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2014

01

Oct

Kelly Brook’s Seatbelt Hustle of the Day

Kelly Brook’s seatbelt tho…

You probably don’t know who this is, but she’s a UK Titty model and she is on the big titty prowl to get the paparazzi to remember she exists while in LA before she turns 40.

The whole thing is much more interesting when she’s starved herself for a week or two before her titty modelling gigs that make her low known…for her tits which when you have tits like this – I guess should be celebrated…and I guess they are – because I am writing about this…and shouldn’t be…I mean these are just tis.

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2014

01

Oct

Nicole Meyer for TREATS! of the Day

Nicole Meyer is some model who is naked on the beach for TREATS! Magazine

She has the face of a girl calling favors on an old friend who ended up coming up with a pretty successful and popular magazine…in a “Hey Steve, remember that favor you owe me from when I posed naked for you back in our 20s”…but maybe it’s just the angle…

And I’m not complaining, because Treats! consistently brings naked babes, seduces naked babes to shoot naked, and that is good for the naked girl economy…

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2014

01

Oct

Beyonce in her Underwear of the Day

Beyonce is in her underwear…but not in stolen pictures, I guess no one cares about seeing her get fucked by Jay Z, but I find that hard to believe, because it would be like a circus event worth a billion dollars of obnoxious.

I guess this is more of a why bother when she’s leaking the content herself in efforts to be some kind of sex symbol or interesting…despite being old and a mom.

Instead of being graceful and rich as fuck, post panty pics like a hooker trying to make it…

I feel like I’ve seen these pictures before, but also feel like I never want to see these pictures again, maybe they are old, maybe I blocked them out, maybe they are not that great, I mean they are Beyonce, it’d be hard for them to be great – even though she is pretty convinced that everything she does is great…

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

01

Oct

Rachel Bilson’s Kid Has Grown Up Fast of the Day

Here’s a picture of Rachel Bilson and her kid….who seems pretty fucking old considering that it feels like it was just a few months ago that she was finally knocked up, reminding us all that no one gives a fuck about Rachel Bilson – her pregnancy – or really anything that involves her – because when she had the opportunity to be scandalous and amazing – she moved to Canada to live in a farm with her Star Wars boyfriend/now baby daddy/ handler…When she should have been living life and flashing her cooter – she was playing housewife and milking beavers – and not the good kind you find in the magazines – and strip clubs or VIP room, but the Canadian kind. It’s a delicacy…beaver cheese, not just for crackwhores anymore…

Either way, we can always hope for the divorce that sends her single momming into a spiral of reliving the glory days she missed.

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2014

01

Oct

Lizzy Caplan for Elle Canada of the Day

Lizzy Caplan is from some TV show that she gets naked in.

Now she is in a magazine – where she is not getting naked.

Offensive.

If her entire purpose is being someone who gets naked for money. Her fame is actually dependent on it. All media coverage that she does should involve her naked.

Otherwise, we’re just wasting tits here…tits that are willing to be seen – at least when they are in context of her “character” on a TV show that will launch her career – but tits nevertheless.

This could be much more interesting…

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2014

01

Oct

Taylor Swift in Vogue of the Day

Taylor Swift is in Vogue, which is good because normally things are in Taylor Swift.

That was a little slut shaming a girl who doesn’t embrace being a slut – because she labels all her lovers as public boyfriends – because society likes that better, even if she burns through 12 boyfriends a year…not even factoring all the rebounds she gets…we’re talking a 20 dude a year pussy right here…

Singing about love, when she’s more about the fucking….because love is more marketing…a scam maybe…but not as much as her quirky face being treated as if it was a model because she’s more famous than god…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

01

Oct

Marloes Horst for Free People Lingerie of the Day

Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model, who is not modelling for Victoria’s Secret in these pictures, like some sir of disloyal hooker who will bounce from client to client even if you’ve got her under contract…and they get paid a shit ton of money to just be in their underwear – because these hoes aint loyal, or more importantly, these brands are all in it together, because if I was paying a girl 30,000 dollars a day, or 800,000 dollars a year, you can be pretty fucking sure there would be no pictures taken with other people, hell, I wouldn’t let her out of my basement. You see because when you own a person…you don’t share the person…unless there’s some back end deal in it for you…it’s really the whole foundation of pimping.

She’s pretty much my favorite looking model I’ve ever seen, even if someone just told me she used to be fat…she’s like an Avacado…good fat…

Posted in:Marloes Horst

2014

01

Oct

Gia Genevieve’s Big Hot Tits For Galore of the Day

I am the kind of guy who likes calling girls fat – just to make everyone mad – since Skinny is the enemy, fat is the enemy that can’t be spoken, as everyone eats their way to an early grave.

I am the kind of guy who hates fat girls, because I married one and she can’t wipe her ass, forcing me to clean her – and it is disgusting…so disgusting that I wish she ate her way to an early grave faster that she is…but nothing she does is fat…

But the real life me, the guy who doesn’t resent fat girls for stealing my freedom and eating all my food…loves bigger girls…

They for some reason have tighter pussies, maybe because the fat is pushing on their internal organs like an internal butt plug…or maybe because I only fuck fat girls…they are easy and love to fuck – because they know they are fat and put extra effort, you know the kind of effort they would put into all all you can eat buffet…into their blow jobs…it’s like they take what they can get and don’t fuck around…

Not to mention they have bigger fucking tits…

So this GIA GENEVIEVE – who people could call fat because she doesn’t have thigh gap, is sexy as fuck in this vintage lingerie, Marilyn Monroe glamour shoot…and those tits…are insane..up on some Kate Upton – but actually good – because she carries her weight the way girls built with tits like this should…not in some weirdo flat and wide Kate Upton way..

So if you are going to celebrate a bigger babe – this is the one..

Thank you GALORE for making us find this love…

Posted in:Gia Genevieve

2014

01

Oct

Ana Ivanovic is Amazing of the Day

Ana Ivanovic who SportsbookReview.com listed her at -1300 favorite to win, won her match but I am more interested in her playing tennis because tennis is my fetish…I don’t care if she wins or loses…it’s the one sport where Russian babes, who were destined to be cam girls but instead became athletes, thanks to communism, grunting like they are getting fucked in skimpy clothes, all sweaty vagina in tight panty flashing and erotic.

Here she is in action…

Vaginal Definition….

Butt Shot….

Missionary Position on the Ground

Pussy Smile….

Open Mouthed

Posted in:Ana Ivanovic

2014

01

Oct

Naked Protestor and Other Videos of the Day

Armed Robbery with a Twist….

Hit and Run of the Day

Fight of the Day

Crazy Minor Accident Turns Major

Guy Picks Up Trannies

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