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2014

12

Sep

Camille Rowe for Next Lingerie of the Day

Camille Rowe is one of my favorite models – at least right now – because I am looking at pictures of her French ass in lingerie. I am pretty sure she’s doing campaigns for Victoria’s Secret, and I guess they lend her off to other brands, because I am going to assume they have a stake in these brands, and that these brands make their panties in the Victoria’s Secret owned Sweatshops…

Sure, I am more into her more “artitic” fashion photography, that to me is really pornography, all softcore and reminds me of Playboy in the 70s when Playboy was good…

She’s been naked HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and HERE and I mean that’s enough for you to get an idea of what we are working with here…and that something is far more substantial that any girl I’ve had, bought, borrowed or thrown my semen at when they walk buy me on public transit…

All this to say, I love her, even though I hate shitty catalog pics…always…it’s a misuse of talent.

Posted in:Camille Rowe

2014

12

Sep

Cora Keegan Nipples by Aaron Feaver of the Day

Her name is Cora Keegan, she’s not a super famous model, in fact, she’s a model who hates modeling, and will probably just end up knocked up with some rich older guy’s kid, because she can’t be bothered working, she’d rather sit around, listen to music, get high and fuck, but she’s still booking campaigns, despite how dumb she pretends to think modelling is, when I am pretty sure she’s probably laughing about how dumb modelling is with every check she cashes for 30,000 dollars or more…you know tormented about the scam she pulling, hoping to have or do something more substantial, all while cashing the fuck in… the entire time…you know a phony higher purpose or whatever and the reality is, she can do whatever the fuck she wants, because she’s got a great face…and I am in love with her.

My biggest regret is not kidnapping her, locking her in my basement and making her my wife when i had the chance…seriously, lovely as fuck on all fronts…even if her real name isn’t Cora Keegan and she won’t tell me what it is…because I think it will lead to me knowing she’s a rich kid and rich kids hate being recognized for being rich kids…they want to pretend to do things themselves..while complaining the entire way…

Posted in:Cora Keegan

2014

12

Sep

Bella Thorne’s Awkward Tween Dance of the Day

I don’t know if watching Bella Thorne doing this dance is supposed to be hot.

She’s some teen starlet who was sold by her parents to the entertainment industry along with her sisters, who for some reason didn’t get picked up, but this one did, and one out of 5 is enough to never have to work again…

But I do know that there are countless dudes who are watching this who think it is hot, becasue she’s a teenager, and thanks to teenagers being illegal and off limits, comes to dudes in America over sexualizing teens because they can’t have them.

Sounds healthy, especially when the teens are well aware of the perverts out there, and that they fuck with them intentionally because it’s good for business..

That said, Here she is being a ninja

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2014

12

Sep

Fat Ass Immigrants Showing Nipple On Your TV of the Day

Highly successful and well marketed immigrants, Iggy Azalea Rita Ora, who have both been in America for quite a while trying to get famous, and who finally got themselves famous, to which Iggy says “she’s got a lot of stories” about her rise from “living in Australia”…even thought she’ from Australia no matter how much she tries to hide that vile trashy accent…because those stories of how she got famous probably involve a ton of shit…including but not limited to the sex tape she basically denies having – while confirming that she has it – a sex tape that I hope to make a lot of money from…

Anyone who releases or attempts to make profit off someone else’s intimate moments against their will is a sex offender & it honestly makes me sick to see the media encourage any other attitude towards those sorts of people, we should want to protect our women and i really hope that america will follow Europe and their laws to better protect peoples privacy and fundamental rights. and on that note, I’m off to get a manicure. peaaaaccceeeeeee outtttttt *drops the mic*

Anyway, they were on Ellen, and Rita Ora’s nipple was exposed the whole performance, because that’s probably what Ellen insists of all her guest, because she’s a lesbian and into them titties…unfortunatley…they were totally fucking censored…bummer.

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|Rita Ora

2014

12

Sep

Rihanna’s Street Walkin’ of the Day

Either I created this lie that I may one day get sued for – that Rihanna was a 14 year old prostitute in Barbados where she seduced whoever it was who imported her to America to sell to Jay-Z….or the Barbado’s jet ski renter who told me did…or maybe – just maybe he was telling the truth, which would explain why she’s fallen into this over sexualized, flashing, and now street walking character who sings about getting excited by the smell of sex, while destroying little girls everywhere….at their core of their value system…leading to a future of hookers who don’t think they are hookers…they are just bring Riri..

Doesn’t matter…I just like seeing any girl who looks like she’s doing a walk of shame, or street walking for her next meal, or even better, her illegit baby’s next meal…evenwhen they are worth over 100 million dollars and not looking for anything like that at all…just looking everything like that…

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Posted in:Rihanna

2014

12

Sep

Reviewing the Russell James Book Launch I Wasn’t Invited to of the Day

Victoria’s Secret put out a book for Russell James, their senior photographer, who I guess has been shooting with them for a very very long time, and has got rich and a lot of fucking sex from babes who want to be Victoria’s Secret models, which happens to be every girl in existence…called ANGELS ….featuring their Angels, and now Kendall Jenner, because I guess she’s bought her way into Victoria’s Secret modelling…

The launch was last night, I wasn’t invited, obviously, but Getty Images was, so here’s my run down of what you missed…

Russell with Branson, because creeper billionaires with private islands like photographers who bring top models there…

Russell with Lima, because there is a bond created when a girl gets half naked and bossed around by a dude with a camera…that involves being allowed to pick her up / cum on her face whenever he wants

Adriana Lima Kissing A Picture of Herself, Something I am sure she does often and everytime she sees a mirror – it’s all part of being an ego

Russell and Sara Sampaio

Three Victoria’s Secret Models…I think Lima is making this event about her…

Russell and Karolina Kurkova

Russell with Kendall Jenner because she pays him to be her photographer

Kendall Jenner with Branson – because her mom taught her how to sniff out money

Candice wasn’t bad….

But Martha Hunt was the best thing there…

Even when Lima was out trying to steal the spotlight…

Josephine Skriver is good too…

So is Elsa Hosk…

Why wasn’t I invited to this again? Oh right, because Lily Aldridge has hated me since she was an LA groupie doing TAMPON commercials

Posted in:Events|Russell James

2014

12

Sep

Hole’s Solo Vocal and Guitar Mics and Other Videos of the Day

Chinese Billionaire’s Ice Bucket Challenge…

Genius of the Day

Police Brutality of the Day

Scumbag Steals Autistic Man’s Birthday Money

Satan Boner!

Posted in:Videos

2014

12

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The worst way to get a blow job is by telling a girl she owes you a blowjob, especially after doing a menial task for her, like holding the door open at a grocery store when her boyfriend was in the car, because you won’t get that blowjob because opening the door doesn’t warrant a blow job thank you, and more importantly, her boyfriend, who she just left the gym with – will REALLY hate it…

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Blade Runner is Pretty Much Not Going to Jail…For Blatantly Murdering his Girlfriend
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Things that Bounce…
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9 Movies with Terrible Morals…
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Michelle Lewin is in a Bikini
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Courtney Love Sucks…
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Road Worker Trick – Fail
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Brad Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence are Together Again….
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Most Consecutive Pinky Pull Ups
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The 15 Best Weed Strains Right Now
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13 SFW Dick Pics
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Yasmine Colt is Hot in a Bikini
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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2014

11

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I want a million instagram followers so that I can be relevant, help me be relevant

I also want love and by love I mean at least 1-3 hookers begging for me to have sex with them for free, not because I like hookers, but because I like things that are free, but more importantly, I want more alcohol, because alcohol leads to situations that I think are three hookers asking me to have sex with them for free, until sobering up and realizing that they are homeless chicks..but in that window of hazy…it’s good and I guess the memories, as distorted as they are…is all we’ve got…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Japan is Releasing a Black Burger
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Girls who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Kendall Jenner Butt Cheek
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Dude from Scarface and his 18 Year Old Girlfriend – is Next Level
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Jasmin Walia in a Bikini
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Peggy for Mad Men in a Bikini
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Anastasia Ashley Hot For Maxim
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Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence are Still Fucking
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Olivia Holt Teen Cleavage…
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Amazing First Pitch
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Jennifer Walcott is the Slut of the Day
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Sarah Jessica Parker is Rich Horse…
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Stripper Sues Jerry Jones
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Weird Things Couples Fight About
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Brenda Song in Shitty Short Shorts
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30 Pics of Seniors that are Awesome
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Kanye West Rushed to Hospital for a Headache
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12 Pez Dispensers That Should Have Never Been
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Reggaeton Like This Chick
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Actor Loses It When Asked How Many Men He Beat Off…
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Girls Laying in Bed
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Jessica Alba – Boring at Fashion Week
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Alessandra Ambrosio Boring at Fashion Week
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Sarah Palin Family Got into a Brawl
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Ariana Grande Boring at the Airport
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21 People with a Roommate Worse Than Yours
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Amanda Cerny in a Wet Bikini
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College Footbal Cheerleader Showdown
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Organisms Under the Microscope are Scary as Fuck
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The Pros and Cons of Dating Britney Spears
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Kirsten Dunst for VS Magazine
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Hot Girls Posing with Dogs
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Danielle from American Picker’s Pin Up
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Lady Gaga and TOny Bennett are Soul Mates
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Ellen’s Anaconda is Awful
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Christina Milian Big Tits at Fashion Week
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Olivia Munn Has Pokies
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Chris Brown Started a Bottle Fight in a Club
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Irina Shayk in Shorts
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Twitter Has No Shame on Sept 11
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Jessica Biel Leaves the Gym
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A Look Back At How Things Used to Be
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A Babe Named Ursela Naked in a Movie
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Helen Flanagan Upskirt
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Pam Anderson Lookin’ Hot
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Wax Museum Prank
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Fake Lottery Win Prank
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Instagram Brat in Jail for Selling iPhone on Craigslist
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A Bunch of Hot Redheads
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Aaron Carter is Creeping Out Hilary Duff
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Heidi Klum’s Big Floppy Mom Tits
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12 SFW DICK PICS
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She’s Working Hard for It
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Big Chocolate Boobs
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Jess Davies is the Slut of the Day
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Phil Varone’s Groupies Exclusive
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The Joy Corrigan N
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THere’s Gonna be a Mess to Clean
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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Throwback Samantha Fox Nudity
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I Need More Bored girls in My Life
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Naked Amateurs
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Some Random Chick With an IMDB Page – Naked
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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Awesome Links From Around the Web
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Sep

Berit Topless for Galore Magazine of the Day

Berit is a model I’ve never heard of but who I follow on intagram for some reason that I call following every girl, model, aspiring model, babe, etc…but these GALORE MAGAZINE are pretty fucking next level and I am not just saying that because she’s got amazing tits that she’s showing off, or because ofthat booty that she’s got in the air like this was a hip hop video vixen, I am saying that because I am in love..

It’s like when I see girls like this, I wonder how girls like Late Upton get famous, or richer than they already are…sloppy and disgusting…when the world is filled with countless babes I want to look at…it is very very weird…and unfair but I believe that Berit will have her chance to shine, and the entire time, I’ll be singing love songs to her from afar – because I’m romantic like that after falling in love with pics…

Posted in:Berit