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2014

09

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Telling a girl you just meet “that vagina is getting spermed”…will probably not impress her, unless she’s a very lonely and sad person, in which case probably the last person whose vagina you want to sperm…another fail, in the same kind of realm of weird is replacing vagina with uterus, only calling her uterus her UTE…”that ute is gonna get spermed”…if you know what I mean…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning.

Models for Fashion Week
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Nina Agdal’s Instagram Bikini
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Awesome Break-Up Notes
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Miley’s Mom Thinks She’s 12
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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J.Lo is Back in the Movies….Playing a Woman Who Fucks Her Teen Neighbor
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Indian Guy Puts Motorcycle on the Roof of a Bus
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Lady Gaga Huge Cleavage
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Rihanna in Spandex
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Kids in Cosplay
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2014

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes a picture of an ass is a religious experience that you may or may not want to pray to, but you definitely want to prey on….

Sometimes, you’re sent so many nude pics from various girls that they all kind of blend into one another, making one massive vagina you want to crawl in and die.

Sometimes, your shitty life…is not so shitty…even if you suck at it…

I’d like to thank the random squirting, asshole fingering video emailed to me today – for inspiring.

Here are some stepLINKS

Seth Rogain VS the NFL
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Top 10 Celebrity Instagrams THis Week
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Lauren Stoner in a White Bikini
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Huge TITS…AND THE GIRLS Who Show Them Off
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12 Breakup Notes that Make Me Laugh
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Tasteless Ray Rice Joke on Fox News
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Hannah Ferguson’s Underboob
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Kesha in a Bathing Suit
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Kate Upton Fat in a White Dress
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Kate Beckinsale in Toronto
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Anastasia Ashley in a Slutty Bikini
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Rita Rusic – Old and Hot in a Bikini
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Candice Swanepoel’s Hot at a Fashion Show
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Anne Hathaway Booty
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Jennifer Aniston and Gwyneth Paltrow Stand Up to Cancer Together
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Megan Fox Promoting Bullshit…
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10 Ways Adding a Small Detail Changes Everything
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Adriana Lima’s See Through on the Red Carpet
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Rihanna Ass Flash in a Bikini
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Erin Heatherton – Boring on the Beach…
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Mila Kunis Pregnant Ass in Tights…
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Cara Delevingne in Toronto
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Vienna Giardi’s Got a Hot Juicy Ass
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8 Kids Who Had Hoop Dreams Crushed
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26 Most Expensive Cars Ever Auctioned…
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Salma Hayek at TIFF
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Nina Agdal Slutty Instagram
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Miley Cyrus Topless In Public
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Braless Rihanna Let’s Me Enjoy Her Nipples…
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The Worst Neighbor’s Ever Were caught on Video
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SLUT of the Day
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Karolina Kurkova – Hot Bra Top at an Event
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Fran Drescher’s Wedding Picture makes me Laugh
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Big Brother Scandinavia Boobs!
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Nina Agdal Does New York Fashion Week
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Royal Uterus Pregnant Again
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Lea Michele Big Cleavage
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Beyonce and Jay Z Are Gonna Be Ok
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Ariana Grande Thinks She’s the New Mariah
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The Smallest House in the World is for Sale
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Irina Shayk’s Leg Show
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12 Appearances of the Word Boner in Public Places
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Rihanna in Spandex
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Phil Varone from Skid Row’s Groupie Movie Exclusive
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So THis is How LEsbians Do it
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Rachel Williams is Topless in a Chair
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Alexandra Daddario is in the Best GIF Ever
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WATCH GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE WATCHED BUT PRETEND THEY DON’T
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This is a Good Place to Fuck
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Greek Sluts
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DUTCH Reality TV is Full of Nudes
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Susan Slaughter Slutty Pics from Ghost Hunters
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Penthouse Girls are Amazing
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

08

Sep

Miley Cyrus Naked in V Magazine of the Day

I saw some of these pics last week, it was pretty much known Miley was going to be naked in the magazine, but I don’t think the world cared and after seeing her tits, I don’t think anyone cares because these nipples are fucking everywhere….and despite still thinking nipples are great, the whole thing is not that exciting anymore…the internet ruined porn…and now our fetishes are designed to be way weirder than just getting off to a tween star turned slut…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

08

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Wet White T-Shirt for Rolling Stone of the Day

Here is a nipple-less Taylor Swift, because I guess that’s what happens when you’ve dated so many guys and girls that your nipples have been rubbed and/or sucked off from wear and tear, in a little fashion video for Rolling Stone that was run through a handful of instagram filters to make it look like it was shot in the 1960s on 8 mm film, in some family film but unlike a snuff film on 8 mm, or a sex tape, it was just her running around boring, not all that erotic considering how much of a dirtbag her vagina is rumored to be…but it still happened…and you’re supposed to care, so care.

