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2014

09

Oct

Sofia Vergara Lies for Shape Magazine of the Day

There are paparazzi pics floating around of Sofia Vergara leaving the Botox clinic, which would be more shocking if she didn’t look like she got Botox, or more importantly, if everyone didn’t get Botox. I’m talking there are 25 year old girls getting Botox, so for a 45 year old starlet who only got famous at 40 getting Botox, it almost makes sense. It’s all part of the lie that is Hollywood….

To perpetuate that lie, here are some pics of her for Shape Magazine that apparently hits news stands November 17…because I’ve been to the future and now I’m back to deliver these to you…because it’s important to stare at Shape pictures that have historically been the worst or most obvious photoshoppers.

You know taking girls are rebuilding them into something that isn’t’ the middle aged, single mother, who fucked her way to a hit show thanks to the help of her drug running family from back home…because hollywood loves a few things…tits and coke..and she comes with both…while making you come…

Good girl.

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2014

09

Oct

Hipster Boobs by Paul Franco of the Day


With all these celebrity tit pics and their lawyers running after us to delete them off the internet – instead of just letting them live on the internet – even though they are going to forever be on the internet – because that’s is what the internet is – it never forgets…

The real issue with these people is money. They are all money grubbers and they don’t care their nudes are out there, they love attention, they just want compensation for it – because their egos tell them their nudes are worth more than a normal girl’s nudes…

Well, I’ll say that a normal girl’s boobs, are far more fun to look at…because they come with hope that they belong to a fun, easy going girl and not a vapid fame whore cunt who is all about money, fame and their ego….even if that’s what this model is all about, we’ll never know, but we do know that if she does get famous, she won’t be whining about tit pics existing – because they are just tits…

Pics by PAUL FRANCO

Posted in:Paul Franco

2014

09

Oct

Selfie Girl of the Day

I am going to assume that this video is shot on purpose by a couple of girls just trying to make a social commentary on how narcisstic and self obsessed people are…because people are that narcisstic and self obsessed.

I always ask girls who post amazing pics from the right angle, how many other versions there were of the pic that they didn’t use. They always smile, knowing that there’s probably 100 fucking pictures snapped just to get the right angle. It’s like they spend hours trying to get a perfect shot of themselves for their social media where people they don’t know judge them…like they are little low level celebs in their own right…

When you think about it, it’s absolutely fucking insane…

So real or not, this should speak to all of you….

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Oct

Daisy Lowe Brings the Daddy Issues of the Day

My favorite thing about Daisy Lowe – is not her great tits that she’s shown before, I mean even some of these “leaked Nudes” are from a shoot I’ve already posted JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO

My favorite thing about Daisy Lowe – is that she grew up without a father, only to have her bio dad go through a series of paternity tests and legal bullshit to claim her, when he was already married to Gwen Stefani, before his whole tranny sex scandal hit…

I just think having a famous dad who denies having you for 14 years – does some damage and when he tries to right the wrong by getting her gigs modelling and sending her money – despite her stepMOM hating her – the damage is done…

And that’s lovely…she’s hot as fuck, but I’d expect her nudes to be more hardcore considering her fashion stuff is just as naked….

TO SEE HER NUDES – YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO GOOGLE

Posted in:Daisy Lowe

2014

09

Oct

Jessica Buchanan in a Bathing Suit for 2Bandits of the Day

Here’s some Jessica Buchanan in a bathing suit for some Jewelry company pictures that aren’t that amazing – but that are good enough for me to look at and support – because I am get up with catalog pictures being the boring studio shit that Victoria’s Secret has raped in efforts to sell product and become 99% of the underwear market in the world…I’m talking every panty every person wears is probably from their factories and sweatshops workers – because that’s how big evil business works…

So instead of looking at their played out hooker models, I prefer the more under the radar girls, with a lot more realness to them, making them more interesting to want to make sweet love to, because it seems like there is more hope for you…but trust me…there isn’t…all girls think you’re pathetic, it’s just how it is…

And these pics are just how that is…

As a side note, I goggled Jessica Buchanan, and apparently she was rescued during the Somali Pirate / hostage situation….

I feel like they aren’t the same jessica Buchanan, which is unfortunate, but I guess this Jessica Buchanan still has a whole life of becoming a potential hostage ahead of her – especially as she gets more and more famous.

Posted in:Jessica Buchanan

2014

09

Oct

NYPD Knock Out a Kid for Smoking a Cigarette and Other Videos of the Day

High School Rap Battle

Dude Hit By Two Buses

Kids Taking Over the Train with a Dance

Rampaging Bull

Kurds Attacking British Police

Duck Dynasty Dude is a Joker

Poor Man’s Garage

Naked Man Found in the Woods After Tomorrowland

Posted in:Videos

2014

09

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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@macbud and her morning pants off coffee party is still going on @anothersidewalk_tv

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Coffee never looked so good…but that’s because I am addicted to anything and everything I get my hands on…including trolling girls…especially ones I know…

Last night, I told a relative, well it my wife’s sister in text, “All I want is you cumin all over my meat for Thanksgiving”….just to see her reaction. Bitch went crazy. I was talking about dinner baby…anyway…it was so funny that I decided to text similar low level high school caliber jokes to other people I am not supposed to sext…and every single one of them thought I was talking orgasm not spice…

All this to say, people are idiots…especially me…because I have so much potential yet that’s what I do.

