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2014

08

Sep

Rita Ora’s Got Too Much Ass for Her Pants of the Day

Rita Ora wore this outfit last week, that was far too tight for her chubby body, and I guess the seams gave out because as we know, sweatshop made clothing no matter what the price point, if in a few sizes too small will split…I’ve seen this happen to fat women many times and it is all equally funny, I am just bummed that Rita was on her period and wearing panties, because all I see here is a lost opportunity for a red eye – anus flash..which is really all I am interested in looking at when a girl is in this position…because the anus is the gateway into a woman’s soul…obviously…and the place I don’t mind licking but only because I want my cause of death to be eColi….it’s just makes for a nice obituary “died from eating some poorly wiped girl’s asshole”…

Either way, wardrobe Malfunction – the most PG 13, elementary school, cartoon-like joke- way…

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Posted in:Rita Ora

2014

08

Sep

Magdalena Frackowiak for MIXT(e) Magazine of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is not as amazing as she looks…but you can probably blame her being Eastern European on that, it’s like those girls have no real souls thanks to communism, and are all kind of hookers just about the money, because they grew up waiting in line for toilet paper, that shit can fuck you up…so when you’re lucky enough to escape that hell, without doing mail-order, human trafficking, webcam starring, but instead as a legit model..making 1,000,000 dollars a year from Victoria’s secret alone, your flawed personality doesn’t really matter that much…

These pictures are hardly as exciting as they could be…I mean she’s been nude, and these aren’t nude, and nude may not make the photo, but they make me more interested in the photo…because I am a pervert and that is what fashion means to me.

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak

2014

08

Sep

Miley Cyrus in Pasties for Instagram of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is doing some fashion week bullshit…and she’s doing it in pasties with what looks like a vile rash…something You are probably used to, since all your girls have dirty fucking rashes…

Her outfit involves playing up her “Rave” culture nonsense…that I’d like to think she knows nothing about because I used to go to raves in the early 90s, they were the only place I was allowed to drink until 10 am, while all these underage assholes on MDMA massaged each other, dressed like clowns, smelling like shit…in an era when these DJs made 100 dollars a night…

But what the fuck do you need to know about rave culture, it’s hardly a culture, and more a place idiots get high dancing to stupid music, whether it’s mainstream and DJS make a 100,000 dollars a night at festivals or not…it just means more idiots..dressed like idiots..being idiots…

What I guess we can learn from this outfit is that there sometimes, breast can be small enough, that pasties are more of a shirt

Proof:

Here’s her ass

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

08

Sep

Ashley Judd is Braless at Some Shitty Movie Premiere of the Day

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Ashley Judd must be 100, but as she is trying to prove that you can never be too old to not wear a bra to an event and show off what may or may not be awesome tits in their retirement, or old age, that vagina that was once an it girl in the movies, all grey haired and filled with Alzheimers…forgetful of all the cock it has seen to get to this point here today…

I like to think you can be too old for this kind of behavior, but then I remember a very valauble lesson my grandmother taught me when I was first discovering masturbation…tits are still tits…even when they are no longer nice to look at or touch…you can still manage to figure out how to get off to them…if you’re clever enough…that Grandma…taught me so much…thanks for the memories…

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Posted in:Ashley Judd

2014

08

Sep

Ariana Grande Instagram Porn to Distract from her Real Porn of the Day

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Ariana Grande posted these ass in tight pants pics to instagram to diffuse people looking at her bare ass pics she is pretending aren’t of her…but that if you put next to the tight pants pics you will realize is totally her…or maybe that of her ass doppleganger…in what we can assume, seeing as she’s an attention seeking girl on the rise who fucks big black cock…is her “wink wink, those nudes aren’t me but are totally me keep talking about me I love it and a bare ass pic is nothing compared to the shit my mom did to get me a record deal” play…

These are from a few days ago…sometimes..I am slow to the draw…thanks to alcoholism, no work ethic, broken dreams and really who cares about some tween starlet in tight jeans, I got better shit to do with myself like watching girls in my everyday life in tight jeans…

