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2014

06

Nov

Lady Gaga Picture of the Day

Lady Gaga is all about low hanging fruit for attention seeking. You know do anything people will look at, talk about, notice, until they stop caring because she’s done everything and the allure of her being subversive totally disappears and the obviosuly reality that she’s only trying to be shocking for attention takes away from it being shocking, and if anything is just boring and repetitive no matter how much effort she put into it…

So she could be topless, or flashing a thong ass, or even fisting herself using a dead person’t fist, while eating out a puppy, and the world would just not care…it’s just gaga being gaga and gaga being gaga sucks…even when naked…and not just because of her face and body, but because of all it represents…which is evil..

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Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

06

Nov

Izabel Goulart Does Pilates of the Day

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on

Izabel Goulart fitness makes me laugh, because I know what she’s doing here, and it’s not fitness, it is fetish erotic, it’s like a girl on a cam site picking her nose for the pervert asking to watch her pick her nose, because ever since elementary school he got hard looking at girls pick their noses….he’s weird…

I am sure this isn’t the reason she looks like this, I am sure she’s just doing this because she gets good response and press out of it, and it helps book her for campaigns and gives her an angle, and I am sure I love watching it…but I can’t buy into this being relevant fitness tips, but then again I am 300 pounds and know nothing about fitness, I am more into knowing about fit asses…it’s a skill.

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

06

Nov

Taylor Swift Car Selfie of the Day

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on

Taylor Swift and her team, that I assume involve her money grubbing parents – are pretty excited that she sold 1.5 million records, which I guess is totally unheard of in the music business now, because no one buys records…..but the fact is that her machine and the people she has campaigning for her have mastered the media. They figured out how to launch to the country market, how to penetrate the pop market, and it turns out it was all by her being penetrated by random relationships the world can all relate to….She’s this crossover star that touches all markets…while all kinds of men touch her…and now she’s teaching the kids how to car selfie…and hopefully crash because you’re a fucking Taylor Swift fan and must die…even though I know you know all the words to Shake It Off thanks to brainwashing…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

06

Nov

Cindy Crawford Topless #TBT of the Day

I am so current motherfuckers, I do THROWBACK THURSDAYS or #TBT posts to fit in with the rest of the world going through their photo archives to pull up uninteresting by highlight pics of their youth…to shove down our throats…like we fucking care…and don’t have real issues to deal with…like napping…

Only my Throwbacks aren’t me at DisneyLand being scared by Mickey Mouse…or me being molested by my school teacher at 10….

They are Cindy Crawford when she was nude in the 80s, early in her career, because models need to get naked to be taken seriously…and she was taken seriously, and still is, well into her 50s….so why not take a second to stare at her 1980s tits, it’s not like we have anything better to do…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2014

06

Nov

Alyssa Arce Big Tits in Some Photoshoot of the Day

Alyssa Arce is a busty Playboy chick who isn’t all that hot, but who is hot enough to pose in Playboy because of her huge natural tits, that take away from her face, and that allow us to focus on her body…that is pretty fucking great…

She was a bit of a crossover Playboy chick a few years ago, where she did some Terry Richardson shit, and spoke to the hipsters via her tits, helping Playboy rebrand from being the place for blonde bimbos from the 90s with fake tits…and now I guess she’s not doing topless pics, because that’s how arrogance works…you do the topless thing to get noticed, then feel like you don’t need to be topless to stay noticed…and I hate it…because nipples are meant to be seen..

Posted in:Alyssa Arce

2014

06

Nov

Nicki Minaj for V Magazine of the Day

Nicki Minaj was in V Magazine and she didn’t show off her nipples, even though fashion magazines are supposed to be the modern day Playboy, but she was trying to be sexy, if you can see past the annoying lie that is Nicki Minaj, which I think I can, to focus on her fake tits, fake lips, fake ass, fake hair, fake life, fake act, fake rap….that aren’t all that bad, if you don’t care about quality or authenticity…and I don’t think America really does…because otherwise people like this wouldn’t be raping the radio, instead of getting raped by men outside the strip clubs they work after their shift…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

06

Nov

Mean Girls Reunion Pics of the Day

Entertainment Weekly did some riveting, cutting edge, photo journalism, deep in the trenches of candy coated Hollywood Bullshit, and brought together the cast of Mean Girls for a 10 year anniversary photoshoot, because Hollywood has no original ideas and have a really hard time moving on, and I guess so does Lindsay Lohan…unless you consider her BOTOX face an original idea, I just consider it clownlike…

