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2014

22

Oct

Ashley Tisdale’s Married Parking Ticket in Ripped Jeans Porn of the Day

Here’s a very very very specific fetish for you Ashley Tisdale fetishists, you know the assholes who bought into her marketing program and believed she was actually the hottest girl on the Kids Show your creepy ass was forced to watch, or watched as a guilty pleasure because it made you cum.

It’s her recently married ass in ripped jeans getting a parketing ticket…

You know something you’d think was too obscure to get a hard on for….but that you know that somewhere out there lives a man, probably a parking ticket cop, who gets off to this shit…and I guess that’s why she’s doing it…

You know at this stage in the game – she’s got to take any male attention she can get since it’s pretty much over for her..

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2014

22

Oct

Elizabeth Gillies Likes Ghosts for Facebook of the Day

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I dont’ really know who Elizabeth Gillies is…I’ve DONE A FEW POSTS ON HER in various states of being slutty on social media because no one actually cares about her – and her really lucrative career on some kids show – other than a bunch of perverts who were forced to watch the kids show and have that kids show be the only contact they have with the outside world – because the world has essentially chopped off their fucking testicles…and by world I mean their wife and kids…which brings up a good point about breeding, the most alpha thing to do…spreading your seed, for some reason always ends up with becoming a total bitch…

Weird..but not as weird and amazing as her making blowjob faces and using some halloween app to slut it up – simulating a load on her face – because that’s what it looks like and we all know that Elizabeth Gillies is well aware, that’s why she did this.

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2014

22

Oct

Sara Sampaio for Jeremy Scott of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is the skinny Portuguese model who Victoria’s Secret has recruited to be the next Adriana Lima…and I guess they’ve given her to Jeremy Scott for Adidas because I guess they are tyring to get her in with the hipster rappers who don’t seem to care that they are wearing flamboyant because they don’t seem to care about gay guys dressing them even though they hate gays, it’s part of hip hop…and I guess she’s not looking all that hot, but I figure any girl dressed let a ghetto hood rat video vixen, is good enough for me to stare at…for 4-5 seconds…which happens to be the amount of time I spent ont this post…I am hard hitting journalism like that…

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2014

22

Oct

Clara Settje Nude by Matteo Montanari of the Day

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Her name is CLARA SETTJE , she’s a model out of New York…part of Trump Agency, which I guess is Donald Trump’s strategy to recruit new wives….and she’s naked for some photographer named Matteo Montaro and as someone who loves models who get naked for the sake of getting naked and building her portfolio so that she can become the next big thing…so I guess that means that me Clara is my girlfriend…

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2014

22

Oct

Top 10 Kate Hudson Lives of the Day

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My favorite thing that Kate Hudson has done in her career, is not these old lady breast implants – we can all assume she got….

It’s not any of her shitty movies she proved that acting required little no talent to be a part of…

It’s not her teen pregnancy – with some older dude – to give hope to older dudes everywhere that if they are rich enough they can trap some 19 year old broken hollywood baby to have your baby….

It’s not even that she rolled through every dude in Hollywood, probably starting at a young age thanks to her Goldie Hawn access…you know filling the emptiness of being a celebrity baby with cock…

It’s that she drove Owen Wilson to attempted suicide, at least that’s what the rumor was…I mean that’s some seriosuly powerful, psychotic, mind fucking pussy…but maybe I just can’t relate since I don’t have feelings…but if I did – I highly doubt any loose woman would lead me to jump..proving that either actors are broken and weak people – or that Kate Hudson’s addictive as fuck..

Either way, she lives, and so do her tits, as she pushes 40.

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2014

22

Oct

James Franco and Megan Fox for Halloween of the DAy

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Here is Megan Fox dressed up like something you can probably masturbate to…maybe even something you’ve already masturbated…you know like the host of a demon child who just had said demon child ripped out of her womb before polluting the world and destroying her vagina…something that is too little too late and just fantasy…because instead of abortion, she went with Ruin Career and sex appeal because she was so in love with the pscyho David from 90210 who trapped her crazy ass..

