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2014

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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#stepGIRL ?? ???? @lucikrizkovaa by the 5 ????????? General @jako_photography #stepREPUBLIC

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Looks like tonight is going to be another night of my trying to ignore my wife’s heavy breathing, hoping it actually stops, literally…while being romantic with girls on TINDER – because the internet proves there is no need to leave your house…ever…the sex is there…not in actual real life…and the booze is cheaper…

While I do that…here are some stepLINKS

Skin or Leggigns
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People Who Fear ABOLA
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Sideboob…
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Erykah Badu Singing in Times Square
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Kylie Jenner’s Hot Selfie…
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Car Safety Tip of the Day
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Nicole McDee is the Slut of the Day
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Lionel Richie Could be Khloe Kardashian’s Dad
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Selena Gomez in White…
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People Who Ressemble Things…
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Selena Gomez Walks Around Her House Naked
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A Miley Cyrus Under Cunt
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Dude Arrested for Throwing Sex Toys at a Minor
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People Haunted By their FB Updates
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Crazy Hos
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The Best Cosplay Costumes from Comicon
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Ferne McCann See Through
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Chris Noth Thought Sex and the City’s Carrie was a Whore – a really Ugly Overpriced – Whore
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Girls in Shorts…
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17 Greatest Game Show Fails….
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Halle Berry
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Shailene Woodley at Some Event
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Floor Gives Out at the North Face Store – Shoppers are Forced to Climb a Wall…
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Trying to Look Up Pixie Lott’s Skirt of the Day
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Iggy Azalea is Disgusting
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Thai Dancer of the Day
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Crazy Venezuelan Prices…
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Britney Looks Normal
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Carmen Electra at Some Event
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Nicole Scherzinger Drops Cleavage…
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Miley Cyrus Topless
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Abby Cubey Bikini Hotness…
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Life is Better When You are Asleep
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Old School Hotness!
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Jessie James Decker Legs
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9 Moves to Get the Girl
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Hottest Mugshots Ever…
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Courtney Stodden is Ridiculous
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Skiing Down a Volcano
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Jennifer Tilly and an Umbrella
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Denise Van Outen Legs…
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This Dirty Dancing – Patrick Swayze Kid is a Joker
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Anastasia Ashley Fit Body
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Man Arrested for Striking Woman with a Burrito
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Tulisa Contostavlos Tits…
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22 Sneaky Animals Stealing…
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Emma Stone Slutty…
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A Bunch of Redheads for Thursday
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Brad Pitt Doesn’t Have a Soul….
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Shitty Gifts From Loved Ones
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Kelly Brook Fat Chick Clothes
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Snoop Steps Up his Iggy Hate
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Jason Biggs Pees on Chelsea Handler
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Squirt of the Day
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Asshole Tries Jumping Over a Car
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Lauren Cohan Walking Dead Star Models Underwear
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Maniac Stalking..
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Lucy Pinder and Emma Glover Topless
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Big Clit Clarissa is Terrifying….
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Crazy Fucking Hips
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Prolapse of the Day
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Skin or Leggings?
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The Girl Who Signs EDM to her Deaf Friend
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Butt Darts
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The Man with a Moth in His Ear
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Penelope Cruz – Hot Ass!
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

16

Oct

Jason Biggs Peeing on Chelsea Handler’s Face of the Day

I don’t know how authentic this Jason Biggs peeing on Chelsea Handler vine is. It was posted by his wife and baby momma, Jenny, who I used to be internet friends with, and who is clearly a fame whore, while Jason Biggs and Chelsea Handler are clearly fame whores, just trying to make it, so it’s very possibly just a stupid stunt…because without cock there is no pee and even if it was pee – it’s hardly the worst thing she’s ever done, I mean how do you think she got famous in the first place…

This is all of their big break…well second big break…well..hoping it is their second big break…

Here she is talking about it/ seeding the viral story…

Posted in:Chelsea Handler|Jason Biggs

2014

16

Oct

Lydia Hearst’s Behind the Scenes Esquire Shoot of the Day

Her name is Lydia Hearst. She’s an actress and model but most importantly, she is the one. The only one….when I watch her, at least in this Esquire video, I can’t really see anyone else, maybe because she’s the only one in the video, or maybe because she’s just so perfect on all levels that no one else exists when she’s around….you know the kind of girl I would want to write letters to from prison, before filming a documentary on how I am going to win her love and affection by sitting outside her house, until her security gets rid of me, you know the background romance to my seduction that we can one day show our grandkids how our enternal love came to be, and in the mean time, I’ll just let this tingle in the pit of my stomach in love feeling that may just be indigestion. I eat pretty badly…I can’t be too sure…so until I shit myself…linger…and instead watch the video of her – because it’s all I have…but not all I need. Lydia, if you’re out there, will you go on a date with me? One that lasts forever? Or does me showing everyone your tits in video looking amazing ruin my chances?

