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2014

07

Oct

Luma Grothe for PULP Magazine of the Day

Her name is Luma Grothe, but she’s not Grothe at all…that was one of the worst Mike Tyson Lisp Memes I’ve participated – but only because it’s the only one. I would say I am better than this. But I am absolutely not. Sure everything I write is some level of absolute genius to me, but being a failure – maybe genius to me isn’t actual genius. You know like a busker playing his homemade guitar who thinks he would have been Bob Dylan if he had just been in New York, delusions that keep the world going…otherwise we’d all just kill ourselves..but I like to think the real thing that keeps the world going is girls like this Luma Grothe, who are magical and amazing to look at, despite their weirdo immigrant names…because you know if you work towards making billions of dollars…you’ll have an army of these girls on payroll and if that doesn’t motivate you, maybe her hot body will to at least get a semi as foreplay to sex your fat wife is going to make you have because Tuesday is sex night…Luma serving her purpose…

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2014

07

Oct

Dana Wright for Some Campaign of the Day

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I was happy to see these pictures of Dana Wright on the internet – posing for some hipster looking Purple Magazine published campaign shot by some little asian artist chick – probably on film – as that is what differentiates the instagram photographers – and the instagram photographers with a scanner.

Funny enough, Dana Wright is one of the few models I post about who I actually know. I think I’ve hung out with her once or twice..maybe even 3 times. At the time, she was the American Apparel house model – traveling the world posing in their Hipster take on The Gap…and from what I remember, she’s dark, she’s funny, she’s tall, skinny and hot…and she wouldn’t have sex with..they never have sex with me…but I feel like I’ve won…because I just had sex with her.

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2014

07

Oct

Alyssa Barbara in Black And White of the Day

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I generally hate Black and White pictures…not because I hate black and white pictures but I find them “Phony” art…you know someone trying to get some vibe like “soft focus” because it is high concept – even when it is absolutely not…

You see unless they are shot on black and white film, some photographer decided to turn a perfectly good color picture into Black and White in photoshop, and I just find that lame. There is no point!!

But then there is this model….Her name is Alyssa Barbara and she’s fucking amazing in color, black and white, pixelated, from afar, on CC TV cameras, on anything that let’s me into her life to stare, even for just a minute..

The pics are shot by GREGORIO CAMPOS and I’m not hating him for doing this. I’m not mad at him for it. I just hate digital black and white – because it makes no sense…but I guess despite always thinking I am right, by lifestyle and how things have worked out – pretty much make it clear I’m pretty fucking wrong.

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2014

07

Oct

Top 10 Jennifer Garner Spanx of the Day

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I was going to do a top 10 but realized 1 picture is enough, that shit says 1000 words, right…

You see, nothing says sexy like a mom in a pair of spanx…and what I mean by that is that there is nothing sex about a mom in spanx. It’s like keep your GUNT suppressing tools to yourself…no one wants to see your pink little bike shorts panties…unless those pink little bike shorts are in fact just labia wrapped around your legs thanks to all the kids…

CLICK HERE TO SEE TOP 10 CELEBS FLASHING THEIR SPANX

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2014

07

Oct

Barbara Palvin for David Bellemere of the Day

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I think these are old pics of Barbara Palvin – but who really fucking cares – they are still some young, but not illegally young, even though she probably started her modelling when illegally young, and likely even showed tits when she was illegally young, before being exported by her Eastern European country to Los Angeles to live the Hollywood life…

Now I have heard from a few people who know her, who have partied with her, and who are “friends” with her, that she just takes a good picture. In person she’s a bit of big and scary monster – who only fucks black dudes…and not Biebers she was marketed as fucking…when Victoria’s Secret first imported her and wanted to make their money on her…

ANyway – David Bellemere is one of the better photographers out there. I dig this, even if old.

Throwback Tuesday Motherfuckers…we always 48 hours ahead in this motherfucker.

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2014

07

Oct

Bai Ling Lives of the Day

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Here’s the something the world doesn’t need to see, probably doesn’t care to see, probabily doesn’t even know why or what they are seeing, because Bai Ling is a thing of the past….that even in the past wasn’t a thing…

She is what I call the sex tape that got away. A rich Asian hollywood obsessed girl who attended events and worked the paparazzi before everyone worked the paparazzi, back when everyone pretended to hate the paparazzi, before realizing they could use the paparazzi to get more attention…

She’d flash nipple, really long nipples, and attend all the right events…and I think was even 35 or 40 back then – making her 45 or 50 now…but like all asians – she still looks 17 – all part of being robots…

That said, I guess she’s still around, unless these are pulled from the archives, and I like celebrating what was, even when it never was, but tried so hard to be.

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2014

07

Oct

Tony Kelly’s New Book of the Day

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His name is Tony Kelly, he probably takes some of the brightest, almost cartoony looking pictures around. He’s done all kinds of shoots for all kinds of people, from Playboy to GQ, he’s made it…

Well now he’s made a limited edition book, featuring some amazing and naked babe – being violated by little male action figures, in what you could assume is social commentary on how the media objectifies women, and only focuses on their bodies, by using an amazing girl and her body…or you could just assume it is a naked and amazing model…with action figures used to make her think it is part of a bigger purpose…in order to get her naked..you know like she’s just doing her part for feminism or something…and I dig it.

TO FIND OUT MORE VISIT HIS SITE TONYKELLYPHOTOGRAPHY

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2014

07

Oct

Erin Heatherton’s Alleged BTS Nudes of the Day

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Her name is Erin Heatherton – I have no idea if these are pictures of her or not, I am going to assume that they are, because she is a lingerie model and getting naked for her job is pretty much what she gets paid a lot of money to do…

I know she was rumoured to be one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards for a while, as it helps launch models to the mainstream for Victoria’s Secret, all par of their marketing…while making Leo look like a pimp, because when making 50 million a way, being famous and deemed a sex symbol by girls since the 90s, it’s all part of maintaining that he’s no homo…even though acting in and of itself is so fucking homo and actors are probably all the biggest whining bitches around…

That said, love her the tits…she should focus on these kind of publicity stunts, rather than the dudes she fucks being her marketing hook, because I like to think she has what it takes to make it…and that’s a model body…and NIPPLES!!!

If these are leaked or hacked from her phone – and not her just being generous to her fans – I apologize for any damage I’ve caused…

If these aren’t Erin Heatherton – because I really don’t even know what Erin Heatherton is and she could be sitting next to me on a plane and I’d have no idea…take them in anyway – because…well…nude selfies are amazing…and I want to see all of them.

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2014

07

Oct

Jessica Chastain in Lingerie for Interview of the Day

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I’ve never seen THE HELP and even if I did, girls become invisible at 30…it’s like they don’t even exist…and never really existed…unless you marry them and are stuck listening to their shit.

So unless you were famous before 30, it’s going to be impossible for this motherfucker to figure you out…I mean until you start posing in underwear..then I look – but I don’t really want to touch – because well – it’s like chewing old gum you find on the sidewalk – it’s been done…no matter how tasty and pink it may be…