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2014

18

Sep

Shanina Shaik TITS for GQ Russia of the Day

Shanina Shaik is a nice enough set of Australian tits, doing the GQ Russia, showing off her nice enough set of Australian tits, because like most models, landing a Russian billionaire is a pretty much the best gig you can get, way better than the cover of Vogue….not because models are hookers, I would never imply that, they are talented individuals who spend years learning the craft of just showing up on set and letting people take pics of them for a lot of money…

She’s Half Pakistani, obviously not the half that works my convenience store. She was a reality show contestant. She has modelled for pretty much everyone probably best known for Victoria’s Secret….and that’s enough of a recap of her career you don’t care about – because you’re just into staring at her GQ Russian tit…and I’m with you on that…her bio is only interesting to the weirdo fans and I don’t endorse that kind of behavior…but I do endorse tits.

Posted in:Shanina Shaik

2014

18

Sep

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Lesbianism of the Day

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Some people like to think they are just Besties, you know straight up BFFs, but I like to think there is nothing straight going on here. I like to think that Taylor Swift is less about collecting models and hoarding them in her luxury apartment, in a room that apparently has pictures of Karlie Kloss all over it, like some kind of rich as fuck stalker who can buy anything she wants, even lifesize, living baries…and more about suffocating on their tall skinny girl clits…

It’s like sure maybe they just watch movies and bake cookies in their Pajamas, up on some Michael Jackson “I’m worth 100 million dollars and never had a normal childhood” kick…

But I like to think they sit on each other until one of them passes out or squirts…you know modern day schoolyard games thanks to the internet.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Karlie Kloss|Taylor Swift

2014

18

Sep

Caitlin Stasey Australian Ass of the Day

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Caitlin Stasey is some Australian on some show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, and that has cycled through all kinds of low level actresses and made them famous in the native Australian land of trashy accents, despite how much money or class they may have…that’s not to say I don’t like trashy Australians, in fact I am in love with at least one Australian, but it’s not this Caitlin Stasey chick I’ve never heard of, who is putting her ass on twitter like some kind of common hooker, it’s some other Australian who when you get a few drinks in her all she wants to do is strip down, rail lines of cocaine, gamble and fuck whoever is around…and as long as I am the one who is around…that is a good thing…it’s a modern day love story…and you know me and my love for romance….

Posted in:Caitlin Stasey

2014

18

Sep

Emily Ratajkowski Skinny and Wet Pic of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski posted this picture of her on her instagram looking pretty fucking skinny, and busty, which I guess is a good thing because that’s really her job description and if she was anything but skinny, or busty, she would have nothing but a giant, weird looking belly button to distract from her bird face that I think is overrated, but that I also think was maneuvered really well to to this level of fame.

I mean in ways she’s the Pam Anderson of this generation. Titty Model, to Topless Music Video Vixen, to getting cast in movies like she originally wanted to do….it’s like a modern day story of overcoming all obstacles she faced as a rich LA scenester with big tits..and fake lips…up against so many other rich LA sceneters with big tits and fake lips…

I don’t hate what she represents, tits get hits, tits lead to fame, if you got tits, show them to me, it may work out for you, I just kinda hate her.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

18

Sep

Chrissy Teigen is Fucking With Me of the Day

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Chrissy Teigen doesn’t like me. She even went to her blog to talk about how I am probably a rapist because I called her old, dumpy and a gold digger who should get knocked up to secure monthly payment the second pussy-whipped Jon Legend runs the fuck away from her washed up ass, and trades her in for a younger model, because he has options and she doesn’t…not to mention she doesn’t get much work..she’s more of one of those free models who just likes the status because it tricks people around her into thinking she matters…

That said…I called her a pug face, and now it all makes sense, because she’s apparently a bulldog owner, and I guess as you know – sometimes pet owners and their pets have uncanny similarities in their appearance…and sometimes, like this time, it’s fucking obvious…

So I was wrong in calling her pug face, I should have called her bull dog faced. NO wonder she was pissed.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Chrissy Teigen

2014

18

Sep

Ellen Page Erotica of the Day

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Ellen Page is a lesbian…

Posted in:Ellen Page

2014

18

Sep

Genevieve Morton For Instagram of the Day

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Here are some pictures I should have taken of Genevieve Morton making us breakfast, before hitting the gym, after I stuck it in her ass….but she didn’t invite me to participate, she had some other asshole take the pics of her while ignoring my attempts at seducing her by calling her mean names – or fat – thinking that it would make her love me. You know school yard games…when really…in my soul…while staring at her ass…I think she’s perfect enough to try to knock up…with my mouth…

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2014

18

Sep

NYPD Assault Street Vendor and Other Videos of the Day

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Micaela Shaefer Titties Out Serving Beers

Car VS Crowd

Police Catch Pickpocket Stealing from Sleeping

Drunk Guy Rides a Sheep

Korean Mayor Gets Egged,.

Big Boy Can Dance….

Posted in:Videos

2014

18

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Apparently asking your neighbor’s wife, in front of your neighbor, if you had sex would she let you cum in her, or make you pull out….is not appropriate at the building’s quarterly meeting…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Girls in Bed…
GO

Jealous Models Put Their Cigarettes Out in Kendall Jenner’s Drink
GO

Sara Malakul Lane in a See Through Outfit is Good
GO

Mortal Kombat Elevator Prank….
GO

15 Vintage Board Games
GO

Russian Trash Vigilante
GO

Today in NFL Players Who beat Their Wives…
GO

Beyonce’s Fake Thigh Gap is as Authentic as Her
GO

FREE LIVE SEX SHOWS – GET IN
GO

13 Xtreme Businesses that Are Not Extreme
GO

WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
GO

16 Things Graphic Designers Should Know…
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

18

Sep

Miley’s Fake Ass of the Day

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Miley wore a Fake Ass…

Everyone cared…

Except me…

Because I only care about real ass…spread so I can see their asshole…because the asshole is the gateway to a girl’s soul…even if Miley doesn’t have a soul since she sold it to the devil/disney to get here…

Here is the concert footage..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus