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2014

29

Sep

Marion Piveteau for Treats! of the Day

She doesn’t have the best of faces, but what is really in a face when you are wwilling to get naked in a trailer park looking place, when built like this, since most girls I’ve fucked in trailer parks are usually missing toes thanks to diabetes…teeth thanks to poor hygiene…their Walmart clothes covered in what may be tomato sauce, but is probably dried up period blood, because changing tampons can be hard to do – when you’re too lazy to move…unless it’s to get more cake…because cake inspires…thank you online dating for bringing me the gold…

Thank you online – or at least TREATS! for bringing me hope or at least fantasy or at least the reminder that girls aren’t all down on their luck monsters – just the ones I have sex with are…thanks to having very little to offer.

That said, this Marion Piveteau is has a great ass.

Posted in:Marion Piveteau|Treats

2014

29

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski Topless for Calvin of the Day

Calvin Klein is paying a lot of people to wear their underwear – and the people are answering – by wearing their underwear – and the world is being fooled into thinking that Calvin Klein underwear is any better than the Costco brand – even if made in the same factory – because big titty fame whores from getting naked in music video fame – made 30k to wear them…

Marketing is ridiculous. So much hype but it works – because people are fucking idiots who have no happiness in their life…and buying endorsed products – even when endorsed by low level fame – you know the kind of fame you should not be inspired by because it hasn’t created anything – if anything her plastic surgeon is the star here – since he built this from the ground up – but he probably already knows that as all plastic surgeons have god complexes…

Doesn’t matter – any excuse to get a topless girl topless – right

BONUS – Here She is in Red at the Gone Girl Premiere – Because it is Her Big Fucking Day

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Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

29

Sep

Hardcore Pics of Terry Richardson and Some Model of the Day

Here’s a little known fact.

Models are dirtbags. If they weren’t tall and skinny, they would be in porn. Even being tall and skinny, they are one small step away from being in porn. It’s like if their gold digging that they don’t think is gold digging, sugar baby-ing that they don’t thing is sugar baby-ing, prostituting that they don’t think is prostituting because it’s a legitimate model agency, not a back pages “model” agency…and their hourly rate is in studio – not what goes on after hours…when they fuck…so seeing a model fucking, sucking dick, or really doing anything sexual is expected…

Here’s another little known fact.

Girls are dirtbags. They have needs. Some like sucking dick…some don’t care if it is on camera – some find it hot, or fun, or exciting, because ultimately who cares…

So maybe this is true love being documented – between model and star “photographer”…maybe it is art…maybe it is his personal collection of porn…or maybe it’s just for fun…because it looks fun to me, except for maybe all that Terry Dick.

Her name is Minerva Portillo. She was a model, is a model…probably in her 30s now – possibly the one who released these because they were the glory days, since they look old as fuck. I think some of these pics may be in Terry’s World. I think she looks like a lot of fun. I also think she’s consenting…

More importantly, this is some of Terry’s best work. That corporate shit was missing an element of edginess his older stuff, like this, has…

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2014

29

Sep

Crackwhore Deepthroating a Rose and Other Videos of the Day

Chick Fight in the Garage

Employee Tackles Armed Robber – Gets Shot

Old Lady Fights Off Attempted Car Theft

Weird Police Foot Chase

Old Man Takes a Shit in Walmart Parking Lot – Because When You’re Old – Who Cares

Woman Setting Car on Fire With a Dead Body inside…

People Make a Kid Smoke Pretty Disturbing…

John Oliver’s Interesting Take on Drones Someone posted on Facebook – and I thought it was pretty interesting and well put together. I mean the idea of the Government being sketchy for their own personal agenda and not really for the benefit of the nation they are voted in to protect – is pretty fucking expected….

Posted in:Videos

2014

29

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my weekend that was only technically a weekend because the rest of the world calls is that, while for me it’s like every other day of doing nothing…thanks to being unemployed…was not when I was in line behind two rich kid 10 year olds buying cake at the coffee shop…only to negotiate with the coffee shop worker because their bill was $20.40 and they didn’t want to break their 50….only to have the coffee shop worker, who probably wasn’t going to make 50 dollars that day of working…take the 40 cents out of her tip jar…to cover their rich kid asses like an idiot…instead of teaching these pricks about sacrifices…and breaking a fucking 50.

