2014
05
Nov
Margot Robbie is some overrated, Wolf of Wall Street, Australian pile of shit, that is probably rich and connected…because why else would she be on TV…or in Movies…I mean I guess should suck dick to get there – which would make sense because she’s that level of low level and here she is having a nip slip, a nip slip that doesn’t matter if you see the movie, because she fucks Leo in it and is topless the whole time…right..
I’m drunk…fuck all these idiots..
Posted in:Margot Robbie
2014
05
Nov
Emma Stone is trying to prove to the world that she’s not some shitty overrated actor who got lucky and landed a blockbuster movie role that she’s barely memorable in…you know that is just very fucking nerd friendly, like all she has done, which is perfect for nerd movies…Plays the accessible girl…dudes who don’t get laid will get sucked the fuck in….and I guess they did…
But now, she’s really testing herself, (HA), by doing a stage show, like real acting, trying to prove herself, her trade, by attempting some next level concept of a stage show..that is less forgiving than when she’s being shot on camera…and I guess who cares, she’s doing it in lingerie…for Cabaret…and anything to distract from her mouth…is good.
Posted in:Emma Stone
2014
05
Nov
The models name is – @onthe_wayout, she is the wife of the amazing and talented Jason Lee Parry , who shot these pics, as well as all the countless other pics over the last 5 – 10 years that have really defined the whole hipster photography movement that has been taken over and imitated by hipsters on instagram everywhere. This motherfucker is the OG at that vibe…and a lot of the time…features nudity…
I am a fan…and not just because I get to stare at his half naked wife for this For Love and Lemons campaign…or maybe it is because I get to stare at his half naked wife…
Whatever it is, it’s good.
Posted in:stepFASHION
2014
05
Nov
Irina Shayk is some Russian I like to call a Russian Hooker, because I am an asshole and I just assume that all Russians in America are hookers, who have either attached themselves to billionaires…or…well really that’s it….
I guess in Irina’s case, she dated a gay soccer player, who apparently isn’t gay, just Euro, and that opened all the fucking doors for her, since even with plastic surgery she’s hot as fuck…and when you’re hot as fuck…it’s easier to survive this scary world..
So here she is, no longer communist, for DT Spain…because she’s a babe…
Posted in:Irina Shayk
2014
05
Nov
I like making fun of Emily Ratajkowski, the big movie star, who I get the vibe is loving that she’s been in a movie, and it’s got to her head…like everything has worked out perfectly…because she’s pulled of a great fucking titty model scam….
She’s totally overrated, but has big tits and I guess, hating on her for making it happen, is like hating on Kim K for doing porn…I feel we are much better off knowing what her labias look like now that she is famous…so if anything, what she has done is good…even if she’s the fucking worst…
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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski
2014
05
Nov
Miranda Kerr is working for Wonderbra, because I guess Wonderbra wanted to give a fuck you to Victoria’s Secret by stealing their model – who they want nothing to do with since she’s a hooker….because Victoria’s Secret stole everything from Wonderbra…you see, if you know anything about bra wars, and I do, because I used to jerk off to bra catalogs when porn wasn’t accessible…Wonderbra dominated the good push up and cleavage…then Victoria’s Secret came in, destroyed, conquered and left Wonderbra for the 40 year olds…who missed the low grade Victoria’s Secret movement that is all hype…for nothing…when really we should focus on the slave labor they use to make your 50 dollar thong..
Doesn’t matter, either does Miranda Kerr..
Posted in:Miranda Kerr
2014
05
Nov
Gigi Hadid is some LA Rich kid, and like the majority of LA Rich kids, she doesn’t want to do anything of substance in her life, she wants to be a fucking model because models are relevant, they have instagram fame and they make some money, even though she doesn’t need money, all while not actually working….but pretending to be working and the whole thing is so glamourous, laid back and amazing…and their parent’s all encourage it, because they are just as horrible as their kids, and their kids being told they are hot, makes them feel like they are hot…and that’s just something that money can’t buy…or maybe it can, maybe it did…maybe that’s what these pics are….for Harper’s Bazaar…who made her look like a clown- because I guess they are mocking her…
Posted in:Gigi Hadid
2014
05
Nov
There is nothing erotic about girls in wedding dresses, unless of course those wedding dresses are being worn for some rich asshole who the model in the wedding dress is marrying for the good life, or for an ad campaign….and not for you, because one thing I know for sure, is that even the hottest girl’s husband secretly hates her for stealing his freedom and life…marriage is a joke…
But there’s a fantasy in girls in wedding dresses on their way to their wedding letting you up in them before it’s too late…one last hurrah…usually she is marry a friend of yours…and your an asshole…but are you really? I mean it’s not like you’re the one getting married..
Anyway, here’s Bianca Balti – in wedding dresses getting paid bro….
Posted in:Bianca Balti
2014
05
Nov
I was one of the first site’s to post a Die Antwoord video – many many years ago – and I’ve consistently been into whatever it is that they are doing with their weridness. I just think it’s funny that they became very mainstream and college girls eat this shit up and love it harder than I love college girls who don’t love me…
This is their new video with Cara Delevingne and other tricks…
Now dance….
Posted in:Die Antwoord
2014
05
Nov
Candice Swanepoel…is alright…for a South African….
I mean I wouldn’t want to be black and around her, knowing she would want to chain me up to work her farm…or maybe I would…because if you’re going to be owned by a white person, it’s better when it is this Blood Diamond, even if she’s statistically more likely to have AIDS than a street hooker…
Don’t hate me – hate statistics…and the South African AIDS rate…right…
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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel
