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2014

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Trying to convince your stepdaughters, who are well over 18 at this point, to come over and trim your pubic hair, by promising you won’t get a boner and if you do they won’t even notice because you are an inny not an outty, and really because trimming your pubic hair is totally not an erotic experience, it’s like going to the dentist and the likelihood of boner is like 50% chance…unless I take viagra…is a negotiation that will piss off your wife.

Here are some links…

The 12 Years of a Slave Hooker was Actually Fucking her Boyfriend in her Car
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Candice Swanepoel Bikini Ass
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11 Ways to Shut Down Sexting
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Blake Griffith Comedy Sucks
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Topless Model of the Day
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Crazy Asses for Wednesday
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Beyonce’s Photoshopped Thigh Gap
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The Katie Holmes Robot Lives
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Slut of the Day
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Taylor Swift Loves Fall
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I love me some POSH Spice
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I like Vanessa Hudgens
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Lupita on Racism with Elmo – While her Co-Star Fucks White Dudes in Cars…
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Niki Reed Lives
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Jessica Szohr Ass in a Tight Dress
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The worst soccer Badges
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Victoria Justice Filming Some Bullshit in Jeans
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Jimmy Fallon’s Best Musical Parodies
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Julianne Hough Hard Nipple
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Amanda Cerny in a Swimsuit
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Woman Gives Birth Hours After Stopping Purse Snatcher
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Some Rosie Jones…
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Community Service Sluts
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Sienna Miller Nipple….
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Stacy Keibler Mom Legs in Jeans
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Kerry Washington Lookin’ ALright
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Avril Lavingne Divorce is a Good Thing
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Cora Keegan is a Whore in a Bikini
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Katherine Heigl Big Smile – See Through Shirt
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Taylor Schilling in Tight Dress
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A Woman’s POV is Better Than Staring at My Stubby Dick While Laying Down
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The Best People at the Fucking Party
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Selena Gomez in a Bikini
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FREE LIVE SEX SHOWS – GET IN
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Big Tits and Cameltoe
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Hot Naked Treats Model
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Webcam Girl and her Hitachi of the Day
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Haha – This Girl’s Got Small Hands….
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The Girl who Tickles Herself
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Reggae Dancer of the Day
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Shut Up and Drink Piss
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Workin’ It
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

17

Sep

The Beyonce Photoshopped Bikini Pics by Beyonce of the Day

Look at the stair…

Every time I see a hot pic on instagram – I know a girl put in serious fucking work. I know she has all the photoshop apps, slimming apps, thigh gap apps, ass enhancing apps, especially people like Beyonce, who are mom’s in their 30s, totally fucking delusional trying to compete with the 20 year old counterparts…I am just surprised she didn’t send them off to a professional retoucher, she’s beyonce and they cost around 40 dollars a picture, so you don’t have to make a fool of yourself, like every gremlin I want to fuck because of their instagram angles, who I run away from when I see in person…

It’s pretty obnoxious that Instagram became less of pictures people take of things, and more about these staged photoshoots of nonsense, but I guess not as obnoxious as the fact that people are doing digital retouching to their shit to perpetuate the lie…

It’s pretty obnoxious that Beyonce sings about being a single lady, while married, things about being a powerhouse feminist, while retouching her fat ass, it’s like nothing about her is legitmate…obviously…stop buying into her shit..

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Beyonce

2014

17

Sep

Ashley in LA’s Words Of Wisdom of the Day

Ashley In LA, also known as Ashley Kirschner, is an LA comic who is getting a pretty steady following and not just on her INSTAGRAM ….because she’s a perfect combination of funny, hot, busty, skinny, long legged, and genius….

Her act, from what I gather is making fun of the instagram models, Playboy models who she seems to be friends with…and she’s doing it in a clever fucking way….that’s not gratuitous or overly obvious, and that is just perfect…

This video of her telling people to take care of their pets during the LA heat wave that’s going on. It’s practical and informative…and very well shot so that we can really take in the information she’s sending via her tits…..

She’s going to be doing big things, she’s hotter than any comic you’ve seen before and I believe in all she is doing….she is the future…and I am going to be tracking her…since to date, I’ve hated every female comic to ever exist in the history of female comics, except maybe Joan Rivers, but Joan Rivers is dead, and the world is ready to replace that corpse with this fresh and probably well moisturized comedy goddess…

I’m in love and you can be too – if you FOLLOW HER

Posted in:Ashley In LA

2014

17

Sep

Claudia Schiffer is Hot at 100 of the Day

I remember guys I knew would circle jerk to Claudia Schiffer. This must have been in 1994. I never participated because I always just assumed a circle jerk was less about the sport of competitive jerking off to see who cums first and more about the leader of your gang being a closet case homo who just wants to watch all his friends jerk off….you know the kind of guy who invites his friends to fuck his girl because he just wants his friends there to watch his friends…

All this to say, Claudia Schiffer doesn’t bring up gay thoughts for me, she just reminds me of that story, because dudes fucking loved her enough to jerk off together to magazine pics of her and I don’t just mean David Copperfield…I mean so many fucking dudes..she was the Kate Upton of her era…and now, 20 or 30 years later…I am not good at math..but that are the equivalent of 100 years in model years…and she’s still fucking amazing…I guess some people just take care of themselves when their whole existence depends on their look…and I guess some people, especially have good genes thanks to ethnic cleansing that happened 30 years prior to her birth…

Here is her shoot for something random that doesn’t matter….because what matters is Claudia Schiffer

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer

2014

17

Sep

Sara Malakul’s Massive Breasts of the Day

I wrote something probably perverted, maybe offensive, possibly focused on tits about Sara Malakul yesterday. I would check but I don’t like reliving the past. It’s about the future motherfuckers.

