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2014

24

Oct

Nicki Minaj Grabbing her Tits of the Day

Nicki Minaj posted this shit on Instagram today, before going crazy about THE VIDEO OF THE GIRL who is pretending she wishes she wishes she was Nicki Minaj – whole high after dental surger – in efforts to get on Ellen, who will be on Ellen, because they used Reddit properly – and Ellen and I guess Nicki Minaj are eating this shit up…it speaks to their egos ….

I prefer looking at her hack, lie, bullshit, acting school graduate who went for an Audition to become Nicki Minaj before becoming Nicki Minaj….which she also posts, because that’s why she got them…

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2014

24

Oct

stepGIRLS for Discreet Vapes and Got Vape of the Day

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I like girls who smoke weed. Especially at 4 am at their apartment while I watch…usually through the fire escape because I am not invited in…I mean they don’t even know I followed them home. I am romantic like that…….Just kidding…but I do like seeing girls smoke…and every girl smokes weed – but not every girl smokes weed using amazing technology…

I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not, but we’ve been pushing the PUFFiT 2 Portable Vaporizer by Discreet Vape. because I like watching the smoking culture blow the fuck up. I like seeing these girls posing with Vapes, blowing smoke out while half naked and sexy, and I felt the need to do a #stepGIRLS shoot of our own….

This vape looks like an Asthma pump, which is pretty fucking next level, in a good way, since you can trick people into thinking you’re dying of an asthma attack, when really you’re just getting trippy…even in front of the cops…so much potential…and it’s inexpensive as fuck so GET ONE OR 100

Here are the pics shot by AnotherSidewalk.Tv

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2014

24

Oct

Lady Gaga Nipples of the Day

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We have established that Lady Gaga has nipples and that she’s not afraid to show them in her shameless self promotion – but it’s getting boring. No one cares about her tits that we’ve already seen – we are more keen on seeing spread asshole – because if you are going to put yourself out there to be eccentric and different – it takes more than showing your tits…you need try to be the artist on some higher concept level you pretend to be – and really shock the fucking world…

I guess she fears losing endorsements, because she is a business, this is a business, and she want to come across weird – but she can’t do things that would actually be shocking – because she’s a fucking lie…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2014

24

Oct

Cara Delevingne Grabbing Her Tits of the Day

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Everyone loves “it” girl Cara Delevingne….socialite who has positioned herself better than most socialites, by being quirky, fun and funny, likeable, accessible – while hanging with A-Listers and nobodies alike…just being all that hipster cool…that she is…and I don’t hate it – I mean bi-sexual – identity crisis that is doing no harm – but grabbing her tits in video is totally fine by me…always .

This is supposed to be for testicular cancer – but it is about tits and pussy…something Cara has, sucks and likes…as long as the person it belongs to is a hollywood star.

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2014

24

Oct

Erin Heatherton Breast Feeding a Monkey of the Day

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Best time EVER with @lillypulitzer and the loving voice of reason in the background @rbello thank you for enriching my modeling career with monkey licking ????????????????

A video posted by Erin Heatherton (@erinheathertonlegit) on Oct 10, 2014 at 4:39pm PDT

Erin Heatheron is a Victoria’s Secret model who is best known for being one of Leonardo Dicaprio’s “girlfriends” even though there are countless rumors that he’s gay….proven by the fact that he’s an actor and acting in and of itself is pretty fucking homo…not to mention he always dates these models who work together, they are colleagues and friends…meaning if the stories are true and not just marketing campaign to make him seem like a Playboy and not someone who plays with boys, and makes them more A-List than they are….making you think think that posing on camera for money isn’t all they do for money…hookers never get jealous of other hookers – they get the program …if you know what I mean..

And if you don’t, here’s a video of Erin Heatherton breast feeding a Monkey that made me laugh….and Here’s her needy photographer…I assume she fucks…cuddled up to her…

Very cuddly day with monkeys.. My favorite one right here ???????? @rbello @lillypulitzer

A photo posted by Erin Heatherton (@erinheathertonlegit) on Oct 10, 2014 at 5:37pm PDT

TO SEE MORE PICS OF HER ON THE BEACH CLICK HERE

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2014

24

Oct

Taylor Swift Cameltoe of the Day

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Taylor Swift had a Cameltoe on Jimmy Kimmel – because I guess when this girl isn’t having sex, her terrorist of a Vagina feels the need to attack anything close by. If not people she can pretend are her boyfriends while they fuck – even if just for a week – or Models she’s seduced into her multi million dollar homes – the logical thing for her to swallow is her tight pants during her performance…

That said, here is her interview with Kimmel – if you care…

Here is her performance…

And remember if you know her lyrics…she’s brainwashed us all…and we are doomed as a society…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

24

Oct

Maria Menounos Does Yoga Poses of the Day

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Maria Menounos puts a lot of work and effort into making herself a celebrity. I guess after talking about celebrities for a long time on a shitty celebrity gossip TV show that she ended up on because she was trying to be a celebrity of her own – and it was the only gig she got – has helped her craft a bottom feeding strategy to become a reality star in her own right…

You know, pushing her fitness, her ass, her nonsense staged paparazzi pics…

And I still think her best work was the day HER PUSSY SLIP Happened in 2011

I just think this Yoga “look at me I’m Maria Menounos, a star in trailer parks around America”…is dull and if anyone pushing 40 wants to really deliver…they should focus on their outty vagina we’ve all seen – even when they are greek and the word vagina directly relates to Anus…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

24

Oct

Micaela Schafer Does Halloween of the Day

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You probably don’t know who Micaela Schafer, even though she’s an angel sent from heaven left in Germany to fame whore in the best way possible…by getting totally fucking naked…

She’s done this a bunch of times the last few years, it’s pretty desperate but she’s either 30 or older and I guess she figured she’s got naked for free all these years, she might as well do it to help build up her brand…

So she started getting invited to events where she would dress up – or dress down to get some buzz, she got addicted to the coverage and continues to bring it…and to me, she’s the most important thing out of Germany or even Europe right now…because she brings hope that all the other failed actors and models and strippers will do the same nonsense using their contacts they’ve made – because I like this titty in public cry for attention…it’s the level of desperation and pathetic I can get off to, especially since she’s a babe.

Posted in:Micaela Schafer

2014

24

Oct

Jamie Lynn Sigler Tits of the Day

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Do you remember jerking off to Meadow Soprano? Me neither. I think on the scale of sex appeal, this motherfucker was a 0. I mean I think Tony Soprano’s tits were probably more desirable in the grand scheme of things – but that’s just because it’s not gay if he’s dead…right?

Here she is showing some cleavage at an event, and it’s really not all that sexy and I don’t really know why I am bothering with this, because let’s face it – we’re an internet porn era and getting off to cleavage would be a real flashback to what was…you know when you used to jerked off to the thought of girls you actually knew and not gaping assholes….back when you didn’t have their facebook to cross reference..because getting off to a real person was a thing….…and sometimes it just takes a shitty cleavage on d-list celeb to realize pussy you kinda know in real life is really what’s actually important in life….

That said – Jamie Lynn Sigler’s Best Work was her 2008 Pussy Flash – Back When Pussy Flashes Still Mattered …She’s an inny…

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Posted in:Jamie Lynn Sigler

2014

24

Oct

Naya Rivera’s Got Cleavage of the Day

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Naya Rivera was once on Glee, then she started dating a large penis black rapper, only to be dumped by him, kicked off the show and re-married to some new asshole within a 2-3 month period…and now…she’s got fake tits….and what looks like a Botox…up on some Kim Kardashian video vixen shit – I guess it all works out in the end – if this is what you would consider “working out”.

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