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2014

15

Sep

Serena Williams Tennis Booty in a Bikini of the Day

Serena Williams embodies absolutley nothing tennis represents for me, and not because I am a white pant wearing socialite upper middle class motherfucker who sips cocktails at the tennis club, talking about my investments, or new ventures, while my mistress plays tennis as my wife spends my money shopping…but because I have always had a tennis fetish, maybe because I was never allowed in the tennis club, or maybe because skinny, fit, white girls flashing their panties while grunting like they are being savagely fucked up the ass as part of their sport is erotic…while these Serena Williams booty is just fucking savage…I mean it’s so big and scary and would require massive penis to deal with…

The good news is I know so many white dudes, rich white dudes, who love being smothered by this kind of thing, because it’s different and got more flavor than the skinny white girls who are with them for their money…

I am on the fence about whether this is good or bad, I just know I can’t stop staring…so it is something.

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2014

15

Sep

Nicki Minaj’s Butt Implant is Amazing of the Day

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The rumor is that Nicki Minaj has ass implants. I guess the rumor is that any and all of these fat ass girls have ass implants, because we are in the era of the fat ass. I mean she really milks her ass like it was the cow that she is, she even makes songs about her ass, because she’s very into and about the ass…

I heard somewhere that she had a scare last week that one of the ass implants popped….because I guess unlike breast implant…they get more wear and tear….

I always just assumed she was fat as fuck and that the ass came with being fat as fuck, because despite being white as fuck and marketed to white people, she is still black and if you’ve ever sen a black girl in leggings, you’ll know they got ass…and that the ass implants were just designed for white girls to participate in this movement..that Kim Kardashian, original ass implant, is the leader of…

But then the above picture dropped, of her sitting on what looks like more of pillow than anything human or natural…and I guess that’s up for you to decide if it’s a real ass or a fake ass, because ultimately, I couldn’t care less…because it is Nicki Minaj and she’s the kind of fame whore planting these stories to get people talking…

She’s also the kind of girl to show off serious underboob to distract from the ass…

This is all such nonsense .Here she is with Ridiculous Underboob….CLICK HERE

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2014

15

Sep

Ashley Tisdale Honeymoon Bikini Pic of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale brings hope to girls everywhere, that as long as you are rich, famous, and have dudes everywhere wanting to be up inside you…even if you had botched plastic surgery, you career is dull, and you’re not as cute as you’re marketed to be…coupled with being Jewish enough to find a quality Jewish man who needs a Jewish girl to make him babies that are Jewish too, instead of those ghetto money grubbing converts, you can live happily ever too…and post honeymoon pics of yourself in a bikini…all wholesome at least in comparison to all the trash that is going on…

For some reason, I think there’s some level of merit in this. I mean Ashley Tisdale could just as easily posted pics of her spread asshole crying for attention, but she’s keeping things G Rated, and in a world full of smut, the G rated stuff is starting to become pornographic, appealing and sexy, like happily “just” married and starting a family like a good girl bikini pic, is replacing the single, sex crazed, half naked at the pool party crying for likes because I am an instagram selfie….

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2014

15

Sep

Iggy Azalea’s A Stripper of the Day

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Dude…she did the pussy slap…

Fat ass, black cock loving Iggy Azalea, who managed to fuck her way from Australia to America, strategically from one black penis with connections to the next, who claims to have worked as a stripper because we are in the stripper era where popstars get on stage and do what I have seen strippers do for the last 25 years, the bend over pussy slap, and I guess I should be all for this trick being brought from the strip club to the stage in front of suburban 15 year old white girls everywhere, because stripping is empowering…at least for men..it teaches us that with enough money, these bitches will do anything…and I guess that’s an important lesson to know, it will motivate men everywhere to be the next Bill Gates, because money buys women…all while motivating little trashy girls everywhere that wearing a leotard or panties in public, despite your fat ass, only to do stripper designed dances…could lead to you being famous…or at least getting that rich man money…thrown at you…like it was raining..