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@macbud brings the morning pants off coffee time party..by @anothersidewalk_tv – #itsnotthirdwave or #pumpkinspice but it tastes like heaven

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Austin News Tweeted Pics of Nude Men – Hilarious
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Container Jump Fail!
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Guy Turns Himself into Female Celebs with Make-Up – Disturbing
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Jessica Chastain Hates Meryl Streep
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Celebrities Sing Gold Only Knows
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Babes in Bed
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Jessica Chastain in Lingerie
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School Lunches Around the World
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Low Level Fame Whore in a Bikini
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John Tavolta’s Beard….Not Kelly Preston…but his Actual Beard
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Michael Keaton Throws Shade at Christopher Nolan
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14 Risk Takers
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2014

08

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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Nice buildings with @Mcfally by @theheadhuntr

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I am pretty into my autistic model friend who just discovered that she can make herself squirt after much trial and error / practice – because having an autistic person describe the process and their analytical / autistic breakdown as to why it isn’t pee, despite it leaving her dehydrated after doing it 20 times….is my new porn…things like “It stuck my freshly shaved pussy, but it didn’t smell of urine or have the constancy of urine…it was slimier”…is just some scientist robot shit…so I’ve commissioned her to make an instructional video…

Good things happen to those who fail enough…people start to feel sorry for them and throw them bones or at least semis.

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10 People Who Are Way Too Prepared
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Amanda Bynes has a Microchip in her Head
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Girls on their Knees…
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Joe Francis is a Father of Twin Girls – Which is Hilarious…
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Lizzy Caplan Nipples in a Magazine…
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Lady Gaga and her Dog are Twinsies
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Gwyneth Paltrow VS Martha Stewart
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Hitler is on Tinder
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Helen Flanagan Amazing in THe Sun
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Rachel Bilson – Still Pregnant
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Top Terrible Celebrity Moms…
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Slut of the Day
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Jessica Lange Disses Lea Michele….
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Taylor Swift Legs…
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Carlton does “the Carlton”
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25 REal Life Sideshows…
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14 Risk Takers
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Leggings…
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Kendall Jenner Middriff
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Kaley Cuoco Hot Booty on a Horse…
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Coup[e Has Sex in Cop Car After Being Arrested
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Grandparents on FB Fails…
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Amber Heard’s Ass in Jeans…
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Teri Hatcher in Offensively Short Shorts
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Jennifer Garner on Ben Affleck’s Dick
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John Tavolta’s Beard is amazing
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28 Celebrities are Black Belts…
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What Not to Tweet at the Holocaust Museum
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Sofia Vergara Fat Ass On Set
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Katee Sackhoff Nipples!
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Kristen Stewart’s Crazy Outfit…
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The Annabelle Doll Prank
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Cheleas Handler Twitter Tit
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Natalie Dormer Red Carpet
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13 Kids WHo Negotiated with the Tooth Fairy
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60 Natural Breasts that Are Probably Not Natural…
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The First Rule of Rope Swings…
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Lea Michele Ass in Leggings
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Funniest Wisdom Tooth Extraction
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Mark Wahlberg’s Lost 60 Lbs…
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Keira Knightley on the Red Carpet
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10 Dogs Who Look like Famous People
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Jessica Chastain Covered and Topless…
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Jennifer Lawrence Wants a Man Who Farts in Front of Her…
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Rachel Barnes in a Nice Bikini…
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Some Babe in the Bath
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The Foot Pointing in the Wrong Way…
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Squirt!
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Teen Nearly Destroys Friends Ass
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Asian in the Bath…
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Titty Scars!
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Naked Amateur Slut…
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS
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Monster Truck Shit Fucks Crowd…
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Potato Grows in a Girl’s Vagina…
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Headless But Wet
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What’s That in her Ass
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Man of God Caught in the Act Pants Down
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Camsterbation
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Penthouse Pets Masturbating Is Amazing
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This Girl is Amazing Use of a Banana…
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Cam Girl Show
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Oct

Britney Spears Hard Nipple of the Day

I think the world needs more hard nipple pictures of Britney Spears as she slowly approaches 40 years old. Mom of two, Ex Wife of one very strategic gold digger, controlled by her family that have used her as a puppet that makes their white trash asses money, but for some reason still getting work and making money for them, unlike Lohan, who got played shitty by her parents when they exploited her…I guess both relics from the past who I would still masturbate to…because I am.

Sometimes mom nipple is all it takes.

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Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

08

Oct

Kirstin Liljegren in Some Pretty Good Selfies for Interview of the Day

Why don’t any of my Selfies look like this…or really any of the selfies I see on the internet look like its – it’s like this girl’s selfie game is so strong it’s in Interview Magazine…and is considered fashion/art…

Is it possible that these selfies aren’t selfies at all – but are instead pics of a girl taking selfies or maybe just holding a phone with a flash edited in…could it be that images are lying to me on the internet and giving me unrealistic expectations of what my selfies should look like.

Is this the selfie equivalent of photoshop thigh gap on a model so that little girls who idolize her starve themselves…I think it is because I feel so inadequate…if my selfies were this good – maybe I’d be a published selfie person too…I’m such a failure, but you already know that.

Posted in:Kirstin Liljegren