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2014

11

Sep

Nicki Minaj for Dazed Magazine of the Day

I am pretty confused…Nicki Minaj did this photoshoot for fashion magazine Dazed, but didn’t show one shot of her ass, not from any angle, all the pics are straight up and conservative, I guess because she wants us all to know that she’s not just a big ass that she exploits, she is also tits, and that ass is just an act that she developed with her acting coaches she met in acting school back when building this character she was going to in turn infiltrate into the world, for the world to accept, thanks to a whole lot of radio play and apathy that involves not delving into the white bred world of Nicki Minaj and her popstar lie for white bread suburbanites…

Nicki Minaj is a lie that is working, that reminds everyone that it is ok to lie as long as it is for international success, fame, fortune and money…

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2014

11

Sep

Actor Asked How Many Men He Had to Beat Off of the Day

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I think this is probably a question better suited for the females in the entertainment and modelling industries, sure, a lot of the famous dudes have probably had to be gay for pay at least once, and I am sure a lot of casting directors are gay, but for the most part the producers I know of, are all about the blowjobs from the aspiring talent…but it is still funny when she asks because we all know that’s not what she meant, but that’s what she said twice…jokes on TV…

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s New Shitty Topless Pic of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is hustling the strategic nudes hard. I just posted one of her strategic nudes that I can assume her mom paid to get into a book of Victoria’s Secret models nude, even though she isn’t a Victoria’s Secret model, but will be one because of the persistence of her mother and their team and her star power and fan base will just get one casting person to throw away quality and go for the hits…and I really couldn’t care less if the sweatshop, overpriced, shitty quality lingerie casts her or not, it’s all a scam anyway, I just care that her strategic nudes her parents are paying for are not her getting railed unprotected by black dudes like her sister. It’s like this family once offered the world something semi interesting, and now they are just so corporate and mainstream with their whoring. Fame has changed them…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

11

Sep

Russell James’ Book “Angles” with Nude Models of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret photographer Russell James put out a book called angels that features:

Abbey Lee, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo, Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge, Erin Heatherton, Karlie Kloss, Sara Sampaio, Martha Hunt and bonus Kendall Jenner, who isn’t really a bonus, but who you can assume paid Russell James a lot of fucking money to be a part of a book that is pretty much exclusively Victoria’s Secret models naked for the sake of art, and publicity, probably published by Victoria’s Secret, because Russell James is their main photographer and is essentially owned by them…

Basically reminding us that if you’re rich enough, if there is enough buzz around you, big brands you want to be part of will endorse you, even if you would never make the cut if your family wasn’t the Kardashians…you can buy anything you want even the prestigious titles of spokesmodel for a lower tier in terms of quality brand…the capitalist world is so fucked….but I still like looking at models naked…so here are the pics..

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Russell James

2014

11

Sep

Nina Agdal’s Ass in Lingerie of the Day

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I laugh at Nina Agdal’s weirdo face on the regular.

Not because I don’t like her, or think she’s a bad person. I don’t even think she is overrated as a model, because I have a feeling she’s not even breaking a million dollars a year in earnings. Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay, and these other campaigns she’s doing are probably around 30k a month, which is still a lot of money, that she probably doesn’t spend thanks to having dudes pay her, as all models have dudes who pay for them…I just don’t think her immigrant face is good enough to be where it is, but that immigrant ass is pretty fucking perfect and erases and deletes her other countless flaws, like looking like a dude with downs syndrome..

I’m not a hater, at least not when I’m looking at an ass like this…it’s actually hard to hate much when lost in these cheeks anxiously awaiting leaked anus pics.

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2014

11

Sep

Miley Cyrus Shower Picture of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted a picture of herself in a shower in Puerto Rico, where I guess she’s hanging out, or polluting their culture with her fake ass, hollywood rendition of art and hipsterism…

The biggest tragedy in the whole thing is that in being her racy little controversial self, she’s gone 30 percent of the way with this one. You know the giant heart censor and the fact that she’s just showing her back to us, make masturbating to this, even for the most seasoned voyeur with a shower fetish, pretty fucking hard…but I guess her posting shower pics already is a good enough start, that makes for a good chance that when her empire comes crashing down…there will be porn..

