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2014

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

And I can't even name one Squad that's keeping up ???? @moon_gypsy_ + @laura_ava ???? COMING SOON

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Girls are much more into anal propositions – even when they are anal virgins – if you promise to sing them love songs while you do it.

At least when they are girls from the internet…because when you offer strangers in the grocery store anal with love song serenades…they usually get their boyfriends or security to tell you to fuck off…


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Here are some links…

Internet’s Booty Hall of Fame
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Colleen Shannon is the Babe of the Day
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9 Couple Costumes that are the Worst…
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Sister Cristina Scuccia Singing Like a Virgin…
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Tyga Put a Baby in Kylie Jenner
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Victoria’s Secret Models Naked…
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Sasha Grey Reenacts Real Weird Sexts
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DJ Colleen Shannon is All Kinds of Amazing
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Kim Kardashians’ Hard Nipple
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Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom in Love…
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Marcel the Shell With Shoes on Must Die…
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Slut of the Day ….
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The Scariest Threats to the US
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Amanda Cerny’s New Music Video
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Car Selfies…
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I Still Find Lindsay Lohan Hot
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Kirk Cameron is a Lunatic
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The Weirdest Lock on Earth
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Drunk Russian Wisdom
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Jennifer Lawrence a Some Event
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Paris Hilton Bare Midriff
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Sarah Jessica Parker’s Publicity Stunt Fail…
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You Don’t See This Weirdness Everyday
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13 Creepiest Unexplained Photos…
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Joanna Krupa is Slutty
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Miss Virgina Got hacked…
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Guy Superimposts Movie Posters Over Friends
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Behati Prinsloo Topless Outtakes
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Maitland Ward – No Panties in a See Through Dress
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Paul George Plays Against a Dog..
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Hot Girls in Hats…
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Some Couple at an Event In NYC of the Day
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Hottest Models From Melbourne…
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Teens React to 1980s Fashion
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Camille Rowe in Victoria’s Secret Catalog
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Cameron Diaz Tits Tits in Some Magazine…
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Matthew McConaughey on the Redskins…
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Amber Rose Fat Ass Zombie…
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Hilaria Baldwin doing Yoga in the Pumpkin Patch!!!
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David Arquette’s Fight with Fiance Caught on Tape
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Michelle Rodriguez in a Dress
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Kaley Cuoco’s Legs
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Doutzen Kroes Legs
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26 Sexiest Pics of Carrie Fisher
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Bella Thorne is Riding a Pumpkin
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Man Fakes Coma to Steal 40,000 Dollars
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Insane Fast Food Items You Can’t Get in the US…
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest and Be Her Date to the AVNs…
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21 Minutes of Cam Girls…
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Hot Babe in the Shower
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Joey Fisher Has Huge Tits…
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Girl Helping Girl..
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Cam Girl Shirts Out Toy
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Kate Upton Rookie Pics from before She was Fat…
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Ayee Bee is Amazing…
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Naked Babe in Water…
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Naked Cassandra
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Vintage Pam Anderson Playboy Pics
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Selfie Bait.
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

21

Oct

Drunk Models for Interview of the Day

The models are:


Anja Rubik, Edita Vilkeviciute, Daria Strokous, Andreea Diaconu and Lily Donaldson

They are pretending to be drunk, sure fashion drunk, but drunk nonetheless for some photographer in interview magazine, and I figured this would be porn to you – since every girl you’ve ever banged has been at this level of intoxication, only she wasn’t playing it up like a half dead corpse barely capable of self lubricating, for an editorial shoot, but rather was a half dead corpse barely capable of self lubricating, because you fed her those sedatives…I mean a guy’s got get laid somehow…and it’s not really your fault if the girl you’re date raping is inebriated…even if you helped get her that way..and it’s not even date rape…if you didn’t take her on a date.

Right?

Either way, love this shoot..it speaks to my soul and represents every love I’ve ever known on the first night we had sex…here are the pics..

Posted in:stepFASHION

2014

21

Oct

Nicki Minaj for GQ of the Day

Nicki Minaj is in November’s GQ, because she’s famous and a big deal, with her ass worshipping videos people get excited about, even though her ass they are worshipping is probably and implant and a prop in her very lucrative acting role, where she plays a Black Lady Gaga weirdo, turned edgy half naked hip hop female rapper, for the white girls that eat it up…because in the event you didn’t know, she was in Acting school when she went for the Nicki Minaj audition and what has come of it has been a lie…but as time goes on, and she gets badder and badder, I’m starting to fall into her nonsense..or at least stare at her attention seeking, revealing stunts…cuz I like ass and titties and the girls willing to showcase them to make millions as much as the next guy – even if her music makes me want to cut of dick and balls and stuff them in my ears so that I never have to hear, fuck, or really live cuz I’ll bleed out….again…

here are a few of the faux bad girl – being decent pics via GQ

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

21

Oct

Cailin Russo Topless of the Day

I’ve made fun of Cailin Russo a little bit because that’s what I do when I like girls. It is also what I do when I hate girls. So it is hard to differentiate the two…not that I actually care about any of these girls. They only exist in my inbox as they are self promoting themselves aggressively, trying to be “it girls” or part of campaigns – because it validates them and helps grow their social media – so that they feel more important than the other girls who aren’t as eager for attention…

Now I don’t hate that, I like girls who get in front of the camera – especially when topless…but there are just so many of them, it’s hard to really differentiate one from the other. They all blend into one hipster pile of hair on a skinny body with shitty tattoos…that I would ejaculate on, but in my defence I’ve ejaculated on some weird shit in my day…from kitchen tables to public door knobs…to college desks to panties found at the laundromat…I’m talent.

