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2014

25

Sep

Rumer Willis is a New Person of the Day

I am not sure what happened here…but Rumer Willis is a new person. I assume it is an apple doesn’t fall from the tree…situation. Because based on her mother and her mother’s addiction with being youthful that because an addiction with plastic surgery that has involved millions of dollars in Plastic Surgery…I think it would be very unlikely that this rebuilt Rumer Willis hasn’t gone under the knife…but has instead just grew into herself.

I don’t know what this Fetish club gear campaign is about…I just know she’s looking hot…and I think that makes me pretty uncomfortable…it feels so wrong…so dirty…and a reminder to us all that plastic surgery’s not bad.

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2014

25

Sep

Stella Maxwell Getting Famous of the Day

She showed some underboob for Love and Lemons

She showed some actual boom for Jason Lee Parry HERE and for Terry Richardson HERE

She’s been working at this model thing, because I guess she’s tall and skinny for a while now and she’s still young…and I have a feeling she’s going to make it. More and more people are talking about her and her great face…while I was there on the front lines when her hipster, lesbian haircut ass was getting naked to get ahead…and there is no real reward in that…and no one really cares…not even Stella Maxwell, who’s success owes nothing to my hard work in promoting her over the years…but she should still suck my dick as a thank you – because thank you blow jobs are always welcomed – especially when I did nothin to contribute..

All this to say, she’s pretty fucking hot.

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2014

25

Sep

Alyssa Barbara is Pretty Substantial of the Day

Her name is Alyssa Barbara ….

She is from Canada and I am from Canada, so I find it weird that we haven’t crossed paths, seeing as all Canadians know each other, I think there are only 12 of us, and we are forced to get together every year at the ice Moose hunt…you know where we all compare igloos, watch hockey and eat beaver….but not the good kind…the kind that Alyssa Barbara has that I would like to eat…

All this to say, the communist regime has let me down, because I’m not snow shoeing into Alyssa Barbara’s comforting and comfortable looking arms…but she doesn’t let me down, because she made these pics that are circulating…hot, edgy but with so many curves… stuff.

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2014

25

Sep

Girls Comparing Thighs and Other Videos of the Day

Girl Escapes her Homeless Robber – On the Roof –

A Man and his Tent Go Flying…

Crazy Knock Out…

Kid Calls His Ma After Eating Ghost Pepper..

NYPD VS Pregnant Chick

Thief Cash Grab

Slip and Slide Fail

Middle Finger Karma

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2014

25

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am still drunk. I blame all my tinder girlfriends. They are leading me to drinking…even though I’ve always been drinking…I just figure they are a good excuse…because there are so many horny and willing girls..that it is impossible for me to keep up, even from my couch…

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I wonder if these are Natural
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Reality Show Fame Whore
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Iggy Azalea was a Fame Whore Slut at 13
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College Food Hacks
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These Thieves are Suing for Defamation
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10 Angriest Black Women Moments
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Amber Rose is a Single Whore Mother Now – Like All Good Strippers
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Lady Gaga in a Thong
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12 Kids Who Hate Grocery Shopping
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Steve Balmer Wants Clippers to Stop Using Iphones
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2014

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I would say my biggest accomplishment today was getting a girl to masturbate in her car in a parking lot until she reached orgasm – without really much convincing…because I guess we’re all fucking dirtbags looking for a thrill…and I’m just looking for love..like a hopeless romantic…

Or maybe my biggest accomplishment today was getting lectured by the woman working at the coffee shop about how she applies olive oil to her asshole because of hemorrhoids… something never sexy…especially not on a 75 year old…