I think the more controversial shit she’s been up to in NYC for Fashion Week, involved this minor Bella Thorne in a cleavage dress, sitting on her lap like Miley was Santa Claus, you know the mall kind who only do it to molest the kids because their red suit makes them think they are above the fucking law…

That’s enough Miley news…because I’m a grown man and writing about this both rapes my brain and depresses me to the point of suicide, but I’m more into the drinking myself to death method, which is something I do despite being long and drawn out…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

11

Sep

Hilaria Baldwin’s Ridiculous Yoga Poses of the Day

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Hilaria Baldwin is the clever gold digger who came with a specific and marketable skill set, so that when she properly positioned herself for a celebrity clientele, pretty literally, positioned herself for a celebrity clientele, with her vagina in spandex doing things that are pretty much unheard of, things this rich guys had never seen before, and that these rich guys could pretend were for some kind of spiritual and health driven enlightenment, booking her for 2 sessions a day like she was some kind of prosti.

Meaning..she was the seductress who infiltrated the wallets of the rich using her flexibility and yoga expertise…but after creeping on her instagram…you’ll see exactly why Alec Baldwin came up inside her…right..

I don’t know why, but I guess like Alec Baldwin, her poses are weird, interesting, and something I want to fuck…here’s some recents pics I pulled from her instagram…

Posted in:Hilaria Baldwin

2014

11

Sep

Iggy Azalea May Have a Sex Tape of the Day

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As much as I dislike most of what Iggy Azalea represents…I mean I am all for the hooking aspect of her fat ass, fake ass, ass implant career that has been used to speak to the white suburban girl via “hip hop”…but I am not into that white suburban hip hop…you know I like the process of getting famous but hate when they get famous…because it means that it worked, and that may inspire other girls to follow her footsteps of getting naked and fucking the right people, but I hate the ego that comes when they win…

That said, I am all for watching this Iggy chick fuck…so today I woke up to this press release from my friends at VIVID.COM

When I asked them how authentic the sex tape is, I got a Smiley Emoji back…meaning…I am sure it’s pretty fucking legit…and not surprising considering how she is an australian who made it in America where Americans don’t even succeed at her hustle…lots of dick has been involved in the making of this girl…

Here’s the press release:

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT SAYS IT IS REVIEWING A SEX TAPE PURPORTING TO FEATURE HOT RAPPER IGGY AZALEA

“If There is Any Tape Out There That Can Rival That of Kim Kardashian, This One is it!”

LOS ANGELES – (September 11, 2014) – Leading adult company VIVID ENTERTAINMENT says it has been approached by a third party who claims he represents an individual with rights to a purported sex tape featuring the sexy recording artist Iggy Azalea.

Vivid founder/co-chairman Steven Hirsch says “Iggy is definitely the hottest female rapper today.” His company has pioneered in the release of celebrity sex tapes featuring high-profile stars. He said he has been shown a “teaser” of images of a woman who appears to be the 24-year-old, Australian-born Ms. Azalea, whose real name is Amethyst Amelia Kelly.

I am ready for this one…more importantly, I will have the exclusive when it drops because I always release all the vivid celebrity sex tapes first…and I have been for the last 8 years…

Here are some pics from her instagram…to celebrate this glorious big juicy ass getting fucked day…

TO SEE ALL THE VIVID CELEBRITY SEX TAPES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2014

11

Sep

The Girl Who Likes Boys…and Other Videos of the Day

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The Man Who Steals 227,000 of Jewellery

Bystanders Swarm a Guy Who Takes Kid Hostage…

The Man Who Jumped Off the 6th Floor and Lived

The Bear on the Golf Course

Biker Gets Slammed By a Car

Biker Fight..

The Girl Who Shows Cop her Boobs

Posted in:Videos

2014

11

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want to get nude pics of girls, find a picture of a ridiculously big penis and send it to them pretending it is yours. Girls like fantasy, they all want a disney romance, and in their mind, that comes stock with a huge dick, so even if they think you are vile and horrible, that pic of big dick they don’t necessarily believe is yours, but want to believe is yours – will lead to spread asshole pics…because that’s the power of big dick and probably why guys with big dicks pretty much win at life…not that I have a big dick, but I do have a pic of one to send girls for spread asshole pics…right.

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