2014
26
Sep
This is some virgin loser nerd right here…an “It Girl” with a corky inbred looking face that happens to be photogenic, especially next to A-Listers and the leaders in fashion who hire her…showing people around some Harry Potter filming location, that I guess they used for a fashion show during London Fashion week…you know because virgin losers can masturbate to all things Harry Potter.
Posted in:Cara Delevingne
2014
26
Sep
I have a hard time believing that seeing Kelly Brook’s tits in a bra with a see through t-shirt…is anything exciting to anyone…not because no one knows who Kelly Brook is, and they really don’t…and not because she’s in her fat months, that happen when she doesn’t have a shoot and she gets comfortable with her big black dick boyfriend, who probably likes bigger girls…I mean she’s always been thick as fuck…that’s the whole reason she’ has these massive tits….but because she has massive tits…that she has shown off topless so many times. It is the only reason she exists, otherwise she’d be a cocktail waitress somewhere.
But it still happened.
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Posted in:Kelly Brook
2014
26
Sep
Jessica Simpson is back…all it took was a wedding picture she wanted to sell for millions. A contract with weight watchers she wanted to fulfill for millions. A little hard work and discipline from trainers and personal chefs to make it happen.
So if you’re fat, and you probably are, and you want to get fit, because you’ll live longer (not that that’s a good thing for you)…and your dick will look bigger to the hookers you pay for sex…then just pretend you have millions of dollars on the line..
Probably easier when you have millions of dollars on the line…
But I guess what I am trying to say is – at least she didn’t lose her big tits, and here’s someone poking at them…”are these things real”….
Posted in:Jessica Simpson
2014
26
Sep
Mara Teigen is a superstar INSTAGRAM MODEL …who for a while I just assumed was the hotter sister of the troll who fucked her way into a wallet and possibly into Sports Illustrated…to help maintain her place in that wallet she fucked her way into…but apparently they aren’t related…
Henrick Purienne is one of my favorite EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHERS of our generation…I mean the guy takes insane pictures..
They came together – for this campaign. I think it’s something corporate and thus not very erotic…but I believe in your creepiness and your ability to cum to anything…so maybe you can get to that. Weirdo.
Posted in:Mara Teigen
2014
26
Sep
Nicola Peltz was the new talent – that may or may not be talented – but that looks good – and who wants to be famous because that’s what every motherfucker wants…except me…I think the whole fame thing is stupid. Especially when you’re Nicola Peltz, and up on some billionaire hustle…..with a trust fund and the luxury to afford anything…
It is safe to say her dad financed the whole movie she was in…or maybe works with the producers and directors and said “put my baby in, I got her a pony already, I need to gift her better, so that she doesn’t hate me for choosing my career over her, you know girls with daddy issues…no one wants to be the daddy to one of those sluts”…
But who cares why or how she happened, lets just be happy she happened.
Posted in:Nicola Peltz
2014
26
Sep
I reach hard for the fetishes in this one, because the one girl I am not capable of ever being over, even when she’s over…and her body and face are over…and her career is over and any level of mystery, or class, or glamous is over…because until she dies…Lindsay Lohan is not over…and even when she’s dead…she will live on forever in our hearts and in shitty movies she’s been in…but I still believe that she will win an Oscar. Life is long…and less talented people win every year…
That said, here is her tit in a lose fitting shirt…I call this “New Fetish Friday”….
TO SEE HER IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
2014
26
Sep
I don’t even remember Kelli Garner. She’s 30 and has been in very very little. But that doesn’t mean that she hasn’t been in LA working her ass off trying to date the right people, go to the right events, befriend the right directors, casting directors, producers, cameramen, photographers…etc…it just means it hasn’t worked out for her…
So maybe leaking a couple pics of her big tits in the bath…or even This alleged pic of her tit HER TIT can help..
I believe in the power of tits. It worked for Kate Upton and I hope it works for Kelli Garner, because let’s face it, she’s not getting any younger…
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Posted in:Kelli Garner
2014
26
Sep
Adriana Lima, Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk and a bunch of their new talent are in a recent catalog and I was pretty amazed that they took the “Free the nipple” approach and have finally answered to criticism of the public and the media – about photoshopping these already amazing girls…or more importantly…misrepresenting their products they sell by erasing the nipple…and turning their already Barbie Doll bodies…into genital-less and Nippleless – Barbie Dolls..
This is a FLASHBACK to when Catalogs were good to jerk off to – before airbrushing..
This is a FLASHBACK to when we all used to jerk off to Victoria’s Secret we had sent to our houses under fake girl names before porn…
Posted in:Victoria's Secret
2014
26
Sep
I heard that Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus have an underage lesbian sex tape going around Nashville. It could be a lie, but people I know have seen it…and have said that Miley used to torment Lovato with it back when they were friends…and I want to make it clear that I don’t know about Disney star, turned scandalous bi-sexual beef…I just know about sex tapes…at least let me maintain some of my integrity…I’m a grown ass man…and apparently so is Demi Lovato…as she pulls some ass poke stripper poses…for the internet…and for her 13 year old fans…She’s a hero to us all…arch that back girl…if you’re even a girl
Posted in:Demi Lovato
2014
26
Sep
Apparently this is some Ukrainian Politician’s leaked nudes…now I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen some Eastern European porn in my days, and the soulless communist raised, starving women – will consistently do way worse than this, for even 100 dollars…so I am going to say this is not a leaked nude pic, or even a scandal, because she’s not pissing in the corner of a basement apartment on a webcam site…but she’s still naked…kind of…without vagina…campaigning…and it is the thought that counts…right? Wrong…when it comes to nudes…it is not the thought that counts. It’s the nudes that count.
Posted in:Olga Lyulchak
