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2014

02

Oct

Possible Leighton Meester Sex Tape Pics of the Day

Leighton Meester barely exists. There was a minute or two when she actually mattered…because she was on a big show doing a lot of press…when the real core of her, or what matters when it comes to her is that she was born in a halfway house because her mom was a drug smuggler convicted of drug smuggling…who taught her to beat to her own drum and along the way that drum in her hipster ear screamed “I want to be famous”…so she did what she had to do…including but not limited to foot fetish porns…apparent sex tapes…and it worked for her…now she’s married to a dude from the OC, she sings her little indy hipster songs, and life is good…

I don’t know if this is even Leighton, I wouldn’t be able to recognize her if she was sitting on my face…I barely know who she is… I don’t know if this is from a new movie, a private movie, or not even her.

I just know there’s a girl, in a thong…on a bed…and that may be all I need to know..

Whatever it is, we can all agree…it’s romantic.

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2014

02

Oct

Britney Spears in Hard Nipples in Shorts of the Day

The world probably doesn’t need a picture of 35 year old Britney Spears, mom of 2, walking around in a tight shirt with hard nipples, that for some reason don’t aim to the ground like they once did when she was young and they were meant to be perky…you know looking more fit that she has in a while…rocking’ some shorts and strong legs…

But I do….but not really, I don’t care about Britney, the only thing I like about her is how she’s still scamming the world into loving her, based on 3% talent 97% marketing. I like that she is owned and managed by her puppet master handlers and has no real brain of her own…she’s like a dancing monkey and that’s hot in women…I like her breakdown when she shaved her head…but most importantly, I like that she represents hope to loser dudes with baby mommas everywhere, that they may land a popstat to marry and manipulate and live off of for the rest of time too..

We call it K-Fedding…that’s male gold digging…and it works.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

02

Oct

Dianna Agron Censored Topless Pic of the Day

So Dianna Agron is some Glee! person, I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her because I feel like Glee! is the devil and destroys the souls of anyone who watches the Getalong gang of rejects that cover all the socio/economic slices of society from obese, to transgendered, to gay, black and Asian…the affirmative action that almost offends me…if I cared about Glee…

I mean the only salvation they have is that their main character killed himself in a drug overdose, since fame hurts…and the narcisstic man face who fake dated him didn’t care but acted her way through it – the dark side of all the songs and dance…

That said, if this character keeps on posting topless pics, because topless pics are liberating and amazing – I will still not watch Glee!…I will still hate Glee!…but I will encourage less censoring of the nipples…and to just go all the way with this show the world your tits or they’ll just hack your phone hustle…all because I like toplessness.

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2014

02

Oct

Ghetto Fight and Other Videos of the Day

Fuck Her Right in the Pussy Still Exists…

Idiot Cyclist Takes a Nap in the Street – Gets Fucked Up

I Love these Teachers who had a threesome with an underage student…

Shitty Way to Ruin your Lunch

Posted in:Videos

2014

02

Oct

Morning Hangover of the Day

I am a romantic, that’s why I use tinder.

So many nudes willing to meet up and fuck, offers that I reject because I am a married man…and lazy….but I do take…the nudes…I will always take the nudes…

I guess anyone who right swipes my profile – that is very romantic and promises fame…is still me in a fucking mask…leading to a very mixed group of strangers…freaks and perverts who I love more and more with every pussy pic they send…

Love is happening – thank you internet…

Here are some stepLINKS….

NYC’s Sexy Cab Driver Calendar
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Google is Getting Sued for the Celebrity Nudes
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Charlie Sheen Dentist Killer
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Girls Who Burn Their Bras
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Ridiculous Fame Whore Doing Squats With her crazy Ass
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Mila Kunis Baby Maker
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Yoga Pose of the Day
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Kids Smoking Experiment
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Who Wore it Better – People or Phone Cases
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Australian Taste Test American Sweets
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2014

01

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Today’s life lesson is that Close up Vagina pics don’t have a weight limit – fatties are welcome to this party – because all I see is labia…or maybe that was yesterday’s life lesson -if we were Facebook friends you would know what I am talking about…

I think TOday’s life lesson is that Social Media was the first case of Ebola in America…

We’re all gonna die…and it’s funny because 25 years ago, there was an Ebola scare in Africa and I was convinced I was dying. I was at the hospital freaking thinking I had it because I got a lap dance from a black stripper…and it wasn’t even a threat.