I do however like to think about the ways a girl becomes famous in Thailand, which is what Sara Malakul’s storyline is. Like was she sold off at 4 to work a brothel, or born with a penis, and did the King take her under his wing and put her in TV shows because she was part of his Harem…

Or was she just richer than the locals, whiter than the locals, and more American than the locals, thanks to her dad moving to Thailand to spend time with the “elephants”…as white men tend to do when they go to Thailand…

Well, it turns out that she just posted this picture of her topless, huge tit getting squished, like it was Nicki Minaj sitting on her Ass, and the whole thing opens up a whole new fetish I didn’t know I have, at least it must be a fetish, otherwise I wouldn’t have this serious want to bury my face in her…

It almost makes me want to find her on all her netflix movies she gets naked in…

This picture is shot by THEHEADHUNTR

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

17

Sep

Rita Ora Hard Nipple in a Tennis Outfit of the Day

Rita Ora is so classy, all ready for the tennis match like she was a socialite white girl, when really she is of unknown race and probably not classy at all, because she seems like she’s straight gully from the UK who smashed her way to the top – in the even you don’t know what that means…let me translate it for you – she seems like she’s UK trash who fucked the right people and got an opportunity to come to North America where she worked her connections in efforts to become the next Rihanna and it is starting to work – even if it took a solid 3 years…her ass and tits remained big enough to guide her to where she needs to go…but then again, pretending to be hip hop, like Drake has proved, means you don’t have to be gutter at all, you can be white and Jewish and just pretend and the people will listen…

Whether she actually plays tennis, or goes to country clubs is irrelevant, because I think this post is more about her walking around hard nippled…and I don’t think making it sport related, even if it is a sport I have a fetish for, is really relevant, but then again, I dress up my wife as a tennis ball sometimes and go down on her, so maybe a costume is key to a solid role play – what the fuck do I know…nothing…that is the fuck do I know..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

17

Sep

Alyssa Barbara is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Alyssa Barbara , she’s a bit of a newcomer to the internet game, at least to me, because I’ve only just heard of her this week, but I am pretty hopeful that she is going to be sticking around for a while, because these pictures of her by photographer MVISION_LA…are pretty fucking noticeable, as are her nipples…something that I am sure you would all want to suck on, probably because your mom was too disgusted by you to let you near her tits when you were a baby, or because you’ve never actually seen tits before, and the whole idea of them is like this scientific mystery that your inquisitive eager mind just can’t get enough of…

I FOLLOW HER NOW and will be sure to keep you updated on all she does…because that’s what love and romance that may be confused as stalking…is all about…

Posted in:Alyssa Barbara

2014

17

Sep

Toni Gaarn for Some Swimwear Line of the Day

Toni Gaarn is rumored to have had her asshole filled with Leonardo DiCaprio – but I am going to assume, based on her German roots, that the asshole that was filled was Leonardo DiCaprio, as she expelled everything in her asshole on his face, because when you get to his level of rich and famous, with girls throwing themselves at you from every angle, you need to experiment with things to get off…you are no longer normal and satisfied with hot pussy because all pussy you get is hot…so you need to dig deeper…it is kind of like what you have to do with masturbation…

That said, here she is in Aqua du Coco or some other nonsense brand that is supposed to be swimwear, but that is more like some shit old rich women would wear to cover their plastic surgery scars and baby making scars that were all part of the struggle in gold digging.

But Toni’s still alright.

Posted in:Toni Gaarn

2014

17

Sep

Charli XCX for Complex of the Day

I’ve been doing this site for a long fucking time and back in 2006, I was featured in Complex magazine as the “Leader of the New”…that’s what they called me…where they basically said that Perez Hilton was the old and I was the new…thanks to my edgy tongued dialog and amazingly accurate portrayal of the female model and celebrity experience…my brutal honesty that doesn’t make me friends or really do any good for society…but that is still on point…rather than suck up flakey bullshit suck posts that Perez was about at the time when he was so relevant and mainstream because the mainstream needed one blog to attach themselves too…all this to say…that was pretty much the fucking peak…but I am still here…and now this Charli XCX is sharing that honor….we are the same – I wonder if that means she will give me a blowjob – since I was there first…

Posted in:Charli XCX

2014

17

Sep

Hannah Ferguson for GALORE of the Day

Hannah Ferguson is some Texan model who did Sports Illustrated and who pretty much came out of no where. Now she’s doing a back to school, preview of Halloween, cheerleader in a slasher film styled shoot for my friends and GALORE …a magazine that’s really pushing the limits of fashion magazines…almost merging them with what Playboy was in the 70s…accessible to all…but still featuring stuff I can masturbate to…and the whole thing is kind of genius….at least when they take models who are getting a lot of hype, even if they normally look old and washed up despite just starting out, and transform them into a fantasy…which is really what models are supposed to be…so I approve of whatever is going on here…this is hot.

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson