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2014

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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@macbud in the shower with herself makes me want to take a shower with myself by @anothersidewalk_tv

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I just made a girl masturbate in the bathroom at her shitty 9-5…I am a hero…a modern day hero…who makes lives…as shitty as they seem in the cubicle eating shit from some asshole boss to barely make rent substantially better.

I think I’ve found my purpose…Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls without Bras….
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15 Drivers Too Cocky with their Plates
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Rita Ora’s Ass in Mesh
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Trashy Chick You’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini
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Top 10 Amanday Bynes is Terrorizing Nyc
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Stephen Collins on Jessica Biel
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The New Tits of Guess…
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Sluts of the Day…
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Daredevils Climb Digital Billboard!
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Anne Hathaway in Harper’s Bazaar
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Chloe Grace Moretz Of the Day
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Ariana Grande Butt Shots….
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Taylor Swift Does the Wrong Pearl Necklace
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Teacher Fired For Sex with Student
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Jessica Alba Catalog Pics..
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Kate Upton Sues Google
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Amanda Bynes Caught Shoplifting Twice in One Day
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Jan Hooks Died
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Emily Ratcow in Lingerie Cuz She’s a Real Actress….
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Pornstars Get Touched in this Sociological Experiment
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55 Offensive Halloween Costume…
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People Flying Gif
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11 Baby Sitters Share Creepiest Stories…None Involve Me….
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20 Things You Need To Know About Illuminati….
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Jennifer Lawrence Pokies…
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Charlize Theron Legs in Harper’s
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Sofia Vergara at the BOTOX Center
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Go Pro Bridge Riding
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Some Chick Named Chelsea Heath – Spreading Her Ass in a Dance Studio
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11 School Science Projects….
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Don’t Skip a Leg Day
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Ola Jordan Panties
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37 Awesome Costumes
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Idiots….
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Is This a Vintage Mandy Moor Nude?
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Libby Powell Tits…
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Jennifer Lawrence Vanity Fair…
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Every Episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark Online
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Katrina Bowden – Red Carpet
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Bai Ling Nipple Slip…
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Amazing Container Jump Fail!
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Sarah Silverman Talking Nonsense About Her Vagina/Penis for the Wage Gap….
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Floyd Mayweather Showing Off Money on Instagram….
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Premature Victory Celebrations
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Shell Brings Back 1984 Prices…
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Kylie Jenner Lookin’ like a Mini Kim…
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Things That Bounce GIFs
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The Kim K- Sex Tape
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Superhero of the Day
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That’s a Fat Ass
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Boobs in the Shower
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Tessa Fowler Tits are Huge..
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Girls Comparing Their Thighs
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Filipina Amateur
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Rememeber This Ass…
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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Webcam Girl….
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Office Masturbation
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Two Toys on Girl…
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Anna Orlova Naked in Black and White
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

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Get Vapes!
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2014

09

Oct

Sara Malakul for Nate Walton of the Day

American based Thai superstar SARA MALAKUL, who you can find on various movies on Netflix that may or may not include her tits…but should always include her tits, because her tits are what legends are made of, even if her being Thai, statistically means she has a penis and the only reason she is in America is because some rockstar or celebrity imported her and her amazing face to work for him – when his wife is at the gym, if you know what I mean…

Now that’s probably not her storyline, since she’s got a US passport thanks to being born in GUAM, and she’s probably got a VAG that she was born with in GUAM, so no need for her to get imported by a tranny loving eccentric George Clooney-type like she was BAI LING, but it is to say that her being half white from Thailand makes me think maybe her dad was into that George Clooney-type hustle, because why else would he end up in Thailand in the 80s? For the Elephants? I bet it was for the elephants…

Well she’s naked for genius nude photographer NATE WALTON …not THOSE Waltons…this is a little less wholesome Waltons…and she’s looking’ pretty fucking awesome…

Posted in:Sara Malakul

2014

09

Oct

Taylor Swfit Does The Wrong Pearl Necklace of the Day

People Magazine did some high concept tribute to a Mia Farrow cover starring Taylor Swift.