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2014

08

Sep

Ashley Benson’s “Alleged” Nude Pics of the Day

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A few weeks ago the paparazzi got a bunch of pictures of Ashley Benson topless…meaning that if these pics are close ups of her and her tits in some self shot nude leaks you can assume was either part of the hack last week, that normally I would avoid posting, because I don’t need legal issues, and more importantly, that I don’t need to exploit girls who are being exploited no matter how rich and famous they are…but since she’s already open and free with her big old tits, I don’t mind posting, because these are PG 13…and remind me that celebrities lack a lot of flavor when it comes to sexting. The no name, everyday girls, who sext me on the regular do a far better job of it…and they don’t have teams of people or spend days in front of the camera, reminding me of a little life lesson I learned long ago…girls who think they are hotter than they are, put little effort in making me come…

Now, I don’t know how legit these are, but I guess if I get a lawyer’s letter – we’ll know the truth.

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2014

08

Sep

Diana by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

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Photographer ALESSANDRO CASAGRANDE took a couple of pictures of a model named Diana. I know very little about Diana as a person, you know her strengths and weaknesses, I don’t know her hobbies, or what she likes doing. I don’t know her childhood dreams, her relationship status and I don’t know if her parents are divorced or still married. I don’t know where she is from, what her living situation is like, or what her credit score is…I don’t know what makes laugh, cry, or feel inspired..

But I have seen her tits and so have you – and that may be all you need to see.

Posted in:Alessandro Casagrande

2014

08

Sep

Ray Rice Knocking His Girlfriend Out of the Day

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I don’t watch sports, I think the whole concept is idiotic. The idea of grown men running back and forth with a ball, or more importantly, watching grown men running back and forth with a ball,is a ridiculous way to pass your time…there’s absolutely no purpose for it…and that’s not even factoring in how much money these assholes make…

I guess I do watch videos of sports people beating the fuck out of their women, a trend we’ve seen forever, because as you know athletes are often hopped up on testosterone, are ghetto uneducated monsters, and most importantly, they run through different women in different cities, whether they have a main bitch or not…couples with the money, the ego, and all that…makes them feel pretty invincible, or whatever…

That said, seeing any girl getting beat, or hurt or mistreated disgusts me. I like to celebrate women, I like to stare at their tits, I like everything about women, they entertain me and make me laugh, even when they are being crazy…

I do not like seeing them get beat the fuck up, dragged out of elevator, the whole thing – insane.

When I read that Ray Rice only got suspended for two games, I wanted to draw more attention to it, hoping there’s more of an uprising, getting him Ocho Cinco’ed and sent to Canada…

Pretty unacceptable behavior..right..

Posted in:Videos

2014

08

Sep

NYC Road Rage and Other Videos of the Day

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Friend Pisses on Friend for Ice Bucket Challenge

Censored Naked Guy Fighting Police

Kids VS Kid Who Did His Homework

Naked Black Man Destroying A Store

Littering in a River is Bad Karma

Fuck Her Right in the Pussy in Australia

Deer on the Golden Gate Bridge

Grandpa VS 3 Armed Robbers

Motorbikes VS Train…

Posted in:Videos

2014

08

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Her name is TORTORR , you can FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM …where she goes by @tortorr, or as I prefer…the most magical creature in the land of the internet – willing to write #stepGIRLS on her mirror in lipstick…doing the splits…naked…I feel this is what heaven looks like…

Here are some morning links..

Girls Taking Selfies..
GO

Shia LeBeef in His Girlfriend’s Leggings…
GO

Elisabeth Moss Bikini Chunk
GO

Ray Rice Knocks His Wife Out in the Elevator…
GO

Volcano Eruption of the Day
GO

J.Lo and Iggy Ass Screen Shots
GO

Tom Hiddleston Sings Hank Williams
GO

Comedians Try Dunkin Donuts for the First Time
GO

VIRTUAL STRIPPERS and PERSONALIZED PORNSTARS
GO

TV Land Sponsored Marching Band
GO

Mean Tweets the NFL Edition
GO

Lea Michele Slutty at Some Event
GO

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