Then 20 years ago, someone told me that Ebola was in the bananas knowing that I had eaten a Banana…and without looking into whether bananas were imported from Africa, even though Africans eat sand, I freaked the fuck out…

But this time around, I just don’t care and it is an actual scare. It’s happening on home turf…and I just don’t care…I guess I’m ready to die by shitting out my eyes after my body pretty much eats itself from the inside out…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top Ten CR Fashion Book Party
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15 Crazy Church Signs
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Blue Grass Aanaconda
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Miranda Kerr and Selena Gomez Together in a Picture That Broke Bieber’s Penis
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Teri Hatcher Big Tits…
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Diddy Like J.Lo’s Ass Better than Kim K’s Ass
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Hannah Davis Bikini
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The Jesus Freak Who Compared Holocaust to Abortions
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Yoga Pose – Arch – Of the Day
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Slut of the Day
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Cara Delevingne Got a Good Rack
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Celebs Talking About the Illuminati
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Charlotte McKinney Big Fucking Tits
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Baby Flexes Muscles Like His Dad
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Keri Russell on a Bike
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Joanna Krupa Nipple Pokes
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Lily Allen Pokies…
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I bet Joy Pantopoulos Likes ANal
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Wrestling Nostalgia
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Lindsay Ellingson See Through
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Crazy Driver Crosses Drawbridge
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People Who Will NEver Be Action Heros
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Anne Hathaway LOVES Herself
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Michelle Williams of the Day
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Famous Breast Cancer Survivors
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AMAZING FAME WHORE
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Selena Gomez Getting Out of Cars
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Hot Slut in Pink…
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Assassin Creed with Kittens
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Malin Akerman Nipple….
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Lady Gaga in Lingerie
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Rose McGowan Pokies…
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Reese Witherspoon’s Cleavage
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Weird Death Rituals from Around the World
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Miranda Kerr Tits at Fashion Week
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Trash iin a Bikini on the Beach
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Miranda Kerr Cleavage
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Pregnant Bilson!
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Tracy May Never Perform Again…
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8 GIFs of Dancing Body builders
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Connie Carter in a Tiny Bikini….
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Slut in Her Octoberfest Outfit
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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She Needs Her Diaper Changed
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Bikini a Day Girl
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Crackwhores Say Darndest Things….
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Road Crew Hard at Work
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Some Amateur Chick With Huge Tits
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The Condom Cookbook…
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Booty Dance
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Panty Party
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I Think He Lost His Keys in There
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Deep Throat Machine!
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Get Vapes!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

01

Oct

Kylie Jenner for Instagram of the Day

Kylie Jenner is a 12 year old Kardashian…and she’s doing pretty much what they are taught at birth to do – sluttin’ makes us money….you know in a “you like that range rover you got for your 15th birthday bitch, get naked”….

Mommy knows this shit best, she’s been doing it for 100 years and it fucking worked…

I would like to say that everything about this family must die…but this teen body…that’s it.

Don’t worry, by 20, she’ll be fat and addicted to pills – so take this in…the baby of the family is the one who is going to be the most affected

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2014

01

Oct

Selena Gomez Cropped Out Titties of the Day

Selena Gomez was rumored to have fake tits for Bieber….but for some reason on her instagram – she’s’ cropping out the tits – making me wonder why she even got the tits…it’s like if you invest 10k into something – you show it off – but maybe when 10k is like nothing to you – you’re less like a stripper who’s been saving for tits for years – and more subtle about it, trying to not draw attention to it – who knows…

But I guess – when the paparazzi is there – you’re better off being subtle about shit because those Princess Diana Killing motherfuckers – will capture the tits for you and it all seems way less gratuitous..

I get what she did here…clever little troll.

TO SEE HER CLEAVAGE IN FULL – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

01

Oct

Winona Ryder “Alleged” Tit Pic of the Day

This one is laughable.

I mean Winona Ryder barely exists and probably is too old to really understand technology or take selfies, but I guess grandma’s everywhere are taking vagina pics now…I wouldn’t know, women die at 30 for me….but it’s not a complicated process….

This is so pixelated and distorted…and really could be anyone – but when I am emailed a tit and told it’s an actor from yesteryear, one of the American Classics, I mean Edward Scissor hands and every single movie in the 90s…25 years ago…I have no choice but to share …not that anyone reads this site, but if you did, you’d appreciate it.

Posted in:Winona Ryder

2014

01

Oct

Kate Moss Breast Cancer Awareness Pic of the Day

Here’s a philosophical question – if Kate Moss pulls out her tit for a Breast Cancer campaign – where her nipple gets edited out and replaced with a breast cancer ribbon – does it make a sound…

The answer is yes….yes it makes a fucking sound…the sound of my penis exploding because Kate Moss is amazing and her nipples are all over the fucking place and I don’t need nipples to get excited in pics of her because nipples are everywhere, breast cancer ribbons are the new nipples…Truth.

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