I can’t see how this is good for anything or anyone…at least at cultural level of morals and values, but for boners everywhere the breeding of trashy sluts, I totally see how this is important…

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

Sep

Shay Mitchell Had a Pool Party cuz she’s Rich of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is some very very fucking popular Hollywood starlet to the tweens who may have never heard about because you are a grown ass man and you don’t really bother with shit that targets 12 year old girls like the show “Pretty Little Liars”…I know I’ve never seen an episode of it, even if I would have sex with the entire cast, meaning they may be insanely popular, rich and famous, in some circles, but they barely exist to me…unless they are in bikinis on instagram, in which case, they totally exist…and I try to masturbate to them…even if the pictures are of her strategically not showing any of her body while posing with food, which I guess is better than her eating, because eating is the one thing I hate admitting girls do, not because eating leads to shitting, but because food is the enemy that made my wife obese…and unfuckable, even though sometimes, I have to fuck her…

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2014

15

Sep

Videobomb of the Day

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This was on REDDIT under “When White People Fight”…where some racist black dude singled out white people fighting because it is hilarious – and if this was done with a white persona s black people fought it would be called racist, obviously, you know it’s all part of the plight of the white man…

Apparently, it is a fight between frat boys and some dude in purple, because the dude in purple caused some shit with one of their frat brothers….

It happened at LSU, wherever the fuck that is, and the whole thing is pretty funny because of the racist black dude’s face…he’s a joker…and I guess so is this pansy ass white people fight…

You know, it’s all about the fucking selfie…

Posted in:Videos

2014

15

Sep

Brittany Mason’s Topless for Josh Ryan of the Day

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I don’t know if Brittany Mason is the same Brittany Mason as the one with a Wikipedia page, who was an actress and a model, born in 1986 Indiana, who was in Maxim and Esquire and most importantly in episode 200 of Two and a Half Men playing Jason Alexander’s Secretary, a credit that makes me think maybe she wrote this wikipedia page herself, because I assume no wikipedia contributor has ever heard of her, or would think an extra gig was really anything notable…but she is a model, she did place 7th in Miss USA Live on NBC, something that would be great way to start up a sex tape career, but instead she’s gone down the activist road, but more importantly the titty for fashion shoot road that leads to great places if done properly, all while giving off the same output as being in a softcore porn, but for ego, it’s far more socially acceptable…

Either way, tits, good pics, good times, I’m into it…and willing to join any cause this babe is involved in, mouth first…

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2014

15

Sep

Lindsay Lohan in Wonderland of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan crawled out the sewer of irrelevance that her crackhead face and body live in…to do an editorial fashion shoot for a magazine called Wonderland…and as it turns out, with the right amount of lighting, the right quality camera, the right level of photoshop where she’s really only 10 percent LOHAN and 90 percent retouched new computer generated Lohan…something Lohan should get used to because based on her hard battered face, she’ll be a hologram at the VMAs like she was TUPAC, in no time…thanks to premature death.

That said…

I still think she’s amazing, I would still have unprotected sex with her everyday, hoping to get her pregnant, even tough it is safe to assume she doesn’t get her period anymore, and I believe that if she doesn’t die soon, she will win an Oscar…it’s like the affirmations she tells herself every morning – she hasn’t peaked, in fact she hasn’t even started yet, all that pre-25 year old stuff was just practice for what she has planned for us…I am in love.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

15

Sep

The Hayden Panettiere Tit Pic is Fake of the Day

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At least one person emailed me the above picture of Hayden Panettiere topless or pulling out her tits. I guess it is from some over zealous Hayden Panettiere fans, who I assume are all over zealous, because in order to be a Hayden Panettiere fan, you have to be all kinds of socially awkward and weird…you know the kind of guy who will spend hours on photoshop for his masturbation purposes…because guess what…this titty pic isn’t real and it is my duty to protect the honor of hacked celebrity women who probably love the attention because they are celebrities to begin with, a career based on wanting people talking about them….I am a hero

Here’s the real pic…

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2014

15

Sep

Miss Nebraska Panty Flash of the Day

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You’d think I would be into Beauty Pageants that celebrate vapid women and make them come across as half retards who aren’t even that hot, but who instead are doing pageants because actual hot girls are working models and actual smart girls have fucking jobs, it’s the middle of the road, hoping some kind of miracle happens when on national TV, as the world, and by world, I mean low income middle americans waste their time watching, because they like network TV, it tells them what to watch without all the confusion of netflix, itunes and hulu….

That said, if you are going to lower yourself to the level of Pageant trash, you might as well make some noise and flash your panties, panties you shouldn’t be wearing at all to really generate some buzz around you, but panties nonetheless..

It’s a perfect gateway for when the sex tape drops in 3 years…you know marketed as “Miss Nebraska 2014, the Panty Flasher Takes off her Panties for Huge Black Cock”…you know, because this is where you peak before heading back to working the walmart cash.

Here’s one of the contestants with a dumb as fuck talent – this pageant shit is a fucking joke

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