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

08

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Ass is 100 Years Old of the Day

Jennifer Lopez is 100 years old, and this is her ass in pants that should offend me, because that whole mom dressing like her tween offends me, even though I know they are just craving male attention and male attention craving is something I look for in girls…..it usually gets them more naked and willing to do dirty things – like facials….and anal and all the other stuff they learned in their horrible marriages with either bored husbands or the men they cheated with…

ALl this to say, even at 100, in the right ass lifting pants, this is strangely hot…and I hate J.Lo for making me think that.

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2014

08

Sep

Nicki Minaj Teaches Models How to Anaconda of the Day

Nicki Minaj historically has the most ghetto fucking instagram. I guess that’s her way of pretending she’s not the whitest motherfucker in the room at every hip hop show, because this whole pretending she’s a black rapper is working for her…white girls fucking love it.

But I’ve been following her for a while, the pics are always shit, the way they use it shit, and I’m like doesn’t she have a team to handle this properly…

I guess she got the message, because during fashion week, she put together this video of models learning her stupid song and dance…and as someone who loves models…I totally approve of this behavior or at least of this kind of viral instagram…it’s her best work..and despite her shitty song…models trying to twerk…is magical…so this is officially the one thing of value Nicki has done in the world…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2014

08

Sep

Jennifer Lopez Slutty in Elle UK of the Day

I wonder if J.Lo will ever realize that she’s a bit too old to be spreading her bikini panty ass in magazines…no matter how fit, or how many hispanic people still think she’s the greatest thing to crawl out of the Bronx, or wherever she’s from to achieve international success, in part due to the loyalty of the hispanic community, who accepted her and will never let her die, kind of like what they did with Jesus and the Catholic church…it’s like get over it already you taco eating freaks…the more you encourage it, the weirder it gets…..and I think this ass pic is just out of context and fucking weird…but not as weird as her promo video for her song BOOTY…I mean this is a mom and divorcee…what the hell is going on here…scared to retire and count her money, scared to age, addicted to the positive reinforcement…

Weird…but here she is being the BOTOX MONSTER in Elle UK …

Posted in:Jennifer Lopez

2014

08

Sep

Kendall Jenner Wears Shorts of the Day

Kendall Jenner wore shorts her vagina was probably not quite designed for, as it looks like it’s eating them up, in this cameltoe picture….but then you have to remember she is a kardashian, without being a Kardashian genetically, but a Kardashian, because all that is horrible about the Kardashian’s stems from the mom they share…

That said this rocking a cameltoe is probably one of their “etiquette” lessons they learned at the finishing school their mom staged in their garage, because they are classy like that, and more importantly, because the mom knows how to manipulate the media via slut behavior…the cameltoe is so easy to play off as unintentional and just being big vagina-ed in tight shorts….without admitting to jacking that shit up so hard the world knows what’s going on…

Either way, I think it’s cute, but in a rodent in your kids bedroom kind of way, it’s like rid this thing from the world, get it out of my fucking house, even if it’s ok to look at running on its hamster wheel making stupid rodent faces, or in her case, CAMELTOES…at least she makes something…

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

08

Sep

Britney Spears Riding Scooters of the Day

There’s something very freeing and nice about watching this Britney Spears showing off her mental capacity off to the world…you know half retarded thanks to years of medication used to tame her in order to make her family and associates more money than God…just riding her scooter around the street like the handicapped kid you probably tried to have sex with at least once because you know they would never tell on you, that you were doing them a favor, and that they couldn’t run away from you because you took them out of their wheelchair…

It’s like seeing handicapped kids in the park, filled with extreme joy hitting two rocks together…only the washed up popstar version..

Posted in:Britney Spears

2014

08

Sep

Beyonce Gymnastics of the Day

Beyonce is on some luxury vacation, because if you listen to her attempt at a rap song, despite being a delusional popstar from the 90s, you’ll know that her an Jay Z are a billion dollars when riding in elevators fighting with family memebers for Jay Z’s philandering, it’s not his fault he’s a music mogul, ways….ways that Beyonce accepts because people like that cheat, and more importantly, because it’s good PR for their tour they are on…

That said…she’s decided to show the world how she can awkwardly do a basic gymnastic move, one you can assume she was in when Blue Ivy was ejaculated inside her, one that reminds me of being at an all inclusive resort and the mom who drank too much decides to bust out the old high school tricks…

Not very hot, but then again, even beyonce at her hottest isn’t hot.

TO SEE PICS OF BEYONCE IN A BIKINI IN PORTOFINO CLICK HERE

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