But I guess it’s Halloween and you can dress like anything…

Posted in:James Franco

2014

22

Oct

Jojo Levesque Shows Off her Necklace of the Day

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Jojo Levesque was someone considered Jail bait at 17, because she had a music video in an era when people still jerked off to music videos, and watched them on TV. I never understood her appeal, because she was alway thick, a lot like a little boy, and really not very memorable…and I guess the rest of the world realized that when she turned 18 and the fact that she was illegal to lust after was out of the masturbation fantasies, people came to their senses….she fell off the map – spent all her money on her black boyfriend who you know violated…got fat…and now is on her comeback tour because she’s got mouths to feed and I guess she figures if she did it once she can do it again..and I’m just posting it because you can see her bra…not like that means anything, every girl who leaves her house who still bothers with bras pretty much show them off…but I am hoping at least one of you weirdos is still in love with her, still has the posters up in your creepy masturbation lair…and this helps you go on with your pathetic life. I am a hero like that.

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2014

22

Oct

Maitland Ward’s Subtle Dress of the Day

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I wrote about Maitland Ward yesterday , if you consider what I do actually writing…

I mean I see letters but they don’t actually mean anything…sure they are words but ultimately just nonsenese…but what I was getting at is that this Maitland is busty, she’s never really made it in Hollywood, her claim to fame was Boy Meets World a long time ago, and now she’s on some promo tour, getting invited to obscure event where the paparazzi is, and getting naked – in revealing dresses…shameless attention seeking…

I don’t know if she’s trying to promote anything, maybe filming a documentary, or just bored and looking for something of substance…

I just know that she’s doing this everyday, she’s on some kind of half naked mission and I would be crazy to try to stop her – because it is funny, sad, and touches me on so many levels – I wish every girl was this eager to get noticed and on the blogs…but then I guess Maitland would be nothing special…and clearly she’s pretty fucking special…

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Posted in:Maitland Ward

2014

22

Oct

Shoot Out in Canada Parliament Building and Other Videos of the Day

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Soldier Shot at War Memorial…in canada

Ghetto Fight Involving 100 people, including a chick in a wheel chair…and 2x4s…the world..is fucked

Woman VS Fire Extinguisher

The man Who Accidentally Caught Himself on Fire

Kurd Dancer Accidentally Shoots His Friend

Raving Princess of the day

Parents Encourage Their Kids to Fight

Naked Dude on a Bike

Posted in:Videos

2014

22

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One more of @anastasiaashley from the back in a bikini to celebrate winter – because that's my #wcw

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on Oct 10, 2014 at 7:33am PDT

Apparently there was a Canadian shooting.

Despite your hopes and dreams, especially if you’re a model who I tease…or a Social Activist feminist who finds Halloween costumes offensive and is protesting outside the Hallween store because a “sexy” anything but a “woman owned sex shop worker”…is wrong…

I wasn’t one of the people shot…

I was sleeping…because that’s what unemployed alcoholics do.. We Sleep…and often times hope never to wake up – but we always wake up – until we never wake up…

Here are some morning Links…in the stepLINKS…

Ikea Halloween is So Good
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Bristol Palin Freak Out
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Embarrassing Photos of Rappers
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9 Horrible Couple Costumes
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Babes Tugging at their Clothes
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Dita Von Teese Titties for Instagram
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The Superimposted Movie Posters guy is Cool
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The Simpson’s Reincarnated as Other Famous Cartoons
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15 Old People with the Best Fucking Shirts
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Maitland Ward See Through
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Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
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Renee Zellweger is Glad You Don’t Think She’ Looks Like Renee Zellweger
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People in Spongebob Costumes
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Full Body Condom
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McDonalds Serves “Organic” Dishes to Food Experts…
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10 A-List Stars Who Started in Sketch Comedy…
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