I just think in the grand scheme of everything – in my life and your life – no matter how much money she makes, or how shitty her dad’s punk band is, she doesn’t matter…you could argue that nothing matters..and I guess you’d be right…but along with nothing comes Cailin – just in the right circle – Russo…and here are her tits.

Posted in:Cailin Russo

2014

21

Oct

AshelyInLA Wishes Evander Holyfield a Happy Birthday of the Day

Happy Birthday Evander Holyfield. #DreamBig #NeverGiveUp #Worldpeace.

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on

AshleyInLa is one of the greatest things to happen to social media. I’ve been following her antics on instagram for a long time – she’s basically making fun of all the fame whores out there – by doing a variation of their fame whoring – it what I think is a pretty fucking genius way – and throughout the whole process – has pretty rockin’ body…

So yesterday was Evander Holyfield’s birthday…follow your dreams…and my dreams are following AshleyInLa

Now – here she is on her lip gloss

NO PERVY COMMENTS PLEASE! This is about my lipgloss. #Chanel #Worldpeace

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on

And – Here she is playing with Dan Bilzerian’s money

Follow your dreams always. #DreamItDoIt #worldpeace

A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on

She’s the best…

Posted in:AshleyInLA

2014

21

Oct

Gigi Hadid Cleavage at Some Event of the Day

Gigi Hadid has cleavage…as do most girls who aren’t breast cancer survivors…or 8..now that girls go through puberty at 11.

She is only 18 or 19 – so you are a pervert for liking these tits, but you’re not nearly as big of a pervert as family friend Paul Marciano – from Guess? fame – who cast her in his campaigns when she was just a little girl…because her gold digging fame whore mother wanted her working – and her dad was too busy creeping on young hot girls to fuck behind the mom’s back – that he figured this would keep them all busy when not spending his ridiculous amounts of money..

Some rich girls want ponies, others want to be in Sports Illustrated, when your dad is over the dop enough – I guess anything happens…and here are her young tits.

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid

2014

21

Oct

Amanda Holden’s Ass for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know who Amanda Holden is, but apparently she tweeted a picture of her ass on set of some morning or daily or TV show and her fan base went nuts – probably because she’s got a good ass despite being 44…and maybe because people on TV don’t just tweet their asses, even when she’s being so clever with the way she shows it off by pretending this is what the camera angle from behind looks like – up on some news anchor / David Letterman not wearing pants behind his desk…kind of thing…and I guess when anyone tweets their ass, even a grandma, because her dress doesn’t fit proper – whether on TV or not…I’ll stare…because I like ass…and that’s all I have to say about that.

Posted in:Amanda Holden

2014

21

Oct

Nina Agdal’s Half Court Basketball Shorts of the Day

Half court #nbd #enthusiastic ????????

A video posted by Nina Agdal (@ninaagdal) on

Nina Agdal has posted this video – or at least a similar one already. I guess she’s digging into her archive of self shot nonsense to keep her social media updated – the pressures of modern fucking life…and I just want to say that I encourage this behavior from her because she’s not showing off her big, wonky waterhead – as she’s got a bit of a Downs Syndrome vibe…and she’s not really focusing on her “I’m tall as fuck that’s why I am a model, and before being a model, I was a basketball player, since any excuse to get out of communism was a good one”…but she doesn’t have to worry about that anymore, she’s got the stamp of approval that will ensure a rich husband, just not Adam Levine, who has tainted her vagina, but who went for the Victoria’s Secret model instead…I guess he knows handing out green cards to these immigrants is valuable and he’s gotta choose the best he can…who cares…apparently I do..because I just spent 1 minute of my life writing this drivel…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2014

21

Oct

In Bed Lingerie Catalog Shoot of the Day


The photographer’s name is JEFF TSE …I’ve posted some of his lingerie stuff before HERE . Cuz I’m with it…

I am not sure what these shoot is for, but I do know that it involves a model in lingerie in bed, and I figure that that is all we need to know.

It’s like there are staged lingerie pics of girls photoshopped to shit…to promote lingerie, then there is this where I feel like I am up in bed with her…and it is safe to say that I prefer when I feel like I am up in bed with a half naked model – it’s better than looking to my right and seeing my fat wife in leggings that aren’t leggings but rather sweatpants that fit like leggings as her gunt hangs out of the top as she chugs what must be melted ice cream in some kind of crisis because the frezer broke and she must salvage it all before it’s too late…

My life is hell..

Posted in:Jeff Tse

2014

21

Oct

Bregje Heinen on the Beach of the Day

Bregje Heinen just did Maxim Magazine, which really doesn’t mean anything at all, because Maxim is the fucking worst…

It is a massive pile of irrelevant shit that didn’t manage to convert to the web very well, and that were forced to use real low level talent in their shoots up until this year when they tried the rebrand because they were struggling hard..

I was in Maxim in 2007. I know first hand.

I also get lawyers letters everytime I mention Maxim, because they are team players who really get it like that.

Fuck those asshoels…even though I’d rather fuck this asshole…the one hiding in Bregje Heinen’s bathing suit in her instagram pic…

Posted in:Bregje Heinen