I don’t really know what would make People magazine put together the same shoot they did a bunch of years ago, unless they’ve run out of ideas, in a world and industry that seems to have run out of ideas…and I don’t know what the Taylor Swift as Mia Farrow represents…

Is it that Taylor Swift is the new young harlot who married a 50 year old when she was 21, only to father his child years and marriages later when she was involved with someone else, who at the time was wooing her adopted child into a lasting love affair…

Or is it that they just wanted to get a pearl necklace on this recent lesbian like they were John Mayer.

Who knows…but more importantly…who cares…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

09

Oct

Kim Kardashian Has a New Sex Video of the Day

The people who have been documenting The Fappening – THEFAPPENING.SO – have posted a Kim Kardashian sex video.

I didn’t bother downloading it, because I have already seen Kim Kardashian get fucked and I really don’t care to see it ever again unless that shit is making me money and is legit..

It’s from 2010, and it is nice to see Kim K in her natural habitat. In 2010, Kim K was dating Ronaldo (as if cuz he’s gay), Her Bodyguard Shengo Deane, John Mayer, Michael Copon from One Tree Hill and Gabriel Aubry of Halle Berry fame…

I already know she’s a porn chick, one of the worst out there, even though she’s also one of the most successful…money making…

I do think it’s my responsibility as a nudity reporter to GIVE YOU THE LINK – to do what you want with it…I am sure Kim K hacked her own iCloud to get this out there..but that’s just the kind of girl she is, and I would appreciate it if I wasn’t bored of celebrity nudes thanks to over exposure….

You can see the video HERE and you will see how Google is making money off The Fappening Using their Ads – and why the Celebs are suing them – even though Google is obviously lawyered up and ready for this nonsense…

PS – the dick isn’t Kanye Colored but unprotected, she wouldn’t have it any other way

You can see her new sex tape HERE
You can still find her ORIGINAL SEX TAPE HERE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

09

Oct

Hailey Clauson Nude for Kenneth Willardt of the Day

Hailey Clauson is one of these hipster models who is making moves…

She started modelling at 14, because people at modelling agencies and big brands are fucking perverts and don’t get arrested for recruiting teen girls – getting half naked for them. She did Wild Fox, Forever 21, Urban Outfitters and a whole bunch of other shit…

When she was 16, she sued Urban Outfitters and their Photographer for putting out sexually suggestive pics of her – that her dad signed off on – and she got paid a huge settlement.

Instead of that ruining her career, she still gets work, now at 19, and thank god for that – because she’s a fucking babe….and more importantly legal enough to get naked – and rich enough thanks to getting slutty at 16 for a major brand that shouldn’t be fucking with girls who are under 18 like they were the Dad on Seventh Heaven….

Here she is nude for Kenneth Willardt’s book.

Posted in:Hailey Clauson

2014

09

Oct

Nick Hogan’s Mom Pics on his Phone of the Day

So Nick Hogan, reckless driver who brain damages his friend, son of a Sex Tape Wrestler Hulk Hogan and some plastic looking florida stripper’s phone was hacked as part of the FAPPENING – because I guess one of the hackers was reaching really deep into the list of celebrity email addresses he bought off the internet.. either that or gay for him considering Nick Hogan hardly exists….and his nude pics seem to have a market value of zero…but what I consider interesting in the whole thing is that he had these pics of his mother in a thong on his phone…you know the kind of pics of your mom you don’t ever want found on your phone -because she’s your fucking mother.

I don’t care how close or incestuous your family is…incest is entertaining if everyone is consenting…it’s like creepy, perverted and wrong on a lot of levels and I guess that’s what makes it so hot for most people. I’ve seen incest porn, I know it. I’ve sexted with girls telling them I am going to make them eat out their sisters and they fucking love it. The world is weird…but don’t like the world know you’re about that life..that’s supposed to be kept in the bedroom or attic of your family vacation home…

I mean…pics of his mom in a thong bikini…weird.

Posted in:Nick Hogan

2014

09

Oct

Anne Hathaway for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

For some reason…people are talking about this Anne Hathaway shoot like it’s interesting, like it is news, like she matters…

She’s obviously in another movie, because last week she did ELLE UK and I posted it…because that’s kind of what I do, not because it is my job, or because I am interested, but because I have nothing else to do…seriously…none of this shit matters.

I said last week, and I’ll say it again, that if she wasn’t a vapid, rich, spoiled, famous pile of shit…who won an Oscar undeservingly, proving that Oscars are bought to perpetuate business for people they have vested interest in..I’d feel bad for everyone hating her.

It’s like she cut her hair in a blockbuster while crying – and boom – wins an oscar…I know girls who do that on the regular, even Britney Spears did that shit and everyone just laughed…but Anne Hathway gets celebrated…

The reality is, we should collectively hate all celebrities. They are all garbage. They are rarely talented – because acting is a joke – don’t believe the hype…

All I see when I see this shit is a girl who will never do porn, because she’s been validated and that is the real tragedy in the Anne Hathaway storyline..and that is the real reason you should all hate her.

Posted in:Anne Hathaway

2014

09

Oct

Martha Hunt Titties on the Runway of the Day

I think Martha Hunt is probably one of the most interesting models happening right now. She’s hot as fuck and now showing nipple slip on the Runway.

I generally think the Victoria’s Secret girls are a fucking scam, I mean other than Candice, especially now that they’ve cast Kendall Jenner for the fashion show, and are doing some big reveal like the general public care, because the general public do care, all these idiots watch their TV event because it is primetime and they don’t realize that it’s a fucking infomercial…all these idiots pre-holiday shopping getting brainwashed by model pussy and popstars that have been shoved down their throat all year – when they could just watch porn or something that isn’t a brainwashing infomercial instead…

You know buy their wives and girlfriends actual nice and that takes some thought…presents that aren’t cheap as shit lingerie…overpriced crap made in sweatshops for some asshole evil brand…a gift that girls should be offended by getting – because “Victoria’s Secret, really?”….

Girls shouldn’t be wearing panties anyway, especially not your wife, get that pig covered up…you know with a sleeping bag or some shit…

But that doesn’t mean Martha Hunt should be showing nipple….I am all for that…and it’s all part of being a model…

Posted in:Martha Hunt

2014

09

Oct

Lavinia by Robert Voltaire for Treats of the Day

Our friends at TREATS! MAGAZINE , who I guess aren’t really are friends, but more like people who used to want me to promote their photoshoots because they were just getting started, but who are now taking on the likes of Playboy for being the magazine with naked babes for men of choice…

I support their hustle…mainly because they choose amazing girls and great shoots.

I mean I’m not so excited that they created Emily Ratajkowski, and I hope that in creating her they have a piece of her money making action, because without them Emily Ratajkowski would be sucking dicks in VIP rooms like she was before she got famous for showing her tits…but I won’t hold that against them, I will just hope that her fame brings better quality girls to them..and thus to us…

So I don’t know Lavinia or Robert Voltaire….but I like her naked pics – even if they are black and white!

Posted in:Robert Voltaire

2014

09

Oct

Sahara Ray and Friends in Panties for The Cobra Snake of the Day

I have very few friends in life…and one of them happens to be The Cobrasnake. We’ve been homies since the 2006s and he’s gone onto travelling the world, hanging out and having sex with some amazing looking young models, making billions of dollars doing it, being the documentarian of the hipster movement…and I’ve never left my soiled, ripped, disgusting couch that smells like my wife took a shit on it, because either she did- or the person who had it before I found it in a dumpster died on it…making fun of the girls he’s friends with…and takes pictures of…

You know calling them out for being fame whores, or groupie sluts and their try hard and trying to make it hustle…that seems forced and as Authentic as Urban Outfitters products marketed to them..…but I’ve matured as a hater and I don’t hate anymore. I’m so out of touch and appreciate all girls…especially Sahara Ray even if she ignores me, because she’s got great fucking tits…and sometimes great tits are enough…and sometimes seeing her jumping around with her friends in panties…reminds me of that love…so I can’t hate…

Posted in:Cobrasnake