Maybe I’m hating, maybe I hate other people’s success, maybe I’ve never seen Mean Girls…and I don’t care about anything but the fall of Lohan, not referencing the Glory days of Lohan…or maybe I just smell Justin Long’s dick overpowering the image thanks to a showered Amanda Seyfried…

The fact that this is a big deal – anywhere in the world – makes me want to kill myself…

Posted in:Mean Girls

2014

06

Nov

Cat Shits in Deep Fryer and Other Videos of the Day

Weird Power Line Workout

Cyber Cafe Throwdown

Vermont Police Beat a Guy While He’s Down

Car VS Restaurant

Guitarist in NOFX Vs Fan Who Jumped On Stage

Weird Drunk Fight

5 Football Hooligans VS 1 Dude….

Dude of the Day

7 Year Old Saudi Kid Goes for a Drive

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Words of Wisdom. I’m here to inspire….and by inspire I mean tell stories of my awful and failed life to make you feel better about yours, while talking about celebrities who aren’t even that hot or sexy or interesting, but who have won….

I am also here to trick you into sending me nudes.

So Send Nudes…

I’m still drunk.

Lindsay Lohan Did Some Mean Girls Reunion Shoot – Because It is the Last Time She Mattered…
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Night Skiing is Cool
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Jeopardy Has the Best Fake Rapper Names
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12 Green Screen GIFs to Show You Hollywood Sucking
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Lady Gaga is Topless Backstage and Disgusting
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Artie Lange from Howard Stern Tweets ABout How He Wants to be a Slave Owner
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A whole bunch of Redheads….
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Jessica Chastain in Captain America / a Black Dress
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The Breasts at the CMAs
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Classic Movie Characters Who Died Dumb Deaths
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Britney has a New Boyfriend….handler…
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Ariana Grande at the CMAs
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Honey Boo Boo Slept in the Same Bed as the Molester – Because That’s What Molesters are into – even with fat girls who probably got her period at 4 due to fat
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Miranda Kerr Possible See Through
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Underwater Hotel of the Day
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Kat Torres is Hot in her Bikini
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Times Ice Cream Looks like Jizz
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This Guy Wants to be Eaten Alive by an Anaconda For TV Ratings
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

Never offer a uptight girl dressed like Wednesday Addams a half eaten cupcake you found on the subway, telling her you are giving it to her because you love her, and that eating it is worth the ebola scare…because she won’t appreciate.

Definitely don’t tell a girl you will force her to eat it..she will tell bar security and they will ask you to leave – because everyone is a jerk….when it comes to half eaten cupcakes you threaten to make girls eat for love…

Fascinating…

I’m drunk

Fuck you…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hoff Picture of the Day
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Internet Cleavage
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Salma Hayek is a Slut…
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Kelly Brook is a Slut
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Nicki Minaj is a Slut
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15 Animals Bro-ing Out…
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Kylie Jenner Gets Sued
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Magician Scares a Bitch
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It’s Ok for the Army to Call Soldiers Negros
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Jamie Chung is a Whore
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Katherine McPhee is a Slut
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Amanda Bynes is Fat
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Girls Tugging on Their Clothes…
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20 Food Related World Records
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How About Some Dakota Fanning
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Slut of the Day
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10 Reasons Why Trampolines are Good..
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Miranda Kerr Shitty See Through
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Some Taylor Swift Cover for You Homos
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Beyonce is a Slut
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Jessica Biel is Full of Babies
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15 Perfect GIFs
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Gisele is a Dude
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Taylor Swift is a Robot
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Anne Hathaway Slutty as Fuck..
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Katherine McPhee in Tight Dres…
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15 Mesmerizing Class Doodles…
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Karreuche Tran has a Bra
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2014 Fail Compilation
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Iggy Azalea Vag Slip
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Ice Cream That Looks Like Jizz
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Lorenzo Lamas Calls Shauna Sand a Bad Mom…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Big Tits in Video…Real Big Tits…in Video
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3 Naked Girls with 3 Hula Hoops…
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Breast Milking of the Day
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New Dance Craze
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Legit Attention Whore
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Big Brother Shower Time
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Crazy Baby Chiro
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Finger Every Hole
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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