Those kids have already won at life…already better at business, negotiation, and richer than me…I would have found that depressing…but I gave up caring long ago..

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

The Tinder Champion
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Dog Things Patio Door is Closed – Owner Laughs Like She’s Cumming
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Charlotte McKinney is a Stripper Bitch turned Model
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Randy Jackson Divorces Wife of 18 Years – Is Worth 40 Millions – Has No Pre-Nup – Dumb Bass Player on the Down Low fucked Up…
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George Clooney is Married
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The Best Kiss Cam GIFs
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Shy Dog Wants Watermelon
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Uber Driver Blames girls Outfit for Groping her…
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Selfies for the Homeless
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31 Deaths after Japanese Volcano
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Sexually Suggestive Shadows
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14 Pissed Off Amazon Reviews on Joke Books
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Girls Fishing – It’s a Fetish
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KLM Lost and Found Service Dog
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The Best Caption to the North West Looking into the heavens Pic
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The Most META Moments of the Simpsons/Family Guy Episode
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Adriana Lima in Lingerie
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New York Post Sports Puns…2014
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The Latest Girls Who have been Fappeninged
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about hookers, is not paying them.

My favorite thing about non-hookers, is making them behave like hookers, by pretending I own beach houses and that I will take them out of their shitty existence and save them from their 9-5 hell – replacing it with being naked on the beach eating coconuts – only for them to send me nude pics before they realize this web entrepreneur is the only motherfucker in internet entrepreneur history to be broke homeless if it wasn’t for an obese woman I married to pay my rent – in exchange for my horrible companionship…

It may be the weekend, but not for me, not because I work, but because for me…everyday is hell…a hell I can’t look forward to….

Here are some stepLINKS>…

15 Sexually Suggestive Shadows
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Samuel L Jackson Karaoke
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Dark Hair / Light Eyes
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Lindsay Lohan Looks Tired
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Dita Von Teese Still Brings Her Thong Ass Out to Burlesque Shows
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Anastasia Ashley Surfer Tits Getting Drunk in NYC
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Slut of the Day
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Paris Hilton Spent 230,000 dollars in a CLub – I Know It WAs Someone Else’s Money
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10 Worst Puns This Year in Sports
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George Clooney is Getting Married – Here’s a Tribute to All his Exes
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Charlotte McKinney on TOSH
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Emily DiDonato Eyes
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The Suspects in the Illinois Murder Tried to Have Sex Near the Bodies
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Rachel McAdams is Not Hot
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Zoe Saldana’s Pregnant Nipples
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Emmy Rossum Legs
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Benedict Cumberbatch Can’t Say Penguin
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Amber Rose Gets 1 Million Dollars for her 1 Year Marriage
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Famous Dead People With Cats
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Kelly Brook See Through
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The Greatest Photo Ever Taken EVER.
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Naya Rivera Pregnancy Pics
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Short Shorts!
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Public Transit Insanity
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Marriage Proposal Fail
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Do You Remember These 90s TGIF Shows
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Mary Kate Olsen Probably got Secret Married
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Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret
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Alba Leaves Price Tag on Her Jacket
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Maria Menounos Manicure Porn
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A Whole Weekend’s Worth Of Tittie Fucking
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Joanna Krupa Fame Whoring
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Lisa Opie Bikini Body
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2014 Halloween Costume Ideas
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Real Life Sex Toy is Crazy
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Crackhead Freaking the Fuck Out…Thanks THe Party Drugs
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Bar Rafaeli Panty Upskirt
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So Many Redheads…
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Jenny McCarthy Old Fake Tits
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Miranda Kerr Amazing Nude Outtakes
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Tight Dresses
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Lyndall Jarvis Maxim South Africa
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Bieber Embarrasses Himself on a Skateboard
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Brooke Burke Wrinkled Tits
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I Want to get Elle Brittain Pregnant
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Snooki Has Birthed
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10 Stock Photos You Can Masturbate To
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It’s the Weekend and You Don’t Give a Fuck
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Some Hot Tits
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make You Cum….
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Big Tits in the Bath
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JERK OFF WITH RANDOM HOTTIES – GET MY FREE ACCESS NOW!
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LEsbians on Cam
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The Dude WHo Pisses Out of His Arm
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Naked Yara Massage
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The Most Ridiculous MILFS ever
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Be a Healthy Fucking Drunk…
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Pornstar Injured by Sex Toy
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Blonde Amateur!
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

