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2023

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

The system is rigged….but that doesn’t mean it can’t be rigged in your favor…it just generally isn’t rigged in the favor of people who cry about how the system is rigged…because the people who the system is rigged for are too busy having a good time in this simulation….

FUCKERS.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Cam Girl of the Day
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Best or Worst Tattoo Ever
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Paulina Gretzky Brings the Bikini
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Nicki Minaj Does Carnival
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Gal Gadot Brings the Legs
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Olivia Jade’s Cleavage Selfie
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Ten Lies Women Tell
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Jeremy Renner Update from the Hospital
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The BikinI Carpenter is Going Viral
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Olivia Ponton Goes for a Surf
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Tana Mongeau Flashes the Camara!
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Reporter Interrupted by a Cat
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Playing Doom on a Calculator
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Explaining the Shell Game
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Paris Hilton Reveals Baby Name
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On Set with Nicola Peltz
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Gracie Hunt in Mexico!
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Izabel Goulart’s in a Skimpy Hot Outfit for Carnival
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Cat Sleeps in Tiny Human Bed
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Scoring a Trillion in Billiards
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Viral Best Man Speech
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Brittney Griner is Back to Ballin’
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Paige Spiranac is Doing a Golf Event with John Daly
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Alt Model in the Grass!
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Elephant Doens’t Wait for the Train to Pass
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Michael Jackson Fires Musical Director On State Throwbakc
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LEGO Simulating an Earthquake
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Footage of Two Football Players Involved in a Vegas Beat Down
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Carmella Rose’s New Bra is a Bag
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Porcupine Guards Babies
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High School Coach Posed as Student, Gets Fired
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ESPN Reporter in Trouble for Shaming Women’s Basketball
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Victoria Justice in a Hot Black Dress
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Ireland Baldwin’s Nude Baby Bump Update
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5 Skateboards Worth Buying
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Fender Bender During the Walk of Shame
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Izabel Goulart in a Hot Outfit for Carnival
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Alessandra Ambrosio at Carnival
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Charli XCX Legs
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Alisonb Brie’s Ass in Leggings
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Ashley Benson in Jeans
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Emma Watson Private Plane Life
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Samara Weaving at a Premiere
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Maria Sharapova at an Event
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Kaia Gerber in a Photoshoot
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Sara Sampaio at an Event
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Rihanna at her Birthday Party
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Hailey Bieber’s Legs
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From stepSMUT!!

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Ass to Ass
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Weird Fashion Statement
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Bouncy Bouncy
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Huge Boobs Can’t be Contained
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Girl Dildos Girl
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8 Public Acts that Make You Whore
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Nice Shoes on this NUDE babe
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The Impossible Body
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Hairspray Pussy
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24 People Having a Shit Day
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Girl on the Car Hood Being Mental
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Creamy Cream
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18 People Having a Shit Day
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Spider Web Goth Dildo
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Renee Olstead’s In a Hot Shoot
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Pussy Full Pens – They Call Her the Pencil Case
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Leilani Rios Nude
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Wine O’Clock
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Cheating Wife
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Clear Dildo – No Hands – Just Feet
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Blonde in Action
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Squirting on Herself
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Amateur Sex Video
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Upskirt Dildo Ride
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2023

22

Feb

Amanda Cerny is Half Naked in the Snow of the Day

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Amanda Cerny started out a nude model, became an influencer or vine star, probably made a stupid amount of money, which is always exciting for a young person in this modern world of being a slave to consumerism….

I guess brand sponsorships weren’t enough, because she’s reworked her content to go back to her roots, which is actually pretty respectable to the people who were there since day one and had their backs turned on them when she stopped the racier content, only to return, like a once you get sucked in, you can never get out situations…and why woudl you want to, the PAY PIGS are retarded and it’s a lucrative side hustle that so often becomes a MAIN hustle…

The point of the story is that this isn’t her racy shit, but it’s me saying GOOD work Cerny, glad to have you back to the titty modelling the way NATURE intended….yes, I call her Cerny, we’re homies like that…

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2023

22

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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You know, people like to call fitness chicks masculine, dudes, gay to be into some bitch who can lift a couch over their head….

Yet those same dudes jerk off to comic book women with their fitness and super powers…

It’s just when it’s in human form, they get offended by it, angry by it, they tell them to “eat a sandwich”….or they scream “is her clit a dick”….and it’s all so abusive…but just part of the general HATE of women who aren’t fat slob pig bitches eating donuts….an orchestrated ATTACK on them I tell ya,….

Anyway, here’s my fit chick round-up and I like it….because fit chicks can be useful at doing the heavy lifting for you, they can be useful at doing all the work in the bedroom, like it’s a PELOTON BIKE class, they can be useful when they flex those pelvic floor muscles…and fat slobs just can’t keep up…FACTS.

So if you’re a fat hater, like myself, you must always choose fit.

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2023

22

Feb

Josephine Skriver in Hot Workout Gear of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is still hot.

Which is probably why she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, you know because they’d rather use ditch pigs, fat girls and influencers who try to be hot, to push their products….

They cant’ have do-nothing hot chicks making millions pushing their products, that would be celebrating hot chicks, and that’s mean to ugly chicks, so let’s celebrate ugly chicks and be mean to hot chicks, take that hot chicks….FUCK YOU….AND STARVE….you don’t DESERVE money or fame or success for the BONERS you give…NOW ugly girls must be giving the boners, it’s only fair.

What a fucking stupid world…but yeah, Josephine Skriver is still hot.

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2023

22

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I’ve come to learn that the more aggressive the cameltoe, the better we are as a society….

So the whole trend of girls walking around with as big a cameltoe as possible, you know sometimes so deep into their pussy that you’d assume it would hurt, yet there they are going about their days, pussy forward….is a great fucking thing.

I don’t know if it’s a silent protest of women trying to save our species by saying “BREED WITH ME”…knowing that homosexuality and transgenderism by definition is a species ending event, at least under traditional baby making systems, which involve CUM in the pussy…yeah, I get it there are workarounds but the natural instinct of a woman broadcasting her pussy like a bus stop ad is probably on some primal level of SAVE HUMANITY FUCK MY CUNT…

Or they’re just exhibitionists…

Either way, I LIKE IT.

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2023

22

Feb

Sabrina Carpenter Panties of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is being a little creepy in her underwear for whatever this shoot is…

The main reason being that she’s a 23 year old, but her fame and celebrity happened when she was under 18.

So the dudes who are die hard Sabrina Carpenter fans are out there because they fell in love with her when she was too young to be fallen in love with, you know like Emma Watson fans, sitting around with a timer set to go off on her 18th birthday…,

But building that celebrity off the perverts with no self control who like young chicks wasn’t enough, instead she has to put together content like this for those same people, you know keep em all as happy as she can….

Or maybe the general vibe in content is to get grown women posing with stuffed animals, since everyone is mentally stunted furries who don’t want to ever grow up.

I’m not an analyst, but I don’t mind anal no cyst…at least if the shit’s not messy, giving me ecoli and parasties…..

SO really all I see is hot, famous, celebrity in panties….the rest of this shit don’t matter one bit and over thinking it is pretty fucking boring….

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2023

22

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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You know, as much as you think getting high is the devil’s work…..especially on lent when you should be sober and as connected to god as you can be….the truth is it’s from nature, directly from nature, without any processing, so maybe the devil’s work is actually not making everyone smoke weed all day every day.

I don’t know if weed makes people any happier than they already are, you know since everyone I know is a ball of fucking joy just waiting for the end to hit them thanks to all the negativity out there……

I don’t know if weed really takes off the edge, or makes you a schizo who kills your family like in reefer madness….But I like to think all the fucking hippies fucking each other in the 60s, who now run and have ruined the world, probably because they quit smoking weed, were onto something…and that if the world collectively got high, we’d sit around on couches eating snack foods living our best life, instead of sitting around on couches eating snack foods living or current and possibly worst lives!

No one ever says “living my worst life” but I can assure you, most of us are….so lets pull inspo from some weed girls.

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2023

22

Feb

Denise Richards Lingerie of the Day

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I generally have no real emotion, especially when on the internet, it’s a fucking screen, a computer game….I can mock whores, I can mock dead whores, I can pretty much laugh at everything since it’s not real life bro…

At my peak of being mean to celebs, people would ask what my problem was, what the reason was, and I’d say “to laugh”…because laughing heals to souls and I figure if you want to be a celebrity, the least you can do is let us laugh at you to heal our sad souls, since we aren’t rich and living in luxury…it’s only fair….

KICK THEM WHEN THEY ARE UP…we’re the underdogs…

Anyway, when I see Denise Richards in lingerie, holding onto a dream, operating in desperation, when she probably doesn’t need to, and it is sad….makes me embarrassed for her!

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2023

22

Feb

Jenna Dewan Perverted of the Day

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Luckily for us, Jenna Dewan is not based in Spain, which apparently just legalized sex with animals so long as the animal is not injured, which is one of the most disgusting and horrible things I’ve ever heard because you’re not supposed to be fucking with any animal in a sexual way, they don’t speak english, it is rape and weird rape at that.

I did not fact check to see if that Spanish beastiality law is legit, or just clickbait and a MEME, but since the world runs their facts off MEMES, we’ll assume it’s a MEME.

Jenna Dewan is however posting a pic of her dog’s dick to distract from her posting lingerie pics as some weird thirst trap for her fans…

Yes, it’s amazing that someone like Jenna Dewan, known for being married and breeding with Channing Tatum has fans, but we’re a dick sucking society of people who still like anything associated with celebs, even if that whole thing is dying out.

It’s more amazing that a dancer in her 40s who has a fat child support check, a fat alimony check, a fat divorce settlement since she was with him before he BROKE out at the level he did….feels compelled to post lingerie pics that should be reserved for her boyfriend, husband, exes, people she meets on dating apps, I dont’ fucking know, but to broadcast it out to the masses, seems a little trashy, unnecessary and weird…

I don’t know the upside, the benefit, the reason for it, but I guess to complain about a girl posting have nude selfies like a slut you want to boned is insane, and should be embraced and loved…..but to question it and think it is weird, isn’t really complaining, it’s just not making sense to me….

Obviously, I am still looking and I understand, it’s for the clicks baby, clicks feel good, feeling good feels good…so keep it coming’