Or maybe my biggest accomplishment today was this…right now…I fucking hope not…

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A Whole Bunch of Big Amazing Asses
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Megan Irwin is Changing for the Paparazzi
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The SEX MRI
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Mug Shot of the Day
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini Top
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Stacy Keibler Got Legs
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Slut of the Day
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Stella Maxwell is Pretty Fucking Good
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Ariana Grande is a Monster Part 2
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Naked Chick in Keanu’s House
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Kerry Washington – Hot on TV
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Christina Aguilera’s a Big Girl Again
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Too Smooth for your Own Good
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Dakota Johnson in a Bikini
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Nicole Scherzinger Does the Hipster
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Liam Neeson is in Ted 2
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Miss Teen South Carolina is GOod and her name is Caite Upton…
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Jessica Simpson Baby Toss
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Michelle Monaghan Topless in Fort Bliss
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Christy Teigen Does Events
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The Condom Cook Book
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Useless Construction
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Some Jasmine Chick in a Bikini
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Eva Longoria Cleavage Party
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Random No Name Ola Jordan Areola Slip
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Izabel Goulart – See Through Skirt
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Girls Stickin’ Out Their Tongues
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Coffee Expert Reviews Pumpkin Spice Latte
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Slutty Fucking Model…
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Pictures of Cats Sneezing
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Big Tits in a Bikini
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Mila Kunis Pregnat
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Jessica Simpson Looking Hot Enough for Me
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Matrix in 8 Bit
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Some Halloween Costumes to Get you in the Mood
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Lana Del Rey is Doing 2 Shows in a Cemetery
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Reese Witherspoon Legs!
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Amber Rose is a Single Mom…Who The Fuck is Amber Rose?
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Wet Whore in a Bikini
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Von Diesel’s Beard is the Best Meme
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Is….
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Banana Rama
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The Weirdest Schoolyard Game Ever
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Two Fingers – One Butthole
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Hot and Naked on a Rock
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GOOD GIRLS LET YOU WATCH THEM BE BAD GIRLS
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Rapist Breaks His Leg
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Amateur Sex…..
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Multi-Vitamins for Drunks…
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Katie Fey Gets Naked
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Hannah Claydon Big Stripping Tits
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Hot And Naked in a Field
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Ass Play Ends Shitty
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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2014

24

Sep

Miley Cyrus in Bed Selfie of the Day

Everyone makes a big deal about celebrity “personal pics’, that I am a firm believer should be considered “public domain” because the celebrities have made a shitload of money directly off the public. It’s not like they sold us anything practical or something we needed to better our lives…they sold us their smut, polluted our minds with their gossip, and really anything they do should belong to us. I believe that if this was the 1500s, they court jester would get mauled for a bad joke by a group that wouldn’t go to jail because he deserved it…

That said, everything these people do is smut…it is selling their soul for morally devoid values…

So Miley Posting this in bed selfie….is no different than a spread vag shot…and Miley singing one of her songs on the radio we all have to listen to..is far far worst…

All this to say, at least Miley’s putting her smut out there and not crying about it like Kate Upton the other gang of selfie narcissits nude pic taking harlots…

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2014

24

Sep

Rita Ora’s Possible Nudes of the Day

I saw this screenshot from someone’s computer of Rita Ora nudes. I am going to assume that they were shot anytime over the last 5 years, before she managed to trick the world into knowing who she was…because she knows how this world works, not to mention she knows how big the Rihanna nude scandal was before she got beat the fuck up, many years ago, when she went from popstar to superstar…and Rita Ora’s whole purpose is to be the next Rihanna….

I can only assume there has been a lot of dick that’s gone through her to get to this point in her career, and I don’t slut shame, I figure if you’re going to slut, you might as well do it for fame and fortune, I mean I know girls who slut for a bump of cocaine, totally skewed priorities…when you really think about all the sex going on in the world…

I am sure if these are legit nudes, I probably won’t be posting them, I’m bored of the fappeniong, celebrities bore me, I’m all about the no names…before I can hate them for being lame as fuck…because the world is filled with hoteness getting naked, and I don’t need a girl to have a record deal or 10 million dollar a month mansion to get off to her…I just need butthole pics.

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2014

24

Sep

Kesha Peen of the Day

I could have gone through life without seeing these Kesha Peen in panties pics…But I guess, in a lot of ways…that’s what makes them amazing…

I remember a bunch of years ago, she had some leaked nudes dropped, I’m not too sure if anyone cared…I mean it was in the time when her BFF Katy Perry felt guilty for getting famous and gave Kesha her own chance to follow the leader – so long as she didn’t quite hit as big…and she didn’t because she was too busy being big…I’ve seen the bikini pics – I am not a fan…but that doesn’t mean this hipster turned popstar – LA scene kid story of fame and fortune – isn’t amazing as a person – it just means – she should keep some pants on.

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2014

24

Sep

Dakota Johnson in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Dakota Johnson in a bikini – her mom is Melanie Griffith…her dad Don Johnson – or as I like to call him – one of the many men Melanie Griffith rolled through and got impregnated by during her stint as an LA rich kid, daughter of an actress, with a trust fund…in an era before the Internet was really documenting her LA rich kid behavior, before strapping down and establishing a career of her own, thanks to contacts and the fact that acting requires no talent at all….

Anyway, here’s the third generation doin’ it…50 Shades of Grey skin in a bikini styles…just how mommy and I guess Grand mommy taught her…and at least her Miami Vice ass is worth lookin’ at…because all ass is worth looking at.

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