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2014

27

Oct

Lucy Hale’s Weirdo Halloween of the Day

I don’t really know who Lucy Hale is because she’s not very hot, and I don’t bother with ugly girls, they hardly exist to me, except when I am having sex with them, because ugly girls are the only girls I have sex with, but this ugly girl, doesn’t realize she’s ugly, thanks to being on TV, which means that even in being an ugly girl – she would think she was too good for me – and in all honesty, she probably is, I’m pretty low level..

That said, she dressed up as Twitter…and it was dumb.

Here she is After a Workout CLICK HERE

Here she is showing some bra CLICK HERE

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2014

27

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Bra for Instagram of the Day

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So Lindsay Lohan showing her bra…and no one really cares but me – and I only care because throughout the course of her rise and fall and attempted rise again for the ashes countless times…I mean even more times than she’s had dick inside her…the one thing that has been a constant has been her fake tits…and I guess her crazy…but her fake tits are more fun to look at, whether naked in Playboy or in Selfies…they are her best work yet…not that she’s ever actually worked, but you get what I am saying and that is that I like her tits.

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2014

27

Oct

Holly Peers Titties for Photoshoot of the Day

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Holly Peers is a Glamour model. Glamour models show their tits. But then again, so do real models, only Glamour models are trashier and more like strippers thn real models, and they only call themselves Glamour models because it sounds better thank “stripper who managed to get published in magazines to increase her stock price and level of desirability to soccer players and really anyone with money because they like a girl who has big tits and who is published better than other non-published gold digging hos”…

I am not against her work. I think it is a needed job…in this world…of tits…we like seeing em…

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2014

27

Oct

Natalie Dormer for Some Magazine of the Day

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Her name is Natalie Dormer. She is on Game of Thrones. I don’t watch game of thrones. I find wizards and dragons dumb as shit. I would watch game of thongs though, only if it involved me sniffing unsuspecting thongs, either on girls or off, to determine how many days they’ve been worn. But that is because I am weird.

Now she is in some magazine.

I AM MORE INTO HER PANTY FLASH

That’s all i have to say about that.

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2014

27

Oct

Morgane Warnier Hot for Zoey Grossman of the Day

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Morgane Warnier is some model I’ve never heard of – and these pics aren’t of her naked – or involved in some scandal – or really anything that interesting but they are shot by a girl naked Zoey Grossman who ignores me on social media – because I guess she thinks she’s better than me – you know never taken seriously by anyone – and I am ok with that – because I don’t take myself seriously anyways…

I don’t know who this is for, probably a hipster brand that is using hipster style to sell overpriced products…and I don’t really care because I think the shoot is good, it makes me feel like fall and I don’t need nipples in a photoshoot to want to have a girl sit on my face…I am capable of turning anything amazing..

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2014

27

Oct

Anja Rubik Tits for Flair of the Day

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Anja Rubik is a model – and these are her tits in some magazine called Flair…

She’s done NUDITY BEFORE – it is all part of being a model – especially when you’re an immigrant, because despite probably being shy about showing her tits when she was a kid, her agent was able to explain to her that if she wants to make it – she better be able to strip the fuck down, because a million other girls wish they were her…

She’s probably best known for doing Victoria’s Secret at least once…but then again, they are the company that “makes models relevant”…at least to the trailer park masses who buy their shit…

I like to think she’s best known for her body of titty work

This shoot is a little dude-like – but you queeers love that.

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2014

27

Oct

OK GO’s Incredible Misuse of Japanese School Girls of the Day

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I guess OK GO is known for viral video music videos, I remember their first one happening around the time of Youtube first starting up, where they were doing choreographed dance on a treadmill like a bunch of homos into aerobics…I hated it…

Now they are a bunch of homos on weird scooter things they probably own shares in, with a drone and 100 Japanese School girls who are doing nothing Japanese School girl fetishists would approve of…like fisting, or fucking eels, but instead playing with Umbrellas…pretty boring – but I’ll post it since it only has 45,000 views and I know it’ll probably have a billion..but more importantly to remind you that if you have 100 Japanese schoolgirls…don’t do something this vanilla and stupid with them…

Posted in:Videos

2014

27

Oct

Kim Kardashian Old Porn Tits on her Birthday of the Day

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If a porn chick like Kim Kardashian wears a revealing dress to show up what may or may not be implants her mom bought her at 16 because it would help with their whoring of her – in efforts to turn the family into some media celebrated billionaires – proving that the American dream exists, and it can happen if you’re rich, have rich friends, and are willing to prostitute yourself…do they make a sound?

I would assume not really, but I have to say what she’s done to the malleable youth minds by being a leader or inspiration to them all in this cellphone with camera generation – will only lead these kids and their self shot porn at 12 to great places..

Basically, what I am saying is that Kim Kardashian is the fucking worst. But you already know that. Just stare at her tits.

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2014

27

Oct

Maria Menounos in Army Gear of the Day

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Maria Menounos, like so many other girls before her, took the Halloween opportunity to wear something skimpy to either live out her inner slut that we all know exists, through costume…all while maximizing her brand by being spotted by the paparazzi…and I guess people still care about her relatively fit, despite being old booty…probably because it is Greek and they know it is her primary vagina….

I figure why not encourage her in her life after Extra, despite still doing work for Extra, because Extra is all she knows…as long as it is in a skin tight costume…

Boring, sure…but it happened..

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2014

27

Oct

Alexa Vega is On a Cruise Porn of the Day

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Alexa Vega is Robert Rodriguez’s Spy Kid bride, who he still casts in all of his movies from my understanding, because I assume he had sex with her, seeing as 16 is probably legal in Mexico, where he is from, and filming a movie together, or in this case, three movies together, in such close proximity – could lead to teaching her how to give her first BJ…a BJ she has taken to married life…with the guy I assume is in this picture, that she’s riding from behind while on a cruise…and that I am posting because I guess I’m a creepy voyeur…who cares about little pink bathing suit bottoms before / after sex.

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