears her heels in the shower and demands a diamond encrusted mic, because it suits her branding of being a tacky barbie doll cunt who can sing and does sing thanks to marrying the head of Sony who saw and made dollar signs with her…

Not that I care about Mariah Carey, it’s just when I see anyone in ill-fitting watersport gear, busting out well into her 50s, I get semi confused, at least enough to ask what the fuck is going on, even if Mariah Carey is insignificant in my life…and someone that only crosses my mind during Chrismas songs – and that’s only because they rape my brain…like you want to rape her in her wetsuit…sicko..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mariah Carey