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2014

13

Oct

Miley Cyrus Sun Tans Topless of the Day

Miley Cyrus is awesome….she is a fashion icon and not just to robot lesbians who admire her dyke hair…but to tweens everywhere who are now going bra-less and spandex shorts and twerking everywhere they go….making me happy to not be a school teacher as with the early onslaught of puberty, coupled with parents who don’t seem to mind that their daughter are dressed like 80s hookers, not having sex or wanting sex with them is probably challenging no matter how morally grounded you are. That’s why women teachers are fucking all their 16 year olds…

That said, she’s also showing ass – because why wait for sexts to get hacked when you can do it yourself….

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2014

13

Oct

Kelly Osbourne in a Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Osbourne has mastered the bikini selfie for social media by taking her 500 pound body and making it look like it isn’t 500 pounds and I guess they call this “secret internet fatty” moves, which is really the foundation of the internet social media profile – dating profiles – something that if I met girls off the internet I would discover was fact – you know that 700 pictures and 8 apps to photoshop yourself so that your pictures look like they are out of a magazine…lie..that you sext with…but I don’t fuck with internet people because they are all fucking weird…yes I am the normal…

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2014

13

Oct

Alyssa Barbara By Nicholas Taylor of the Day

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Alyssa Barbara is a Canadian who I think you should all give thanks for on this Canadian Thanksgiving – because it is my legal responsibility to target one amazing Canadian as part of my daily programming, it’s part this socialist regime, and I figure it was a toss up between Avril Lavigne and Alyssa Baraba and well clearly you see who has won…everything…including my heart…with her beautiful body that on this thanksgiving I’d like to think needs stuffing and I’ve got 2 inches I’m willing to lend her…like I’m at Homeless Shelter feeding the homeless instead of being homeless…

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2014

13

Oct

McKayla Maroney Does the Splits Adidas Campaign of the Day

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You know after seeing the McKayla Maroney nude pics that she pretended weren’t of her – until deciding to accept that they were of her – only to say that they were taken at 17 and that anyone who looked at them was a sex offender – her doing the splits at 18 probably isn’t as appealing to you – because if you even know who McKayla Maroney, I am going to assume it is because you are a sex offender who likes her youthful disposition, and that it is not because you are into Olympic level gymnastics…you fucking pervert…

I also will assume that being an 18 year old girl, who knew her audience was a bunch of creeps, she played up being young and innocent because that’s what you all wanted…I know how young girls think, especially in this porn generation…I know nothing is innocent anymore…blame internet, hormones in the food, and Kim Kardashian.

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2014

13

Oct

Lauren Cohan for Nylon of the Day

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I guess it would make sense for the media to release pictures of Lauren Cohan from The Walking Dead – the day after The Walking Dead happened on TV and someone like me who never saw the Walking Dead….and will never see The Walking Dead…because other than Zombieland – I can’t fuck with Zombies….they are a stupid concept for me to care about, even if the idea of an apocalypse by disease ridden half dead brain eating monsters to reset the world and how horrible it is – is a fantasy I’m sure we all live with, at least after spending an hour or two on Facebook and having your soul and your intelligence destroyed by society.

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2014

13

Oct

Cailin Russo for Luke Davis of the Day

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Cailin Russo is one of these new wave hipster models – who isn’t all that important – but who did get big enough on Instagram – thanks to her father being in the music industry and knocking up one of his slutty groupies to create her…but more importantly to get her cast in a Bieber video, where she kissed him, and was enough to put her on the map and perpetuate her into paid gigs and cashing in…

Now is she hot enough? Who cares. Hot doesn’t matter when you have instagram followers, a kinda famous creeper dad, and a dream…of getting naked on the internet for brands..

I encourage this behavior. It’s shot by a dude named LUCK DAVIS – I don’t know if her is her boyfriend or if he fucks her as boyfriends do – but I do know he’s taking pics of her half naked…right..

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2014

13

Oct

Jena Sims Me in my Place of the Day

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Jena Sims is some Beauty Pageant winner – or contestant – she did Miss Georgia Teen USA back when she was a teen, and I guess since those glory days of pageantry weirdness, she’s made her way to LA, with what may or may not be a broken down face, I can’t tell, I’m too busy looking at her ass…to post half naked for Esquire’s Me in My Place, and I’m all for a good wholesome Southern ass….

Ok…I’ll google her now….she’s 25, she’s an aspiring actor who plead Hooker #2 in the movie “Best Night Ever”…I guess someone more high profile got Hooker #1…I mean her IMDB reads like a list of nothing roles making me wonder if this is actually for Esquire…I don’t think it is…

But I’ll post her ass anyway, because I am in too deep and because everyone deserves a shot, especially when they take off their clothes for it.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

13

Oct

Allegra Carpenter’s Blowjob Pics of the Day

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Allegra Carpenter is another one of these actresses who I can only assume was put up to this leaked nude hustle by her management – to get people like me to talk about her and her boyfriend performing oral sex – something you would think would be humiliating – especially for his non-black-sized dick but that for her could get her talked about..

I mean she’s a 24 Year old Australian – Australians historically like to have a good time, booze soaked and fucked, and those aren’t even the ones with an aspiring Hollywood career.

I just find it hard to believe that her role as HOSTESS in The Fault in Our Stars – was really enough to get the hackers hacking..

I am not going to post the BJ Pics – but I saw them at the below link and I figure as a news source, I am just reporting stories you care about…

You’re welcome…Allegra – I’m helping you be famous the right way.

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2014

13

Oct

Lady Gaga in a See Through Dress of the Day

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Lady Gaga wore a see through lace dress for the paparazzi the other day – because Lady Gaga is a fame whore who was ugly and teased growing up – but who managed to polarize the situation and make her ugly marketable by being loud and ridiculous while catering to the gay market, who despite being superficial and flamboyant, seem to love ugly fat girls and carry around with them while they are shopping, and ugly fat girls seem to love gay men, because they give them self esteem, hope and teach them how to suck random horny and willing cock they find on tinder and discuss it in a non-judgemental way – since gays have been up on random hook-ups like fat chicks since before there were even fat chicks…you know back when the world was 60 pounds less obese..

Doesn’t matter, you can see her nipples, and I guess he’s hoping that matters – because she’s tried everything else…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

13

Oct

Ashley Blankenship’s Inserted Tampon is On the Internet of the Day

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If you’re wondering what “Sales Assistant #1” in Wolf of Walstreet is up to – or has been up to – you can CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE HER LEAKED NUDES

LEAKED NUDES that you no absolutely no one would have ever hacked in the history of fucking time, not even one of her ex boyfriends, because she looks like the kind of girl who doesn’t really have boyfriends, but is a more of a charge them by the hour, or song – because she doing whatever it takes to be famous…

I mean MAYBE one of her fans of “We’re the Millers’ couldn’t get enough of Hot Tub Bikini Girlfriend – but she was uncredited – so that can’t be it…

I really wonder if it was her role as “Victim” in FBI CRIMINAL PURSUIT that brought on the hackers – just digging hard for these pics – but if that was the case, it’d be easy to track them down, since FBI CRIMINAL PURSUIT – had all of one fucking fan…

I don’t know for some reason – this is my favorite post. We should collectively make her famous – she’s cute…but if she is behind the leaked nudes, she should work on her sexting selfie form – and leave the tampon pics to never be seen by anyone – even if it was to send to her married producer who came in her to say “no worries this time bub, now about that role”….

TO SEE THE ALLEGED PICS CLICK HERE

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