26

Sep

Flashback Friday – The Anna Kendrick Edition of the Day

I don’t know if these are actual pictures of Anna Kendrick, the face I am not attracted to at all – and when I see her in movies I wonder how it happened…

I assume that whoever they are, they were pulled directly from her Myspace, now that everyone is talking about how Facebook is the New Myspace, that will be beat out by some porn friendly, highly marketed Social Network, that is only getting press because it is probably built by insiders and financed by Facebook…so someone went through the archives…

It looks like a Halloween party…many years ago…probably in college…and I think it’s a pretty sold Flashback Friday session…so I’m posting it – even if they aren’t pics of her at all…they are still drunk and slutty and I enjoy that.

Posted in:Anna Kendrick

2014

26

Sep

Kim Kardashian Gets Booed of the Day

Kim Kardashian got booed at some fashion show in Paris, even though Kanye is always in Paris, and even lives in Paris, his producers are in Paris, his Fashion inspiration drawn from Paris, you’d think Paris would have more love for his ridiculousness, especially Kim Kardashian’s Ridiculousness, showing off tit like the trashy hooker she is, tits that work in America and go unnoticed in Europe, allowing the public to see her for the useless cunt she is…

But when you look at the below picture of them comparing cleavage…it’s pretty amazing..couples who show cleavage together – stay together – as long as it is good for marketing – at least in these fame whore’s case…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER BIG CLEAVAGE CLICK HERE

It’s safe to say that the majority of the world thinks they are the worst..but also safe to say they hired the hecklers as part of their campaign that started yesterday when she GOT PUSHED

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

26

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens Does Cameltoe of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens recently had nude pics leak. I figure you can probably still find them, even though her legal team, who happen to be good friends of mine, are on a mission to get them down, because I guess she doesn’t want them out there, even though they are already out there, and the best strategy in any situation is to deny til you die. Especially when you look good in the fucking thing, and your 5 O’Clock shadow is more maintained than your first lazy nudes when she was 17 and just learning, back when nudes were a new thing and not staged properly, before any implants were bought…

It’s like she’s an actor and getting nude is and will be part of her job if she takes on any serious role, and as long s she denies the pics of her – the nerds will be scrambling to prove they are her. The lawyers just take the fun out of that…but I guess they all need to get paid….

That said, it’s almost pointless to fight the nudes when you leave the house with your pants jacked up your vagina so far I can see her soul…I mean why even wear pants when it’s all right there…this Vanessa Hudgens is so Confusing…

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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2014

26

Sep

Daisy Lowe Topless Picture of the Day

Daisy Lowe is my Daddy Issue Tits of the day. Because her dad, Bisexual Tranny Fucker Gavin Rossdale – denied being her dad until she was 14 or 15 when he was forced to take a paternity test – probably confused how it happens since he only cums in ass, all while in a perfectly happy love affair with Gwen Stefani, that is still going on, because she’s tranny looking enough for him to not stray too far, unless she is into that thing, which she probably is, because famous ppl are fucked.

That said, Daily Lowe..became a model, because that’s how a dad who skipped your childhood repays you, and in doing that she’s been topless, has great tits, and makes me want to work on renewing her faith in men..using my tongue…

I’d never leave you BAE – just answer my tweets..I’m the stepDADDY who you’ll be calling Daddy…cuz you’re real daddy is in LA wearing panties…

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