I guess only time will tell…but I believe in the power of love…that love will set us free…that all we need is love…and every other love reference I’ve had shoved down my face over and over in songs…because whatever I just experienced watching this was poetic…if not a religious experience…hold me…

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2014

16

Oct

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Swimsuit Collection of the Day

Victoria’s Secret Bikini and Lingerie Model and mom of 2 – has figured out the complex plight of the bikini model – what do you do when the bikini model body turns too old to bikini model – you start a bikini line – usually funded by the people you bikini modelled all these years for because you owe them your life for bringing you out of Brazil and taking you to this level…

You see because even products being pushed to 40 year olds, use young girls for them to hate – rather than people their age to hate….it’s simple logic, they can always blame their youth for their bodies, but when you put someone their own age in front of them half naked, it makes their mom asses look lazy and sloppy as shit…

So instead of modelling, launch a brand, Jessica Alba this shit, get rich….and these are the pics.

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2014

16

Oct

Cindy Crawford for Citizen K International Photoshoot of the Day

Here’s Gold Digger Cindy Crawford, who was celebrated by her PR Team for being one of the original supermodels. You know a woman who made money in her own right, doing her own thing, and paving her own way in the fashion industry. A woman who I’ve seen in person and is totally substantial and amazing even at 100…but who no one ever talks about how she married the GERBER family heir…who I would assume is probably a billionaire…because models always go for billionaires, if anything I think they become models to meet and bed billionaires…whether they are millionaires on their own or not….it’s all about dating up…

So one of the Original gold digging models, turned wife and baby momma to the future Gerber heirs…did some campaign and she looks fucking good, if I was a billionaire I would buy her too…and all the younger versions of her that come along because that’s what being a billionaire is all about…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2014

16

Oct

Lily Allen Midlife Crisis Concert Tour of the Day

Lily Allen doing this whole pretend she’s not in her 30s, dressing like she’s 20, while making fun of the 20 year olds who are booking her on their tours, since they probably listened to her when they were 8, and she was relevant for that summer…

I find the whole thing offensive, but I guess I am not one of those people who believes in the whole be yourself, do what you want, do what feels right, even if it stems from insecurity…or seems like it is trying to hard.

I am the kind of person who feels that at your 30th birthday, no bikini’s, crop tops, booty shorts, allowed…unless you’re a stripper, in which case your desperation counterbalances the disgustingness…but when you’re rich and don’t need to be doing this…don’t do this…class it up a bit idiot..she’s a fucking mom of two, three if you count the abortion…this is not mom behavior, not even on Halloween…especially not in real life.

Posted in:Lily Allen

2014

16

Oct

Rebeccan Romijn Wrinkles of the Day

Rebecca Romijn Wrinkles is the new Rebecca Romijn Stamos…this is what life after John Stamos does to you. You know you get with the fat kid from Stand By Me and the ghetto superhero in My Secret Identity, you get old…fast and the hot thing about it is knowing that if you cum on her properly, that shit will fester in the crevices of her face for at least 3 showers…and there is something erotic about that, I mean not to me, but to anyone with a geriatric fetish. You know those diaper changing orderlies who either jerk off to the elderly they wipe down, or worse, have sex with them because they won’t tell you as they appreciate the fuck, and no one will believe them if they told anyway, because it would take a sick fuck to participate in that kind of behavior..coupled with the whole Alzheimers..

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Posted in:Rebecca Romijn

2014

16

Oct

AnnaSophia Robb Sucking a Lollipop of the Day

AnnaSophia Robb along with having a dumb double name turned into a single name, is also a girl from Charlie and the Chocolate factory that you probably got excited for the day she turned 18, like when you watched Harry Potter…and now she’s at a Hockey game eating candy the way she was supposed to…with her boyfriend…who isn’t you…because you are too busy watching kids movies waiting for girls to turn 18…and not really something anyone famous…or really with a vagina would want to part of…unless she was extremely fat, had a personality disorder, maybe a retardation or just suffering from loneliness…but not someone like AnnaSophia and her stupid two names turned into one name…but at least you can watch her suck lolly like you do every halloween outside the public school…you fucking creep.

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Posted in:AnnaSophia Robb

2014

16

Oct

Sarah Hyland’s Tits on Set of the Day

Remember when Sarah Hyland was getting restraining orders against her psycho ex boyfriend for beating up on her a few weeks ago?

Well I guess she’s decided to move on with her life, and taunt his crazy ass with some tits…because here she is on set showing cleavage like Sofia Vergara taught her…because cleavage got Sofia Veragara everything she has and I guess if she has one lesson to teach her teen daughter from the show she slept her way onto, while the teen daughter’s bio parents are off on a yacht spending her hollywood money thanks to successful stage parenting…it’s that…and I know that I appreciate it…and I am pretty sure that you do too…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2014

16

Oct

Luna Mae’s Lingerie Shoot of the Day


Marlijn Hoek is not known…I’ve never heard of her…She has something like 11 followers on instagram but she’s fucking perfect…

Reminding us that no every model is a celebrity in her own right, there are plenty of hot as fuck girls making money getting half naked who are pretty much what a model is meant to be – a hot body to showcase clothes…and not some celebrity fame whore groupie hooker accessory on a yacht…

I mean Here she is in fitness gear for instagram

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Sporty days ???? #Sweden

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And here she is in some lingerie campaign…I am in love.

Posted in:Luna Mae